Matt Young 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 My 17 year old sister, Kristine, has been back in California for 2 weeks. She has already gotten into a good amount of trouble, but this tops it all. Just 32 days before her 18th birthday, thereby falling within the period of time most experts predicted, she has become pregnant. She also was discovered to have stolen our mother's debit card and used it, and charges will likely be pressed. Some of you may recall that this is the same girl who stole and sold my entire Nintendo 64 game collection while I was living in Illinois with my then-fiancee and a lot of my possessions were still here in Cali. That bitch had it coming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 Oh yeah, I remember reading the N64 story. While she sounds like bad news, I wouldn't wish an unwanted pregnancy on anyone, there's gonna be an f'ed up little kid in the middle of all this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted March 6, 2005 My 17 year old sister, Kristine, has been back in California for 2 weeks. She has already gotten into a good amount of trouble, but this tops it all. Just 32 days before her 18th birthday, thereby falling within the period of time most experts predicted, she has become pregnant. She also was discovered to have stolen our mother's debit card and used it, and charges will likely be pressed. Some of you may recall that this is the same girl who stole and sold my entire Nintendo 64 game collection while I was living in Illinois with my then-fiancee and a lot of my possessions were still here in Cali. That bitch had it coming. Anyone who calls their sister a b**** deserves to have their N64 games stolen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 This almost makes up for the absence of vengeance for the N64 incident. Almost Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 At 17, you were dressing up as The Hurricane. Have a heart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 Rest assured, he certainly wasn't getting anyone pregnant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 Heh, actually, Slayer... I... well, never mind. Baisden, if only you knew how my sister was and how many people she's hurt, lied to, and stolen from... If only you knew. I would never have wished pregnancy on her, but I'm surprised it took this long considering how many guys she's had sex with (and that's just the ones I know of). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 So then she looks like Christina Applegate then, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 You should maybe take into account that she is young and mistakes will be made, eh? No heaven for her! Burn in eternal HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 Put some geoducks in her armoire. That'll teach her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted March 6, 2005 Matt Young's Sister should post here instead of him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 Matt Young's Sister should post here instead of him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 What, nobody gets abortions anymore? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 Matt Young's Sister should post here instead of him. It's the truth. We need to balance the girl/guy ratio. Bring on Kelly Bundy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 (edited) My sister is tall and skinny, but she has dark hair and freckles. None of the rest of my family looks like any of the Bundys, sadly. EDIT: Damn, Czech. All this time I thought you were some husky 25 year old guy, and now I find out you're actually 2 years younger than me. Crazy. Edited March 6, 2005 by Matt Young Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted March 6, 2005 Cannibal Corpse has cool cover art but their music leaves much to be desired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 Is it wrong to laugh at teen pregnancies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 Is it wrong to laugh at teen pregnancies? No. My sister should aspire to be more like you. From the little bit I've gathered about you from your posts here, you're far more sensible and mature than she and most girls of that age are. Plus Canadians are the shit. I grew up wanting to be Canadian because of Bret Hart. That was off-topic and a little weird, but yeah. Seriously... stealing, repeatedly lying to friends and family, sometimes for no apparent reason, fucking random guys who are pushing 30, doing coke and other drugs... All of that is pretty stupid and disgusting, but these girls can at least wait until they're adults before making stupid decisions. As heartless as I may sound, and as much as I dislike my sister a lot of the time (and although I do take some satisfaction in the fact that she now has to suffer like the rest of us) I wouldn't be so upset if I didn't care about her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 Hypocrisy is a way better death metal band than Cannible Corpse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted March 6, 2005 Is it wrong to laugh at teen pregnancies? No. My sister should aspire to be more like you. From the little bit I've gathered about you from your posts here, you're far more sensible and mature than she and most girls of that age are. Great. Frigid hacked his account. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted March 6, 2005 I guess the secret is finally out. Matt Young is my gimmik account. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 Baisden, if only you knew how my sister was and how many people she's hurt, lied to, and stolen from... If only you knew. Pegasus Kid is Baisden's account, and I haven't seen a post of his in at least a year. Shame. Either way, don't confuse him (because he's pretty cool) with Wild Pegasus (who is decidedly not so). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 I thought I was Kotz's gimmick account... Then again, I also thought Czech was 25. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 This thread is worthless without pictures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 I can probably get a picture of my sister for you guys if you really want one. All I have to do is snap a quick shot with the digital camera if/when she comes home or I can find an older one if she doesn't return. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 Preferably while she's coked up, 'kay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2005 Inc has an obsession with cocaine for someone who finds it so stupid and trendy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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