Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted March 2, 2005 Opening match. Shannon Moore and Scotty 2 Hotty vs Johnny Nitro and Joey Matthews w/Melina Hot opener. Melina is f*cking hot in person. She looked chubby on Raw a few months back but looks slammin live. Her boob job is perfect. Matthews and Nitro have a kinda American Males gimmick. Nitro and Matthews win Beer run #1 Funaki and Paul London vs Chavo Gurrerro and Akio Decent match. London wins with the 450 splash. Bashams beat Hardcore Holly and Charlie Hass Bashams got great heat. People actually cheered Holly. Beer run #2 Nunzio vs Spike Dudley Spike's beard is on Anvil proportions. The fans who don't watch Velocity were cheering Spike while some people cheered Nunzio. I forgot who won because I took a p*ss. Smackdown: John Cena comes out and cuts a promo Mark Jindrak and Luther Reigns vs Eddy Gurrerro and Rey Mysterio Jr Tag Team Title Match I cheered Reigns because he is the second coming of Jesus. Eddy and Rey retain. Jindrak punks out Reigns after the match. Fans cheer Jindrak. Beer Run #3 Teddy Long tells Carlito to go outside and shovel so us Smackdown fans don't slip and fall on the ice/snow outside. p*ss break. Booker T beats Heidenreich Dawn Marie challenges random diva to a mixed tag match. Beer Run/p*ss Break No more beer for sale JBL cuts an awesome long promo. During this, I had a Cena fig belt as well as another guy next to me. We were both standing on the guard rail. Camera man points to the guy next to me and tells him to spin the belt. His belt has the magnet in so it doesn't spin. I took the magnet out of my belt earlier today so it spins like top. I hold the belt up and spin it. I get on TV for 3 seconds but my head is behind the camera. A few mins later into the promo JBL says we don't deserve him and he will leave Albany for ever. This time they show my face spinning the belt for a good few moments. Kurt Angle Invitation Kurt Angle cuts promo. A man in a hoodie covering his face comes to ring. Angle thinks it is Shawn Michaels. Takes the hoodie off. It is Scotty Charisma of NJ indy fame. Shawn attacks from crowd. Brawl insues. No match takes place. Dawn Marie and Rene Dupree vs Michelle McCool and Big Show I don't know what happened as I was taking pics of Dawn's ass with my camera phone the whole time. Michelle and Show win. Carlito is shown outside shoveling. Car passes by. Carlito gets slush thrown in his face. Orlando Jordan vs John Cena US Championship This match went 15 to 20 mins. Good technical match. Lots of wear down moves. Jordan works over Cena most of the match. Cena makes his comeback, Bashams interfere. JBL rolls out from under the ring, hits Cena with the World title. 1-2-3 NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION Orlando Jordan. Smackdown Ends As JBL and Orlando go to the back, Undertakers music plays. Undertaker walks to the ring. JBL and Orlando get in the ring. JBL and Orlando Jordan vs John Cena and Undertaker Hot match. Undertaker dominates. JBL is great as a cowardly heel. Tries to start "Let's Go Orlando" chants. JBL is wrestling in dress pants and loafers. Undertaker and Cena win after Chokeslam. Then I left and drove home in the snow. Really fun show. I wanted to mark out for once, so I wore my Cena shirt and wore the Fig Inc Spin belt. People all over went nuts for the thing. I was over like gangbusters. People wanting to spin it. Chicks talking to me about it, etc... Only 4-5 people actually had the spinner belt and all were within 20 feet of me. Because the belt has a magnet so it stops after 1 spin, I removed the magnet before going, mine the only one that spun more than once, thus I was on TV. Other note. While getting beer, some dude walks up to me and says, "Aren't you the guy who wrestled earlier tonight" his friend goes "Yeah Paul London" I told them no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 Nothing with Kurt Angle or HBK ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 Who would have thought ORLANDO FUCKING JORDAN would become US Champion? And if I didn't know better, I think this recapper was a Cena mark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted March 2, 2005 I find the sheer amount of piss breaks amazing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 Are these even real ? Or complete ? I can't see them doing nothing with Kurt or Shawn after what happened on Raw. Maybe something happened during one of his many piss breaks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 They took the US belt off of Cena? I was wondering when they'd get around to that. Stupid WWE Rule #8743: Can't have a guy with a title wrestling another guy with a title (rule implemented after Wrestlemania 6). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 Lemme guess--found on GameFAQs? Guy needs to see a urologist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 Lemme guess--found on GameFAQs? Guy needs to see a urologist. I checked on there. It didn't come off there. if he said f*cking like he did, he would get banned off of the board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shadow Report post Posted March 2, 2005 They took the US belt off of Cena? I was wondering when they'd get around to that. Stupid WWE Rule #8743: Can't have a guy with a title wrestling another guy with a title (rule implemented after Wrestlemania 6). Except for those times they did the triple title match gimmick. and there is no such rule considering how often People have held two titles at once. They just havent had a champion vs champion match as high profile as WM6 since. I'm almost certain this isn't complete considering he admitedly took that many piss breaks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taker666 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 I won't take these spoilers seriously until someone above 10 yrs old post the real ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slimm44 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 Sounds okay if real...they could have some storyline or backstage segment that didnt air live to explain the whole HBK/Angle thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Askewniverse Report post Posted March 2, 2005 WWE actually called up an OVW team together? That's got to be a first. And if I didn't know better, I think this recapper was a Cena mark. I think the recapper fell out of the stupid tree and hit all the branches on the way down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 Booker T beats Heidenreich NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION Orlando Jordan. I knew these two things were going to happen this week. The question now is will they have Booker/Jordan at WM like I predicted in the Wrestlemania thread I expect an 8-man next week with Booker/Eddy/Cena/Rey vs. The Cabinet, probably with either Cena pinning JBL or Booker pinning Jordan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 I wonder if the MNM match was dark or on Velocity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 I absolutely LOATHE reports where the recapper constantly tells us what he was doing or how he thinks he's interracting with the show, like it's some important stuff we need to know. Seriously, why does this guy think anyone cares? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted March 2, 2005 I got it off the DVD boards Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 I absolutely LOATHE reports where the recapper constantly tells us what he was doing or how he thinks he's interracting with the show, like it's some important stuff we need to know. Seriously, why does this guy think anyone cares? Agree 100%. Like we think he's cool because he drank a lot of beer. What a cool guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted March 2, 2005 Dawn Marie and Rene Dupree vs Michelle McCool and Big Show I don't know what happened as I was taking pics of Dawn's ass with my camera phone the whole time. Michelle and Show win. That's quality recapping Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shadow Report post Posted March 2, 2005 "Aren't you the guy who wrestled earlier tonight" his friend goes "Yeah Paul London" I told them no. So not only was this idiot incapable of properly detailing things and over marking for cena and having the worst bladder in history, but was walking around in a furry vest? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 They took the US belt off of Cena? I was wondering when they'd get around to that. Stupid WWE Rule #8743: Can't have a guy with a title wrestling another guy with a title (rule implemented after Wrestlemania 6). Except for those times they did the triple title match gimmick. and there is no such rule considering how often People have held two titles at once. They just havent had a champion vs champion match as high profile as WM6 since. Correction: Stupid WWE Rule #8743: Can't have a guy with a singles title wrestling another guy with a World title for the World title, unless a stipulation is that the titles are being unified (rule implemented after Wrestlemania 6). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 Dawn Marie and Rene Dupree vs Michelle McCool and Big Show I don't know what happened as I was taking pics of Dawn's ass with my camera phone the whole time. Michelle and Show win. That's quality recapping It just hit me...storyline wise, isn't Joy going out with Big Show? So why is he teaming with McCool? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 Dawn Marie and Rene Dupree vs Michelle McCool and Big Show I don't know what happened as I was taking pics of Dawn's ass with my camera phone the whole time. Michelle and Show win. That's quality recapping It just hit me...storyline wise, isn't Joy going out with Big Show? So why is he teaming with McCool? Maybe he needs the rub. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Askewniverse Report post Posted March 2, 2005 I absolutely LOATHE reports where the recapper constantly tells us what he was doing or how he thinks he's interracting with the show, like it's some important stuff we need to know. Seriously, why does this guy think anyone cares? Agree 100%. Like we think he's cool because he drank a lot of beer. What a cool guy. I bet the guy's really a 13-year old who drank too much ginger ale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taker666 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 SO are we gonna get a Orlando Jordon customized US belt now. (what ever it is) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shadow Report post Posted March 2, 2005 Dawn Marie and Rene Dupree vs Michelle McCool and Big Show I don't know what happened as I was taking pics of Dawn's ass with my camera phone the whole time. Michelle and Show win. That's quality recapping It just hit me...storyline wise, isn't Joy going out with Big Show? So why is he teaming with McCool? Maybe he needs the rub. going out on a limb here, but im sure this idiot didnt even know who the other girl was and went "michelle mccool!" and it likely was Joy. And how does TBS go from a main event ppv spot to a mixed tag match in 2 weeks? Not even jericho fell that quick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shadow Report post Posted March 2, 2005 SO are we gonna get a Orlando Jordon customized US belt now. (what ever it is) This would be the best opportunitu to break out the Million Dollar belt from Vince's vault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 I absolutely LOATHE reports where the recapper constantly tells us what he was doing or how he thinks he's interracting with the show, like it's some important stuff we need to know. Seriously, why does this guy think anyone cares? Agree 100%. Like we think he's cool because he drank a lot of beer. What a cool guy. I bet the guy's really a 13-year old who drank too much ginger ale. Who also happens to look like Paul London. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 Booker T beats Heidenreich Thank God. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 SO are we gonna get a Orlando Jordon customized US belt now. (what ever it is) This would be the best opportunitu to break out the Million Dollar belt from Vince's vault. I would fucking mark out if that happened. Sadly, it'll probably end up having bullhorns or just go back to being the same ol US title that we all once knew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2005 Booker T beats Heidenreich Thank God. I hear that. Hopefully this is the last of this feud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
