Sass 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 Oh yeah, another story was how the Road Warriors were apparently huge in the pants and defied all steroid after-effect logic by *not* having small wangs or being impotent. They were also pretty nice guys for roid freaks. Scott Steiner and Rick were the complete opposites. The RockN'Roll Express also had no shame on the road. I'd figure not if Ricky fuckin Morton is riding shotgun in the car trip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 Is that site safe to view at work? I mean I know the content of the text isn't, but I mean as far as not having adult material splashed all over the website? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 The blue background is melting my eyes, but there aren't any nude pics or anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 It's totally safe to view at work. Just use discresion about checking out the threads. You never know when a naked Eric Embry pic might be shown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 Aw man, can you guys not 'invade' the board? Or at least don't do it as a group or anything... CC, good to see that I'm not the only one that detests "board invasions" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 This thread is turning into a classic. Â I never heard about the Honky thing, but I do remember hearing about the Kat screwing guys backstage all the time, including Jeff being named as one of them. Â The stuff involving Helms though sounds too damn ridiculous. I just can't picture that guy involved in any of that stuff. The "stealthily watching Lita getting screwed by Tomko and Snitsky" stuff sounds more believable, IMO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 This thread is turning into a classic. I never heard about the Honky thing, but I do remember hearing about the Kat screwing guys backstage all the time, including Jeff being named as one of them.  The stuff involving Helms though sounds too damn ridiculous. I just can't picture that guy involved in any of that stuff. The "stealthily watching Lita getting screwed by Tomko and Snitsky" stuff sounds more believable, IMO. Aww man, the Honky Tonk man incident is an all-time classic. I guess Honky hates Lawler, for the person who sent him the pic of Kat sucking off the Dupp, he in turn, sent a bunch of autographed merch and stuff.......The funniest part is this was right in the middle of Lawler's "please come back to me Kat" campaign......Truly classic stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 But she or he also slagged Sting, Lex Luger, and Buff Bagwell for their infidelity to their (former) wives by bringing up how Luger was impotent, Buff was a chubby chaser and that Sting was into S&M domination. Â Huh. The Luger thing I can believe, especially given the amount of roids the guy's done in his time. Â Buff a chubby chaser? Â As for Sting into S&M.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted February 28, 2005 I don't think Kane (or Snitsky, or Tomko) had anything to do with this. Lita doesn't seem to like those huge muscular guys based on her past, so I don't think she'd go for any of them, and Kane is FAR too much of a high-brow intellectual to carry on an affair with someone who doesn't even know which President is on a dollar bill. Kane likes to talk philosophy and literature, and Lita is all about trailer parks and Mello Yello. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 I don't think Kane (or Snitsky, or Tomko) had anything to do with this. Lita doesn't seem to like those huge muscular guys based on her past, so I don't think she'd go for any of them, and Kane is FAR too much of a high-brow intellectual to carry on an affair with someone who doesn't even know which President is on a dollar bill. Kane likes to talk philosophy and literature, and Lita is all about trailer parks and Mello Yello. Correct. Snitsky's not out of the woods though. He does have some history with Lita IIRC. But the Kane thing is 100% correct. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 But she or he also slagged Sting, Lex Luger, and Buff Bagwell for their infidelity to their (former) wives by bringing up how Luger was impotent, Buff was a chubby chaser and that Sting was into S&M domination.  Huh. The Luger thing I can believe, especially given the amount of roids the guy's done in his time.  Buff a chubby chaser?  As for Sting into S&M.... I'm surprised Russo didn't make anything of it.  Buff could have been the chubby chaser instead of Awesome.  Enzyte Lex!  Sting could have used Goldust's Artist gimmick, complete with rubber ball gag.  Aww man, the Honky Tonk man incident is an all-time classic. I guess Honky hates Lawler, for the person who sent him the pic of Kat sucking off the Dupp, he in turn, sent a bunch of autographed merch and stuff  Well, it's pretty well known that Honkey and Lawler hate each other. They're cousins, so you'd think it was just a professional rivalry thing, but naw--it's gotten way personal even before the Kat situation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted February 28, 2005 I don't even know that I buy that. All the guys Lita has been tied to in her past have looked NOTHING like Snitsky, so I don't think he's her type. I think she likes the smaller, long-haired guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 I don't even know that I buy that. All the guys Lita has been tied to in her past have looked NOTHING like Snitsky, so I don't think he's her type. I think she likes the smaller, long-haired guys. Loss, yes Lita has her preferences, but she isn't adverse to doing things with guys that aren't her type. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted February 28, 2005 Then, how come she hasn't before? Matt Hardy, Shannon Moore and Shane Helms are clearly one type of guy and Gene Snitsky is clearly another. I don't buy it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 Then, how come she hasn't before? Matt Hardy, Shannon Moore and Shane Helms are clearly one type of guy and Gene Snitsky is clearly another. I don't buy it. Do you actually think you know EVERY ONE of Lita's partners? Not all of them are girly boys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted February 28, 2005 I think we know enough of them from stories she's told and word that gets around that we can say what her type is. Gene Snitsky is not her type. Fucking around is about lust. We know enough about Lita to know that's not the type she goes for. I think Snitsky being involved is a total lie. I don't know of a single woman whose tastes are that broad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted February 28, 2005 And I'm sick of talking about this. It's not my business, I don't really care one way or the other and it's not even morbidly entertaining anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreatWhiteNope 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 I'm trying to decide if Trina's sig is sarcasm or ironic image placement: http://thematthardy.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=1286 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 I'm trying to decide if Trina's sig is sarcasm or ironic image placement: http://thematthardy.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=1286 LOL. It should read, "Bisexual Pride; because MTV said so" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted February 28, 2005 The Wrestling Observer is going to have a HUGE update on the relationship status of Matt and Lita. Also included in the next issue of the Observer will be a list and profile of all of Lita's known sexual partners.   It's going to be a mega sized issue.  That was a DaveMeltzer post for whoever asked. I was thinking about goofing around at that site but I think this board is more on your guys level... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 I think we know enough of them from stories she's told and word that gets around that we can say what her type is. Gene Snitsky is not her type. Fucking around is about lust. We know enough about Lita to know that's not the type she goes for. I think Snitsky being involved is a total lie. I don't know of a single woman whose tastes are that broad. Well, my g/f likes both Jeff Hardy and Sean O'Haire... but O'Haire was very much an exception. And I guess if you were going to make an exception, there's no way it'd be Snitsky. Â It's still bizarre to think that Kane is qualified to be an English teacher. If he retires and goes back into it, who the fuck is going to misbehave in THAT class? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 It's still bizarre to think that Kane is qualified to be an English teacher. If he retires and goes back into it, who the fuck is going to misbehave in THAT class? Brock Lesnar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 "OK, Bobby, for your detention, you'll be spending the afternoon with.....KANE~!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 Someone needs to paste Sass' huge post over there on Hardy's message board. Let's see how the sheep react to that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 "OK, Bobby, for your detention, you'll be spending the afternoon with.....KANE~!" Methinks the Chokeslam would get him sued in school. Although Bischoff would make an AWESOME headteacher (Principal to you lot). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 I think we know enough of them from stories she's told and word that gets around that we can say what her type is. Gene Snitsky is not her type. Fucking around is about lust. We know enough about Lita to know that's not the type she goes for. I think Snitsky being involved is a total lie. I don't know of a single woman whose tastes are that broad. Stacy went from David Flair to Test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 I think we know enough of them from stories she's told and word that gets around that we can say what her type is. Gene Snitsky is not her type. Fucking around is about lust. We know enough about Lita to know that's not the type she goes for. I think Snitsky being involved is a total lie. I don't know of a single woman whose tastes are that broad. Stacy went from David Flair to Test. Shh.... he doesn't want to talk about it anymore! And really, who does? This discussion really went far away from the original topic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 Someone needs to paste Sass' huge post over there on Hardy's message board. Let's see how the sheep react to that. I thought that is where Sass pulled it from.......if not, I will be glad to post it on that board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ShootingStylesPress Report post Posted February 28, 2005 Not really. Every other post is "Lita = WhoreSkankSlutFace", so we're kinda there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2005 Ok, I posted that fake Bob Holly thing on the board. Hopefully it gets some good replies before it ends up getting deleted!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
