Exslade ZX Posted March 9, 2005 Report Posted March 9, 2005 Aaaaand it's Romber in first!! And they get a honeymoon trip. Looks like their bribery (and Rob's stacking skills) paid off... Line of the night goes to Lynn: "We're good at pulling up the rear" Not only did they get their first..they got there before like 9:30
starvenger Posted March 9, 2005 Author Report Posted March 9, 2005 OK, after two legs, my opinions have changed. Like: Rob and Amber, West Hollywood, the Brothers Dislike: BoloDouche and Deana, POW/Queen, The Barbies (x), WhinyBitch and Mom Don't care: The Other Chicks, the Grandparents, Uchenna and Joyce
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 9, 2005 Report Posted March 9, 2005 Rob and Amber killed in this episode. Hopefully their lead won't be nullified by having to wait until the next morning to get something done.
LaParkaMarka Posted March 9, 2005 Report Posted March 9, 2005 Ah, Romber. So much fun. Bribing everyone in sight. I approve. Also, Amber is still cute. Had to like the "I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Rob" line. No shit Amber, you would have come in 12th place on All-Stars and be out a million if it wasn't for the guy. The grandma is annoying. She was screaming the whole last part of the leg. Ugh. Patrick begging for money with his wilted flower was kinda funny. I kinda like the Other Girls. Deanna and BoloDouche are just kinda there. The POW and his ho are stupid. The Bros are incompetent enough that I think they won't win the race now. Go Romber~
art_vandelay Posted March 9, 2005 Report Posted March 9, 2005 I wanted more weeks of build-up for the brothers/barbies relationship before their inevitable footrace against eachother to the pit stop, but oh well. I have to believe that that's what the producers of the show hoped for as well. You put teams two good looking girls and two good looking guys together on the show and they're bound to hook up.
starvenger Posted March 11, 2005 Author Report Posted March 11, 2005 Photos from the website: "It's Morphin' Time!!" Enjoy it, because that's it for the Barbies... I think that Kelly may be proof that beauty pageants are fixed, but still, I appreciate the low-cut top... Remember, they're very close friends...
CanadianChris Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Too bad they didn't get the one of Pageant Girl at the pit stop...
LaParkaMarka Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 I <3 those lesbos. Good for them. They provide hugs when others (cough Twins cough) failed.
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 "It's ok, we'll take em" ROBFATHER!
Exslade ZX Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 ...When she thinks heaven, she thinks, Big ass mountain?
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 "Who's not a vegetarian?" "I am" Oh jesus.
Exslade ZX Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 So the wannabe lesbians are probaly gone? Or are the bro..well nvmind, they just showed them. Thought they still had the flat. They said they went two hours to far so more then likely they're even further then it appears. That sucks.
Hank Kingsley Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 Goddamn, Robfather with the ballsy move.
Exslade ZX Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 Goddamn, Robfather with the ballsy move. Which turned out to be one smart ass move. Who the fuck can't eat 4 lbs of meat in 4 hours? Edit- AND you can throw up with no penalty. (Like Alex/lynn did) So why not just take a few bites...act like you're throwing that shit up. Rinse, repeat. Until you pretty much have a chewed up pile on teh ground, and 'you're done'.
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 Of course, it has to be the black man who eats all the pork. Really, an unfair advantage.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 I think that I could eat 4 lbs of meat, no matter how bad it was, in 4 hours. 1lb / hour.
CanadianChris Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 I could never do it. Not in four hours, anyway. That shit needs time to digest. It's not like putting away two or three pizzas where you don't really realize how much you've eaten until the very end. It's the equivalent of sixteen quarter-pounders, and some of it's REALLY nasty.
Kahran Ramsus Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 That was quite the brilliant move by Rob. Take the penalty, wait until the next team comes in, and then convince a couple of other teams to take it. The way things go in the AR it doesn't matter whether you get second or second-last, as long as you stay in, you will likely catch up to the leaders in the next episode. At least this early. I wouldn't be able to eat the meat either.
JoeDirt Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 Rob is the reason to watch this show. Even though they didn't gain anything from stealing the taxi, I marked out for that.
LaParkaMarka Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 I loved stealing the taxi for no reason. Rob is so great. The pit stop convo with Phil was also gold. Really smart move, I bet Patrick is going to be dead for the next couple of days, while Rob is fine. I was upset to see hottie Bianca and her lesbo friend get eliminated. There is a distinct lack of the Juggs now. Deena is channeling ShutUpFlo, the pageant queen is Kendra-level annoying, Gretchen is a disgusting old woman ("I make up [for being a dumb bitch] in other ways"), Joyce looks like a rat. Anyone I'm missing?
Open the Muggy Gate Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 Rob is a fucking genius. That's all I have to say.
starvenger Posted March 16, 2005 Author Report Posted March 16, 2005 That was quite the brilliant move by Rob. Take the penalty, wait until the next team comes in, and then convince a couple of other teams to take it. The way things go in the AR it doesn't matter whether you get second or second-last, as long as you stay in, you will likely catch up to the leaders in the next episode. At least this early. Which is why I have to say, Shut The Fuck Up, Lynn and Alex. BTW, you notice that they didn't win a prize? Rob and Amber are fucking awesome.
LaParkaMarka Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 Anyone I'm missing? Kinda... Amber doesn't really bring the Juggs. She's rather flat. But still, she is the only hottie left. *weeps for dear, departed Bianca*
Lord of The Curry Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 The gay-as-fucking-Liberace, slow-motion high five between The Queenz when they won last night was quite possibly the best example of stereotype editing they've done in the history of the series. They could've done one better if they showed Uchenna eating all the meat with a ravenous look in his eyes and rap beats blaring in the background but that ship has sailed.
starvenger Posted March 16, 2005 Author Report Posted March 16, 2005 Pics from the CBS website. These two may now be LPM's most favorite team ever...
LaParkaMarka Posted March 16, 2005 Report Posted March 16, 2005 Yeah, pretty much. Until Angelina Jolie and Zhang Ziyi enter the race as lesbians, anyways.
starvenger Posted March 17, 2005 Author Report Posted March 17, 2005 Oh, can I just say that Debbie's gut doesn't look like she ate much at all? Also, I gotta think they swing both ways, given the way they were rejoicing over lots of meat...
The Robfather Posted March 17, 2005 Report Posted March 17, 2005 I've said it before and I'll say it again: Rob is the greatest character in reality tv ever!
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