Vern Gagne Posted March 10, 2005 Report Posted March 10, 2005 yahoonews.com COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said. They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report. The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house. The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies. The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said. The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote." School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.
2GOLD Posted March 10, 2005 Report Posted March 10, 2005 So the equal to Peanut Butter was....semen? Huh, what an odd boy.
BUTT Posted March 10, 2005 Report Posted March 10, 2005 So the equal to Peanut Butter was....semen? Huh, what an odd boy. What, you've never had a semen and jelly sandwhich? I'm very sorry for that.
nl5xsk1 Posted March 10, 2005 Report Posted March 10, 2005 He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report. Oh, the old "I hate peanut butter" defense ... that never works.
2GOLD Posted March 10, 2005 Report Posted March 10, 2005 Yeah, this kid has anger management. Badly. I mean, if peanut butter makes him nearly psychotic....what will happen if he gets a gf and she dumps him?
Guest Undertow Posted March 10, 2005 Report Posted March 10, 2005 Nothing, apparently you missed the part where he said, "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain."
Guest El Satanico Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Overreacting to an irrational moment of anger, doesn't mean the person has anger issues. If he had legit anger issues, then he surely would've done something worse. Sure semen frosting is disgusting, but he did bake them brownies. Scrap the frosting off and you have perfectly fine brownies. One time at home I threw an entire bowl of chile, bowl and spoon included, in the trash yelled at the person and stormed out of the room. This was all because my at the time 8 year old niece was screwing around with me and spilt pepsi in my chile. I was irrationaly angered by this and completely overreacted, but I'm normally a peaceful non-dramatic person. I'm not sure why a story about semen frosted brownies, made me want to sure my "diva moment" with you humanoids.
Chuck Woolery Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 (edited) So he got really mad. Didn't it wear off after he jerked off in the brownie mix? Or while the brownies were in the oven? It's not like this was one moment of spontaneous anger, the dude went home, made a conscious decision to make brownies (a good idea), jack off in them (a bad idea), and give them to his male rivals (which, admittedly, isn't a bad way of getting revenge). Obviously the kid has a fucking problem with letting things go, dude. Not only that, where were this kid's parents when he was jerking off in brownie batter? Jesus... Edited March 11, 2005 by Chuck Woolery
Nighthawk Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Personally, I wouldn't give a shit if somebody gave me semen brownies. I mean, apparently you couldn't taste it. Sure, I wouldn't eat them if you told me beforehand, but I wouldn't lose sleep over it. Of course, a lot of people aren't as well adjusted as I am.
Special K Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 I hope he used artful swirls. If not that's FUCKED up. Have some pride in your craft, man.
The Czech Republic Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Of course, a lot of people aren't as well adjusted as I am.
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 I mean, if peanut butter makes him nearly psychotic....what will happen if he gets a gf and she dumps him? I doubt the kid who will forever known as the brownie skeeter will have to worry about anything like that.
nl5xsk1 Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Not only that, where were this kid's parents when he was jerking off in brownie batter? Jesus... Dude, the kid was 17 years old ... why would he need parental supervision to make brownies? And he didn't jerk off into the brownies, he jerked off onto them. He frosted them. I blame that cooking cooking with cum message board that someone posted a few months ago ...
Ripper Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 I blame that cooking cooking with cum message board that someone posted a few months ago ... An excerpt from nl5xsk1's future autobiography: "It was in 2005 when my studdering problem made it from the real world into my post on message boards. It was then I knew I hit rock bottom. I would be a male prostitute months later."
Guest BrokenWings Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Knowing the kid was pissed about the peanut butter incident the day before, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't accept any foods from him for a while. Yeah, these kids deserved to eat the kid's junk. Seriously.
nl5xsk1 Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 I blame that cooking cooking with cum message board that someone posted a few months ago ... An excerpt from nl5xsk1's future autobiography: "It was in 2005 when my studdering problem made it from the real world into my post on message boards. It was then I knew I hit rock bottom. I would be a male prostitute months later." As long as I'm selling my sweet, sweet body to the ladies rather than other dudes, I'm a-Ok with that. And the repetition in the previous sentence was intentional, in compared to the cooking cooking debacle of this morning. nl5xsk1 - not proofreading his posts since 2005 nl5xsk1 - stealing Rippers "since (certain date)" spiel since this post
BUTT Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Here's my question: How did the kids find out that the brownies had semen on them?
Guest Undertow Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Everyone misspells, so I don't see why we all make a deal out of it. As for Kreese's question, it's a good one that I also wish I knew the answer to.
Guest Undertow Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 Yea, you're right. Most likely got an incredible amount of satisfaction from it too.
Boon Posted March 11, 2005 Report Posted March 11, 2005 And why wouldn't he? That's a damn good burn.
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