Guest Quik Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 I have found the one and true path... I have converted to Islam. I just wanted to post and make sure that no one here belittles my beliefs or oppresses me. If so, I will not hesitate to go all Jihad on your punk ass. Don't fuck with me, yo. PRAISE ALLAH!
MrRant Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 This is quite possibly the worst attempt at a gimmick ever. That and CWM's being a dick act.
Guest Quik Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 How dare you mock my beliefs? I am an American just like you. I have embraced Alah to the fullest, and will die for him... it... whatever. PRAISE ALLAH!!!!! **Gunshots**
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 This is quiet possibly the worst attempt at a gimmick ever. That and CWM's being a dick act. because you're racist idiot gimmick is so great.
Guest Quik Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 Damn CWM, that's a hell of an ass... I MEAN, SINNER! YOU WILL BURN! ALLAH HAS NO TOLERANCE FOR big, supple, mesmorizing, soft, arousing female American asses... uh, JIHAD!
The Czech Republic Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 Note to Quik: I don't approve. It's not funny when OVW callups do it and it's not funny when guys from Jersey do it either.
Ted the Poster Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 I have converted to Islam, PRAISE ALLAH! I used to like you.
The Czech Republic Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 Yeah I think Quik was swinging for the fences here and missed. Just revert quickly and I probably won't remember your Islam mishap.
Ted the Poster Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 I will too. The horridness of this gimmick will be brought up many a time.
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 The fact that Quik said Meatwad and Czech were the only reasons he still comes here, coupled with this gimmick, makes me question his sense of humor.
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 And I think Czech's a cool guy, too. But this guy sucks.
Modern Man's Hustle Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 I'm with Mr. X here. Quick is fucking terrible, and not in a good way.
The Czech Republic Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 I just want to be friends with everyone.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 I'm with Mr. X here. Quik is fucking terrible, and not in a good way. I'd also like to say that the chocolate milk mix by the same name is terrible as well. So nothing good has ever been named Quik
The Czech Republic Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 It may be bad but nothing's worse than Ovaltine.
Guest Failed Mascot Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 Ovaltine has vitamins though while Quik has nothing redeeming what-so-ever.
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 I'm all about mixing Hershey's chocolate syrup with whole milk personally.
The Czech Republic Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 That works the best. Chocolate powders are gross.
Slayer Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 Just like a certain major wrestling organization, it seems Quik is determined to carry through with this in spite of its unpopularity and stupidity. Also, Ovaltine owns you
IllustriousOne Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 I give this gimmick five more posts until I do something bad to it.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 Ovaltine's fucking sick. My ex roommate got baked and bought a thing of that on a whim one time. Its probably still in that apartment's pantry, unless whoever moved in after us threw it out.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 I think it's the name. Ovaltine. Oval isn't an appetizing word.
The Czech Republic Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 Ovaltine as a name just sounds medicinal, not chocolate-y good.
The Czech Republic Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 Quik, seriously. Drop it. It's not going over.
Art Sandusky Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 I have found the one and true path... I have converted to Islam. I just wanted to post and make sure that no one here belittles my beliefs or oppresses me. If so, I will not hesitate to go all Jihad on your punk ass. Don't fuck with me, yo. PRAISE ALLAH! I don't think my like for a poster has ever plummeted so quickly. Drop this bigoted gimmick or you're gone. Seriously. It's great if you've done it for real (which I doubt), but this shit doesn't fly at ALL.
NYU Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 Quik's a lost cause now. I remember he was entertaining one week. Although I'm not sure exactly which week that was.
The Czech Republic Posted March 5, 2005 Report Posted March 5, 2005 I think he was entertaining during that Unczechwik week. He's cool on AIM but he hasn't talked to me lately. And I cannot reiterate enough how horrid this gimmick is. I WAS SYLVAN GRENIER for fuck's sake
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