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I always enjoy the threats of violence over the internet, especially on messageboards. It really is just sad to make yourself look like an idiot like that.

I'll Kill you

I'm officially terrified as of right now.

I appreciate your honesty....you may live.

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People who say they spit water or soda all over their monitors. Spittakes only happen in movies. No one actually does that when something is funny or surprising. Stop saying it.

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I did once. Although I didn't spit a mouthful of water all over my screen. I read something here once, laughed and noticed some rainbow-colored droplets on my screen a few seconds later.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*uncrosses fingers.*

(But seriously, I did it, once. Can't remember the line though, I think it involved Tyler though...)

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I've known just about every sterotype you can name, but I've never heard anyone say bling bling except in jest.

 

Fun story: Once went into a Walmart and asked a fat redneck working there if he could help me find the new He-Man toys. When he did, I said "Aw yeah, boyee, these are crazy fly stupid dope!" I was with some people who bet I wouldn't do it.

One time when I was walking out of Best Buy, I saw a 10 y/o kid go up to one of those 25-cent toy machines that they have with the gumball dispensers and say, with his redneck accent, "Ah've got to get mah bling bling!"

 

People who say they spit water or soda all over their monitors. Spittakes only happen in movies. No one actually does that when something is funny or surprising. Stop saying it.

While this is true, there have been a couple of times when someone has made me laugh while drinking and I wind up choking on my soda and coughing it back out onto the floor... and usually it's Ripper's fault

 

Ripper - making Slayer cough up his soda since 2004

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OMG I TOTALLY KISSED (fill in name of band member here)

 

Yea, keep dreaming on girly...

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Anytime CWM says he's never going post here again.

I'm shocked it took this many replies...

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People who say they spit water or soda all over their monitors. Spittakes only happen in movies. No one actually does that when something is funny or surprising. Stop saying it.

I've laughed and had soda come out my nose on on my keyboard..

 

Seriously.

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On one of the previous versions of the board, didn't someone post that they were dead? Or am I mixing it up with a different board?

 

Either way, that one.

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that happened. But he wrote it off as his roommate playing a prank on him.

 

Edit: Do we need to bring back the TSMhistorythread?

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People who say they spit water or soda all over their monitors. Spittakes only happen in movies. No one actually does that when something is funny or surprising. Stop saying it.

I've laughed and had soda come out my nose on on my keyboard..

 

Seriously.

That would sting like a motherfucker, I'd imagine.

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Also, since I didn't want to contribute in that all-caps shitfest I just made above, this is my favorite internet lie:

 

My posting on the Current Events board = A FUCKING JOKE.

 

You HONESTLY thought someone would post a neo-nazi link, agree with PETA, and then claim that SEWER RATS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN FETUSES, in the same WEEK?!?

 

It began as a dumb attempt at getting a reaction with the neo-nazi link when I realized just how fucking stupid that CE board was (holy crap guys- it's one big partisan war. You just all run circles around each other endlessly until all of you are wrong and none of you are right), and to my shock, people ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS, so I continued on with it. Stupid post after stupid post, and once again, people actually becamed shocked, offended, and one even said he "respected" my opinions (AHAHAHAHA!). Hell, I make a post that is INHERENTLY flawed (the "what type" post) and people call it "good topic" until Andrew finally figures it out. Good job, took you long enough! Jesus fucking Christ.

The reaction I was hoping for was for his head to explode.

 

Close enough.

 

For the record, who "respected" his opinions?

 

"My dad works for (wrestling fed, game company, recording studio, etc)."

"Actually, I'm a girl."

"I was so ****ing high..."

(after an especially retarded post) "It was late and I was tired."

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People who say they spit water or soda all over their monitors. Spittakes only happen in movies. No one actually does that when something is funny or surprising. Stop saying it.

It's happened to me...not really spitting but I open my mouth and the water comes out of my mouth when I'm drinking.

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People who say they spit water or soda all over their monitors. Spittakes only happen in movies. No one actually does that when something is funny or surprising. Stop saying it.

It's happened to me...not really spitting but I open my mouth and the water comes out of my mouth when I'm drinking.

You're drooling?

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I did once. Although I didn't spit a mouthful of water all over my screen. I read something here once, laughed and noticed some rainbow-colored droplets on my screen a few seconds later.

That's it, you're out of the CC.

 

...am I even in the CC?

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my favorite thing in chat rooms is when the "bisexual" chicks come in and all they're looking for is other chicks...I kinda thought bi meant you liked cock AND pussy yet they ONLY want chicks...and is it just me or does it seem like EVERY chick these days is bisexual? Is this some sort of growing fad or what?

 

I also liked when I would get pics of chicks, then finally meet them and they look nothing like that pic (the pic was much better, mind you)...

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Guest Fook
and is it just me or does it seem like EVERY chick these days is bisexual? Is this some sort of growing fad or what?

Actually, yes.

 

They figure acting bi is a good way to get all sorts of attention. And if anyone chastises them on making out with other girls in the middle of a party or something, they can claim they're not slutty because they're bi.

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though you may be partially right, dama, I've actually met a few of these "bi" chicks at chat parties and just offline meetings and such, so some of them are what they say...but again I do think you're partially correct anyway...

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People who say they spit water or soda all over their monitors. Spittakes only happen in movies. No one actually does that when something is funny or surprising. Stop saying it.

I do spit takes all the time on purpose in real life. I do them sometimes and I am not even drinking anything just to freak people out.

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I honestly did a spit take when I saw Hitch, the part where Will Smith paint brushes what's-his-name after he dances like a fool...i spit out my sprite...

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