NYU 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 The one with the most correct picks wins a prize....or something. Probably nothing. OAOAST Heavyweight Championship Drek Stone© vs. Hoff OAOAST Heavyweight Championship: PART II Drek Stone/Hoff © vs. Axel Zack Malibu/Caboose/Some Guy vs. CWM/T-Bod/Dan Black Axel vs. Crystal RAGE IN THE CAGE Tha Puerto Rican vs. Panther TEXAS DEATH MATCH The 70s Dude vs. Calvin Szechstein OAOAST Tag Team Titles Chicks Over Dicks© vs. The Global Party XChange THE JOY OF X Leon Rodez vs. The Superstar vs. The Amazing Rando vs. K-Money STIPULATIONS LIKE CRAZY The New New Midnight Express vs. The Heavenly Rockers Prince Killings vs. Brock Ausstin Alfdogg vs. ??? PREGAME SHOW: HIYAH TAG TEAM TITLES Hell's Hitmen© vs. The Love Doctors Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 OAOAST Heavyweight Championship Drek Stone© vs. Hoff Hoff OAOAST Heavyweight Championship: PART II Drek Stone/Hoff © vs. Axel Hoff Zack Malibu/Caboose/Some Guy vs. CWM/T-Bod/Dan Black Hoff beats down all six men and pins them all. Axel vs. Crystal Hoff RAGE IN THE CAGE Tha Puerto Rican vs. Panther Hoff Future Shocks them both, climbs over the cage wall, then beats up on Chris Stevens for a little while. TEXAS DEATH MATCH The 70s Dude vs. Calvin Szechstein Both men will be knocked unconcious, prompting the official to declare Hoff the winner. OAOAST Tag Team Titles Chicks Over Dicks © vs. The Global Party XChange Hoff, after everyone in the match is mysteriously injured, only Alix will be able to go on. Since GPX are taken out, she offers a one-on-one shot to anyone, prompting Hoff to come out and beat her in like ten seconds. THE JOY OF X Leon Rodez vs. The Superstar vs. The Amazing Rando vs. K-Money Hoff, who will then be declared X-Champion, unifying the titles. STIPULATIONS LIKE CRAZY The New New Midnight Express vs. The Heavenly Rockers Both teams will agree not to fight, instead becoming Hoff's slaves for a year. Prince Killings vs. Brock Ausstin Prince Killings Alfdogg vs. ??? Not the fans! Ho ho! Just kidding, Hoff. PREGAME SHOW: HIYAH TAG TEAM TITLES Hell's Hitmen © vs. The Love Doctors Hoff and T.W. Hoff, and if you don't know who THAT is consider yourself lucky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 There's no way Hoff could beat Alfdogg. Now let's get someone with actual predictions..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 (edited) Boooooooo. Zack Malibu/Caboose/Some Guy vs. CWM/T-Bod/Dan Black I have to like the faces here. I say they go over, and the heels beat them down post-match to keep the feud going. Axel vs. Crystal I happen to know the outcome, so I'll stay quiet. RAGE IN THE CAGE Tha Puerto Rican vs. Panther I would think Panther normally, but I have a funny feeling about it. It'd be a feather in PRL's cap...so I gotta say Tha Puerto Rican. TEXAS DEATH MATCH The 70s Dude vs. Calvin Szechstein This has to be The Dude's coming out party. HAS to be. I think back to my own "career" and how Hoff/CWM at AM III did so much for me to be taken seriously. From both a character and writing standpoint, mind you, and this is similar because I know that Frig is writing this one. So yeah, this is the Dude's time to shine and if Adam tears it up, it could mean big things, so to speak. OAOAST Tag Team Titles Chicks Over Dicks © vs. The Global Party XChange I can definitely see GPX costing themselves with a mistake here, causing them to blow up at each other. Too much ego on Jam and $cotty lately. THE JOY OF X Leon Rodez vs. The Superstar vs. The Amazing Rando vs. K-Money This has to be a showcase for Leon, who'll go over in style. STIPULATIONS LIKE CRAZY The New New Midnight Express vs. The Heavenly Rockers The Rockers win their freedom from Cornette. Prince Killings vs. Brock Ausstin Prince Killings. It's his debut. Alfdogg vs. ??? I have NO IDEA what to even expect. Sandy? Who knows. I look forward to it. PREGAME SHOW: HIYAH TAG TEAM TITLES Hell's Hitmen © vs. The Love Doctors I say the LURRRRRRRRRVE Doctors give it a valiant effort, but still come up short. Edited April 2, 2005 by Hoff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 I'm a mark for imaginary prizes. OAOAST Heavyweight Championship Drek Stone© vs. Hoff Logic says Drek goes over, setting up another heel/face match in the main. But then again, since when did we start using logic around here, har har har. So Hoff wins... OAOAST Heavyweight Championship: PART II Drek Stone/Hoff © vs. Axel ...and then drops the belt. Zack Malibu/Caboose/Some Guy vs. CWM/T-Bod/Dan Black Uh, this is a total guess. Black T would benefit most from the win, but storyline wise, it should be Zack's team winning. Axel vs. Crystal Chic(k)anery ensues, Crystal wins and Axel goes on to snatch the belt. Which'd obviously set up Crystal/Axel for the World Title. RAGE IN THE CAGE Tha Puerto Rican vs. Panther Faces usually win the blowoff match. That's all the logic I's got here. TEXAS DEATH MATCH The 70s Dude vs. Calvin Szechstein Cal puts over the 'new guy'. OAOAST Tag Team Titles Chicks Over Dicks© vs. The Global Party XChange GPX representin'. Word. THE JOY OF X Leon Rodez vs. The Superstar vs. The Amazing Rando vs. K-Money Best not predict, eh? Although, to be honest, I doubt I'd be giving much away if I did anyway. I'll just use this as chance to give props to Supes, Rando and CCB for letting me use their peeps for this. STIPULATIONS LIKE CRAZY The New New Midnight Express vs. The Heavenly Rockers The love-slave angle will be too tempting to be passed up here. NNMs with some Cornette chicanery. Prince Killings vs. Brock Ausstin Unless we're going with a 'Killings hates wrestling, but don't worry because he can't wrestle his way out of a paper bag' storyline, it's all about Killings. Alfdogg vs. ??? I never usually bet against the mystery guy. But it's Alf. PREGAME SHOW: HIYAH TAG TEAM TITLES Hell's Hitmen© vs. The Love Doctors Wild guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 OAOAST Heavyweight Championship Drek Stone© vs. Hoff -I'm not telling! OAOAST Heavyweight Championship: PART II Drek Stone/Hoff © vs. Axel - Everyone wins in this Main Event. Everyone. Even Alf. Zack Malibu/Caboose/Some Guy vs. CWM/T-Bod/Dan Black -I'll go with Zack's team for this one. Axel vs. Crystal - Once again, whoever reads this will win some important personal battle. RAGE IN THE CAGE Tha Puerto Rican vs. Panther - Always loved the Panther character, and I want to see him go over. TEXAS DEATH MATCH The 70s Dude vs. Calvin Szechstein - I'll go with the Dude, a big win to set up a big career. OAOAST Tag Team Titles Chicks Over Dicks© vs. The Global Party XChange - COD to retain. THE JOY OF X Leon Rodez vs. The Superstar vs. The Amazing Rando vs. K-Money - Leon to keep rollin' on. STIPULATIONS LIKE CRAZY The New New Midnight Express vs. The Heavenly Rockers - The Heavenly Rockers, although the whole feud has been entertaining. Prince Killings vs. Brock Ausstin - Killings to win an awesome debut match. Alfdogg vs. ??? - I'll go with ??? PREGAME SHOW: HIYAH TAG TEAM TITLES Hell's Hitmen© vs. The Love Doctors - Hell's Hitmen in 3.5 seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted April 2, 2005 I'm actually a glorified jobber. I never win Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 OAOAST Heavyweight Championship Drek Stone© OAOAST Heavyweight Championship: PART II Drek Stone -I don't want confetti in the ring and hugs. I want a pissed off crowd. Zack Malibu/Caboose/Some Guy vs. CWM/T-Bod/Dan Black -The Elite baby! Axel vs. Crystal -Crystal RAGE IN THE CAGE Tha Puerto Rican vs. Panther -Hmm...probably Panther TEXAS DEATH MATCH The 70s Dude vs. Calvin Szechstein -Da Dude! I could see him going on for an X title feud. OAOAST Tag Team Titles Chicks Over Dicks © vs. The Global Party XChange -CoD...I figure theres a rematch in this THE JOY OF X Leon Rodez vs. The Superstar vs. The Amazing Rando vs. K-Money -Supes, for no reason other than I like typing Supes. STIPULATIONS LIKE CRAZY The New New Midnight Express vs. The Heavenly Rockers -The Saint will return! This has been a great feud. Prince Killings vs. Brock Ausstin Prince Killings Alfdogg vs. ??? Hmm...Alf vs question marks. Unless they signify the Riddler, I'm going for Alf. PREGAME SHOW: HIYAH TAG TEAM TITLES Hell's Hitmen © vs. The Love Doctors - Gary Cappetta!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 OAOAST Heavyweight Championship Drek Stone© vs. Hoff WINNER: Sly Sommers. After which he'll quit the fed again, so Drek will get the title back. OAOAST Heavyweight Championship: PART II Drek Stone/Hoff © vs. Axel WINNER: Phenom. The man deserves the belt. Zack Malibu/Caboose/Some Guy vs. CWM/T-Bod/Dan Black WINNERS: This is a tough one, but I'm going to go with Zack/Caboose/Some Guy. But I doubt this feud ends here. Axel vs. Crystal WINNER: Yeah, Hoff's going to win this one RAGE IN THE CAGE Tha Puerto Rican vs. Panther WINNER: Considering I already know who's winning this one, it'd probably be best for me not to say anything TEXAS DEATH MATCH The 70s Dude vs. Calvin Szechstein WINNER: Yeah, I know this one too. Match is VERY good though. OAOAST Tag Team Titles Chicks Over Dicks© vs. The Global Party XChange WINNERS: Chicks Over Dicks. I love Alix. She better hold onto the Tag Titles forever. She deserves it after being tricked by the Easter Bunny. THE JOY OF X Leon Rodez vs. The Superstar vs. The Amazing Rando vs. K-Money WINNER: Leon Rodez. And we'll all finally learn the joy of X. STIPULATIONS LIKE CRAZY The New New Midnight Express vs. The Heavenly Rockers WINNERS: The Heavenly Rockers. Though the idea of Holly-Wood being a love slave is.....yeah. Prince Killings vs. Brock Ausstin WINNER: Prince Killings. Has to go over here. Alfdogg vs. ??? WINNER: I'm going to say Alfdogg here, but I have a feeling this is going to end in a draw or something. If it does, remember that I called it. PREGAME SHOW: HIYAH TAG TEAM TITLES Hell's Hitmen© vs. The Love Doctors WINNERS: Shock of all shocks, but I've seen this match too. So my mouth's closed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 I love Alix. She better hold onto the Tag Titles forever. She deserves it after being tricked by the Easter Bunny. She's so cute. She was "berry berry" upset. Such a sweetie. Also for record, my second set of picks were the joke ones. Hoff over everyone in '05, THAT'S how I roll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 OAOAST Heavyweight Championship Drek Stone© vs. Hoff WINNER: Yokozuna -- I mean, Stone. Unless they go all Russo and swerve. OAOAST Heavyweight Championship: PART II Drek Stone/Hoff © vs. Axel WINNER: Triple H invades AM only to have the entire locker room come out and kick his ass, locking him up in a basement never to be heard from again. In a written statement, the OAOAST denies any wrongdoing, but say they did it for the people. Oh, um... I'll go with the face in the ME. Drek's had a pretty good run, so this is where it ends. Zack Malibu/Caboose/Some Guy vs. CWM/T-Bod/Dan Black WINNER: You'd think I'd know the finish to this one, but Zack is hard to reach. The faces win because the heels are so bad ass they can afford a loss. Axel vs. Crystal WINNER: Crystal RAGE IN THE CAGE Tha Puerto Rican vs. Panther WINNER: Panther OAOAST Tag Team Titles Chicks Over Dicks© vs. The Global Party XChange WINNER: COD THE JOY OF X Leon Rodez vs. The Superstar vs. The Amazing Rando vs. K-Money WINNER: Rodez Prince Killings vs. Brock Ausstin WINNER: Killings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 I just want to know how many of you used those little rings that carry the wrestlers to the ring that Hoff compared to a jail cell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted April 2, 2005 I'm going to write a special match where it takes place ENTIRELY in a little ring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 ***** right there. Guaranteed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted April 2, 2005 I'm going to write a special match where it takes place ENTIRELY in a little ring. It should be the Anglemania match. 6 man Tag in a little ring and do the hot tag spots where the people struggle to reach their opponents. Tony forgot to predict The Dude match. I guess he's just beside himself and can't pick a winner. Drek Stone vs Hoff - I go with Hoff. He captures the title after never really losing it. Hoff vs Axel - I have a weird feeling that it'll be Axel but with Drek and possibly Crystal interfering. Maybe it sets it up for a Three Way Dance or if Crystal gets involved a Fatal Fourway. Malibu/Caboose/Some Guy vs The Original Elite - I go with the Original Elite due to interference on Alf's part and then The Original Elite turn into The Four Llama Men. Axel vs Crystal - Crystal. Maybe Axel if there's botched interference by Gunner. Hopefully there's no interference though. PRL vs Panther - Popick. I pick Popick to go over here. Popick destroys the Lightning Crew, Panther, and PRL then proceeds to Swing Dance over their fallen bodies. The 70s Dude vs Calvin Szechstein - The real winner here will be you, the readers *ducks incoming barage of tomatos* CoD vs GPX - I hear Alix is suffering from bloating and cramps this weekend. That will help GPX and they win. The Joy of X - Alfdogg reveals himself to be entered in at the last second and wins it thus making the other members of The Four Llama Men happy. Killings vs Brock - I'll go with Brock since I did alot of writing for him up until recently. NNMX vs Heavenly Rockers - This should be a scaffold match...it cries for the scaffold. I go with the Rockers. Alfdogg vs ??? - Normally I'd go with Alfdogg because he is the Champ of Champs but three question marks is too much. Had it been two then Alfdogg wins, but the numbers are too much and the Three Question Marks win. HI-YAH Tag Title match - Ruled a No Contest when The Nerdlies(or however ya spell it) come down and lay everybody out with vicious power moves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 (edited) NNMX vs Heavenly Rockers - This should be a scaffold match...it cries for the scaffold. I go with the Rockers. That was my original plan, but for a reason I can't remember I decided to go with something else. I also thought about a Sin City Street Fight, but I didn't want to run the risk of somebody else doing the same thing (street fight). And I'm picking the Dude to win the TX Deathmatch. Edited April 2, 2005 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted April 2, 2005 Most of these are (partly) educated guesses. OAOAST Heavyweight Championship Drek Stone© vs. Hoff OAOAST Heavyweight Championship: PART II Drek Stone/Hoff © vs. Axel - Crystal tries to interfere, but Axel rises above all that. Zack Malibu/Caboose/Some Guy vs. CWM/T-Bod/Dan Black Axel vs. Crystal - Someone made the "Chic(k)anery" joke, though. RAGE IN THE CAGE Tha Puerto Rican vs. Panther TEXAS DEATH MATCH The 70s Dude vs. Calvin Szechstein - In a bloody marvelous match (see what I did there?). OAOAST Tag Team Titles Chicks Over Dicks© vs. The Global Party XChange THE JOY OF X Leon Rodez vs. The Superstar vs. The Amazing Rando vs. K-Money STIPULATIONS LIKE CRAZY The New New Midnight Express vs. The Heavenly Rockers Prince Killings - Again, since it's his debut. vs. Brock Ausstin Alfdogg vs. ??? PREGAME SHOW: HIYAH TAG TEAM TITLES Hell's Hitmen© vs. The Love Doctors Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
