The Amazing Rando Posted March 3, 2005 Report Posted March 3, 2005 Thanks to the powers of our American Mafia system, we are going to make our very own CWM into the next President of our mostly beloved country. Running on a specific No Courtney Love platform, and with SAINT IDrinkRatsMilk as the VP candidate to cover the religious sectors of our great nation, I feel that 2008 will have no room for ties, as CWM/IDRM will destroy the opposition. The campaign slogan speaks volumes... "It Won't Be A Contest." *waves flag* CWM/IDRM 2008~!
Ted the Poster Posted March 3, 2005 Report Posted March 3, 2005 I'm guessing that the mafia is getting rid of that whole boring "Canadian heritage" thing. Also, the fact that one guy cross-dresses and the other shits on people doesn't really help. You'll have to spin that, Rando. Call O'Reilly or Franken.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted March 3, 2005 Report Posted March 3, 2005 CWM's Canadian. I was thinking the same thing -- can't he be a Prime Minister or whatever hippie leader you people have north of the border?...
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 3, 2005 Report Posted March 3, 2005 Also, the fact that one guy cross-dresses and the other shits on people doesn't really help. The funny part about this statement is that it could apply to either one.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted March 3, 2005 Report Posted March 3, 2005 And Bush did pot. We all have our faults. CWM FOR 2008 MOTHERFUCKERS!
nl5xsk1 Posted March 3, 2005 Report Posted March 3, 2005 And Bush did pot. Did pot?!? Never heard that before. (not denying that Bush smoked pot ... just never heard anyone say that someone "did" pot.)
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 3, 2005 Report Posted March 3, 2005 Bush was a coke fiend, not a pothead. Clinton smoked weed.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted March 3, 2005 Report Posted March 3, 2005 Oh he's a lib, not doubt about it...
Sideburnious Posted March 3, 2005 Report Posted March 3, 2005 Ok cool. I'd like to see how he handles the elderly.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted March 3, 2005 Report Posted March 3, 2005 I'd be curious to know how much he'd increase the capital gains tax rate myself...
Open the Muggy Gate Posted March 3, 2005 Report Posted March 3, 2005 And Bush did pot. Did pot?!? Never heard that before. (not denying that Bush smoked pot ... just never heard anyone say that someone "did" pot.) Around where I live, people say it like that all the time. "So what were ya up to?" "Doing some pot." God bless Tennessee...
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