Guest Quik Report post Posted March 5, 2005 I have found the one and true path... I have converted to Islam. I just wanted to post and make sure that no one here belittles my beliefs or oppresses me. If so, I will not hesitate to go all Jihad on your punk ass. Don't fuck with me, yo. PRAISE ALLAH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 This is quite possibly the worst attempt at a gimmick ever. That and CWM's being a dick act. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted March 5, 2005 How dare you mock my beliefs? I am an American just like you. I have embraced Alah to the fullest, and will die for him... it... whatever. PRAISE ALLAH!!!!! **Gunshots** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted March 5, 2005 This is quiet possibly the worst attempt at a gimmick ever. That and CWM's being a dick act. because you're racist idiot gimmick is so great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 Go log some wood you uppity Canuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted March 5, 2005 Just living the gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted March 5, 2005 Damn CWM, that's a hell of an ass... I MEAN, SINNER! YOU WILL BURN! ALLAH HAS NO TOLERANCE FOR big, supple, mesmorizing, soft, arousing female American asses... uh, JIHAD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 Note to Quik: I don't approve. It's not funny when OVW callups do it and it's not funny when guys from Jersey do it either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 I have converted to Islam, PRAISE ALLAH! I used to like you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 Yeah I think Quik was swinging for the fences here and missed. Just revert quickly and I probably won't remember your Islam mishap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted March 5, 2005 I will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 I will too. The horridness of this gimmick will be brought up many a time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 5, 2005 The fact that Quik said Meatwad and Czech were the only reasons he still comes here, coupled with this gimmick, makes me question his sense of humor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 5, 2005 And I think Czech's a cool guy, too. But this guy sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 I'm with Mr. X here. Quick is fucking terrible, and not in a good way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 I just want to be friends with everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted March 5, 2005 I'm with Mr. X here. Quik is fucking terrible, and not in a good way. I'd also like to say that the chocolate milk mix by the same name is terrible as well. So nothing good has ever been named Quik Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 It may be bad but nothing's worse than Ovaltine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted March 5, 2005 Ovaltine has vitamins though while Quik has nothing redeeming what-so-ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted March 5, 2005 I'm all about mixing Hershey's chocolate syrup with whole milk personally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 That works the best. Chocolate powders are gross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 Just like a certain major wrestling organization, it seems Quik is determined to carry through with this in spite of its unpopularity and stupidity. Also, Ovaltine owns you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IllustriousOne 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 I give this gimmick five more posts until I do something bad to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 5, 2005 Ovaltine's fucking sick. My ex roommate got baked and bought a thing of that on a whim one time. Its probably still in that apartment's pantry, unless whoever moved in after us threw it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 5, 2005 I think it's the name. Ovaltine. Oval isn't an appetizing word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 Ovaltine as a name just sounds medicinal, not chocolate-y good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 Quik, seriously. Drop it. It's not going over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 I have found the one and true path... I have converted to Islam. I just wanted to post and make sure that no one here belittles my beliefs or oppresses me. If so, I will not hesitate to go all Jihad on your punk ass. Don't fuck with me, yo. PRAISE ALLAH! I don't think my like for a poster has ever plummeted so quickly. Drop this bigoted gimmick or you're gone. Seriously. It's great if you've done it for real (which I doubt), but this shit doesn't fly at ALL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 Quik's a lost cause now. I remember he was entertaining one week. Although I'm not sure exactly which week that was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2005 I think he was entertaining during that Unczechwik week. He's cool on AIM but he hasn't talked to me lately. And I cannot reiterate enough how horrid this gimmick is. I WAS SYLVAN GRENIER for fuck's sake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
