Guest Clichebot Report post Posted March 1, 2005 yes that was the real goal. can someone whoosh or something? PERMISSION GRANTED Edit: Whoosh. ERROR WHOOSH~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 Frigid, being unbelievably sexy does not give you the right to pick out the problems of other posters. By the way, when reading the above sentence aloud two words should be said in a sarcastic tone, all the while you do the sarcastic quote gesture with your fingers. Guess which two words you stupid jackasses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 So is the music forum, except it's like four or five guys who agree with each other telling everyone else to shut up. So it's just like this folder, then! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 Frigid/Failed Mascot isn't exactly the model poster himself either. His crap in Sports is absolute drivel and borders slightly above total homerism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 genuisMoment, what are the two words. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 genuisMoment, what are the two words. Actually, the second sentence was entirely sarcastic, thereby negating any possibility of sarcasm in the first sentence. However, there is a 50/50 chance one of the sentences in this post was written using the tool of sarcasm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 what Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
... 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 POST COUNT = E-PENIS SO SEZ YOU! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted March 1, 2005 Wrestling is a gay fake sport, which should be watched as a comedy show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted March 1, 2005 I just hope that wherever Banky is right now he's proud of my past couple threads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted March 1, 2005 yes that was the real goal. can someone whoosh or something? PERMISSION GRANTED Edit: Whoosh. ERROR WHOOSH~! Thanks clichebot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted March 1, 2005 I just hope that wherever Banky is right now he's proud of my past couple threads. Banky (and I) won't be "proud" until you make that thread we were discussing earlier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iggymcfly 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 OK, time to get this thread on topic. Being gay for Batista isn't gay at all. Discuss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted March 1, 2005 This board is so self-referential that it makes me want to vomit. That's really all I have to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 That's what I said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 I haven't seen any life-changing statements coming from this or any section of the forum. ... I'd assfuck tominator89 missionary-style, just so he could see me enjoy it. You obviously weren't paying attention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 This board is so self-referential that it makes me want to vomit. That's really all I have to say. We're the long-running sitcom that has to resort to clip shows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 This board is so self-referential that it makes me want to vomit. That's really all I have to say. We're the long-running sitcom that has to resort to clip shows. And reruns: :::The gun battle rages on as EricMM, MiketheSC, Deranged Hermit and Yuna continue firing...well...Yuna doesn't she keeps running around yelling "BAMF, I TELEPORTED AGAIN" over and over.::: Marney: Wow...this is one LONG gunfight. BPP: Yeah, It feels like we have been here for weeks... :::Marney and BPP look at Ripper::: Ripper: ... Fuck you guys! Mike: You are traitors to the cause, Marney and BPP...you will die for your treachery...Mike. Marney: We're traitors? US!! We were all ready to kill this little fucker...no offense Ripper...but our guns were filled with blanks. Dames was a traitor to US!! Mike: "We're traitors? US!! We were all ready to kill this little fucker...no offense Ripper...but our guns were filled with blanks. Dames was a traitor to US!!" That’s not what we were told. We heard that he made you an offer you couldn't refuse or something and [at this point Mike talks for what seems like hours. I would write it all, seeing as it is a very good read, but for Christ sake, he could have wrapped it up a lot sooner than he did] That’s what Dames told us. And we believe him...Mike. BPP: Did he tell you about the saverocity that I showed by even coming on this mission? Huh...I had better things to do, but out of the saveriety of my heart I helped Marney and Tom come to kill this little bitch...no offense Ripper...and he turns on me. If it weren't for my savitude, you guys would have NOTHING...NOTHING!!! Mike: "Did he tell you about the saverocity that I showed by even coming on this mission? Huh...I had better things to do, but out of the saveriety of my heart I helped Marney and Tom come to kill this little bitch...no offense Ripper...and he turns on me. If it weren't for my savitude, you guys would have NOTHING...NOTHING!!!" Ah, BPP [Mike once again tears into a very, very long response to what BPP said...REALLY long]...so how about THAT!!!...Mike. Ripper: Stop saying your name after you talk, it’s annoying. And stop repeating us, dammit. Shooter Jay: Look guys, we have to find a way to get out of here. Ripper: ... *sighs* What the fuck Jay?...I mean really. Shooter Jay: What? Ripper: Where the hell did you come from? Shooter Jay: that’s not important now...We have to get out of here. Marney: I have a plan... :::Marney shoots a tree outside of the bus. Upon seeing this EricMM runs outside to it..::: EricMM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :::He automatically breaks out the supplies to nurse the tree back to health, but pays no mind to the carnage inside the bus.::: Marney: Okay, he's out of the way. BPP: I'll take Yuna... Yuna: BAMF *giggles* I'm over here... BAMF!!! *runs to the other side of the bus* Now I'm over here!!! *giggles*. BPP: You know Yuna, Alan Cummings isn't really that hot... Yuna: ... What? :::Yuna stops running around and walks towards the armed BPP taking out a self made book called "Why Alan Cumming Could Get It" made of Alan Cummings head pasted on pictures with Yuna in them::: Yuna: Do you not SEE this... He is HAWT!! See, this is when we went to the Ice Cream parlor...I was only 6 then...This is when we went to the fair...see...he HOT right....SAY IT!!!! BPP: Jesus girl...you're troubled...And when someone is troubled... Marney/Ripper: They need saving... BPP: RIGHT!! And who betta than BPP to do the savin... :::BPP shoots Yuna, who seems to be happy as she sees Nightcrawler leading her through a tunnel of light to see a prescreening of X3::: Shooter Jay: I'll take Mike... :::As Jay stands to use his wit in beating Mike like Marney and BPP did, Mike stands up and shoots Jay in the chest...th...that just didn't work out like Jay wanted it to.::: Marney: JAYYYYYYAAYYAAYAYYYYAYAYAYYYYAYAYYYYYYYY!!!! He has the dry cleaning ticket for my dress...DAMMIT!! BPP: YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT MIKE!!!!!! YOU KILLED JAY!!! Shooter Jay: I'm not dead yet....*cough* Ripper: You son of a bitch...I'll make you meet Jay in hell so he can get you back!!! Shooter Jay: I'm not dead...hey!! Why would you say I'm going to hell...that’s not nice. Mike: "YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT MIKE!!!!!! YOU KILLED JAY!!!" Ha!! That isn't likely. I..... :::Deranged Hermit shoots Mike in the back of the head::: Deranged Hermit: I...I'm sorry but that was just really getting annoying. :::The Three...um...guys that are together... through weird...circumstances..(I ran out of cute nicknames okay...sue me) All stand up...oh..and a bloodied Jay kinda gets up too.::: Ripper: Well...that was stupid. You are the only one left now...unless you count Eric, but he is talking to that tree... Deranged Hermit: Oh, I'm not alone. See, I'm not like those two...I will gladly give my life for the Dames and this board. And as long as I take you 3... Shooter Jay: FOUR!! *coughs* Deranged Hermit: ... As long as I take you FOUR out with me...my life will not be lost in vain...*pops da colla* ::: DH pulls open his trench coat, which really scares the shit out of our heroic foursome...they thought he was naked or something...ugh...well, anyway, he wasn't...He reveals a devastating weapon....::: Deranged Hermit: Heh...That’s riiiight.... ::: Not like that you freak...he is strapped with a huge bomb and is timed to go off in 15 seconds.::: Ripper: OH...DEAR...GAWD!!! Marney: SOMEONE HAS TO TAKE HIM AWAY FROM THE BUS AND SACRAFICE THEMSELVES FOR US... :::Both look at BPP::: Marney: SOMEone needs to SAVE us.... :::Both look at BPP::: BPP: Fuck that...I have done enough saverisity for a while... Shooter Jay: I'll do it.... :::everyone just stands there::: Shooter Jay: NO!! Don’t try to stop me...there isn't enough time... :::Marney, Ripper and BPP go and start making Smoothies::: Shooter Jay:.... O...Okay...I'm going... :::Deranged Hermit...still laughing like a maniac is tackled by Jay and forced outside the door of the Bus where Jay covers him and braces for the self-sacrifice-rific explosion.::: Ripper: *sipping Smoothie*...Um..Jay...Yeah...we're gonna need you to carry him further away than that...That explosion could still kills us maybe... Marney: You're a sweet heart Jay...hey...no banana's in mine BPP...Just strawberries and peaches... Shooter Jay: Oh, FUCK! :::Jay heroically picks up Deranged Hermit who is STILL doing the maniac laugh and runs further away from the bus, drops him and jumps on top to take the blast again.::: Ripper: *from the Bus window* Dude...Eric is talking to that tree RIGHT THERE!! That’s just rude. No need to hurt an innocent tree in all of this...it's been through enough. Shooter Jay: But... Marney: Yeah...seriously.. *sips Smoothie*...Don't you have any compassion? :::Shooter Jay picks up Deranged Hermit again and runs even further until the loss of blood from his gunshot finally takes the best of him and he falls. Deranged Hermit bomb explodes...yet only enough to take out him and Jay and a little surrounding area...::: Ripper: Wow... I guess he was far enough away the first time...*sips Smoothie* :::The remaining Trio of Awkward Grouping walks over to the explosion sight where only small pieces of Jay and DH remain..::: Ripper: He was such a hero... Marney: *sips Smoothie* Yeah...he saved us all. BPP: ... B...But it was the fact that I allowed him to save us that really saved us. So in essence...I saved us all again. Marney: Th... that doesn't really make any sense.... BPP: I SAVED US ALL!!!!! Marney: Okay...whatever you say....*coughpussycough* Ripper: Well, we can't let Jay's life be lost in vain...let go see...THE DAMES~! TBC? EricMM: Its okay little tree...its okay.... Ripper- Posted post that have already been posted since 2002. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 Great, now it's a waste of twice as much space. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 Frigid/Failed Mascot isn't exactly the model poster himself either. His crap in Sports is absolute drivel and borders slightly above total homerism. I thought that said homoeroticism. That thread is really no different from all of the other circlejerk threads that infest the board, whether it's in sports, HD, etc. I guess it took it too far by doing the invasion thing, but that's been done before by this board so whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 Great, now it's a waste of twice as much space. Yes...yes it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 This thread is just an excuse for the fucking pussy FailedMascot to try to put himself over while name-dropping people. Go cum in your own mouth and choke to death, and do us all a favor. Who the fuck are YOU? Some people may not like me, but at least its for a reason. Go do something interesting before starting up #50 of your "Im gonna name-drop a bunch of posters" threads, bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 And you're picking a fight with him. Win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 This thread is just an excuse for the fucking pussy FailedMascot to try to put himself over while name-dropping people. Go cum in your own mouth and choke to death, and do us all a favor. Who the fuck are YOU? Some people may not like me, but at least its for a reason. Go do something interesting before starting up #50 of your "Im gonna name-drop a bunch of posters" threads, bitch. Wow, a good UTSU post. And Thumbtack's sig is a whole lotta nothing. Like, no picture or anything. Could it at least be a shorter whole lotta nothing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 You can't see it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 I'm like the A-Train of posters. Once in a while. I wasn't picking a fight with him. The fucker name-dropped me TWICE in a week in two different threads. I'm just gonna smoke my cig now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 It's nothing but a big blank space. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted March 1, 2005 Tack's sig works fine on my comp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 HI! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted March 1, 2005 I think the emperor has no clothes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
