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my local station said "fuck this shit" and aired NO WAY OUT. The 1980's Kevin Costner movie.

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my local station said "fuck this shit" and aired NO WAY OUT. The 1980's Kevin Costner movie.

 

Your station is awesome.

I watched for ten minutes and said, "ok, how is Stephen Baldwin NOT in this??"

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my local station said "fuck this shit" and aired NO WAY OUT. The 1980's Kevin Costner movie.

 

Your station is awesome.

I watched for ten minutes and said, "ok, how is Stephen Baldwin NOT in this??"

shooting was in between rehab stints?

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A guy parasails and as he lands he skids right into the mouth of a shark. We popped for that.

 

And some girl with her feet in the water gets her feet eaten. They usually just tease the feet in the water. Not here.

 

3/4 * so far for comedic value.

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Since JAWS, every animal on God's green earth has had it out for mankind. Whether it be alligators (Alligator), crocodiles (Crocodile, Lake Placid), bats (Bats), birds (Birds), bears (Grizzly), piranhas (Piranha), snakes (Anaconda), octopuses (Tentacles) killer whales (Orca: The Killer Whale), and even bunny rabbits (Night of the Lepus). Hell, there have been some similar JAWS remakes (not counting the three piss poor sequels) like Megladon and Deep Blue Sea, and this is yet another one.

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I still find it hilarious that CBS hyped it up like it was some huge special event.

 

It's a movie I'd expect to see as a "Sci-Fi Channel Premiere", but here's CBS treating it like it's the next Roots.

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my local station said "fuck this shit" and aired NO WAY OUT. The 1980's Kevin Costner movie.

Guess which movie the CBS affiliate here in Houston aired?

 

"OOOOOH! NAVY SEALS!"

 

Seriously.... Navy Seals.

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The movie focused too much on other crap (e.g. date rape drugs and family problems ... if you watch something called Spring Break Shark Attack, you watch for two reasons:

 

1. girls in bikinis ripping it up on Spring Break

2. girls in bikinis getting attacked by sharks.

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Yup, nothing like tackling tough issues while the cast is trying to get eaten by sharks.

 

When you promise a shark killing spree, don't try to sneak in some issue bull that has nothing to do with sharks. Unless the sharks were using the date rape drugs, then it's an entirely different film.

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Since JAWS, every animal on God's green earth has had it out for mankind. Whether it be alligators (Alligator), crocodiles (Crocodile, Lake Placid), bats (Bats), birds (Birds), bears (Grizzly), piranhas (Piranha), snakes (Anaconda), octopuses (Tentacles) killer whales (Orca: The Killer Whale), and even bunny rabbits (Night of the Lepus).

Something has got to be said for the creativity in the names of the movies.

 

 

"So...what will we name this movie about killer Ants....hmmmm.....I know...KILLER ANTS!"

 

 

I bet that guy has a pet dog named "Dog" and his childrens names are "Son" and "Daughter".

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has anyone ever seen an old sci-fi flick, black and white, that featured huge killer ants (about the size of chihuahuas) with almost human looking faces? I saw it once when I was 12 and have not seen it since...

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Hold up. There was a movie called Spring Break Shark Attack and it wasn't a comedy?

Was it supposed to be a comedy? No.

 

Was it the funniest thing that I've seen in weeks? Yes.

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Since JAWS, every animal on God's green earth has had it out for mankind. Whether it be alligators (Alligator), crocodiles (Crocodile, Lake Placid), bats (Bats), birds (Birds), bears (Grizzly), piranhas (Piranha), snakes (Anaconda), octopuses (Tentacles) killer whales (Orca: The Killer Whale), and even bunny rabbits (Night of the Lepus).

Something has got to be said for the creativity in the names of the movies.

 

 

"So...what will we name this movie about killer Ants....hmmmm.....I know...KILLER ANTS!"

 

 

I bet that guy has a pet dog named "Dog" and his childrens names are "Son" and "Daughter".

I guess out of all the movies I mentioned, Night of the Lepus would be the best title. Because when someone says "Have you seen Night of the Lepus" someone doesn't think "I bet that movie is about killer bunnies."

 

http://www.agonybooth.com/lepus/

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has anyone ever seen an old sci-fi flick, black and white, that featured huge killer ants (about the size of chihuahuas) with almost human looking faces? I saw it once when I was 12 and have not seen it since...

That reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode.

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