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Voicemail from Lindsay Lohan


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Guest Failed Mascot
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My father is an ex-marine and almost literally kicked my ass after hearing that in the kitchen. Thanks.

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"Lindsay" claims that she saw Jessica Simpson doing coke in a club, and then starts on with a story about Mark McGrath's cash n' prizes before the file starts screaming I LOVE GAY PORN...I'M WATCHING GAY PORN RIGHT NOW...I HATE MY JOB BECAUSE I LOVE WATCHING GAY PORN.

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"Lindsay" claims that she saw Jessica Simpson doing coke in a club, and then starts on with a story about Mark McGrath's cash n' prizes before the file starts screaming I LOVE GAY PORN...I'M WATCHING GAY PORN RIGHT NOW...I HATE MY JOB BECAUSE I LOVE WATCHING GAY PORN.

 

So Lindsay Lohan is basically a teenaged girl.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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She heard a lot of shouting about gay porn, and his explanation was that it came from a website?

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Maybe Vern is curious. I'm going to guess she is an LPN, or realtor.

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