And you thought Congress would end with the MLB

[Guest Cerebus]

Tom Davis wants to extend Congress's warm invitation for the MLB to the NFL, NBA, NHL, NCAA, USA Track & Field, Major League Soccer, U.S. Soccer Federation and frickin' NASCAR.

 

Good job Congress. Way to bust those dastardly souped up NASCAR divers...

[2GOLD 0]

Divers? Nascar has divers? Man, I can't wait to see that race.

 

And Tom Davis has snapped. I mean, come on. The NHL doesn't even really exist right now for crap sake.

[Guest BDC]

Okay, let's be honest for a second. What are you going to find in NASCAR drivers? What is there to find? They gotta stay cool through the race, but they don't want to be too relaxed. That rules out being hyped up on speed or going in stoned. I'm just at a complete loss as to what they'd be looking for.

[2GOLD 0]

Okay, let's be honest for a second. What are you going to find in NASCAR drivers? What is there to find? They gotta stay cool through the race, but they don't want to be too relaxed. That rules out being hyped up on speed or going in stoned. I'm just at a complete loss as to what they'd be looking for.

 

The crew members.

The jack men and the tire changers I guess since that does require quite a bit of strength. But this is beyond stupid.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Well, Dodges did cheat in the NHRA circuits for a while...

[Vyce 0]

Divers? Nascar has divers? Man, I can't wait to see that race.

 

And Tom Davis has snapped. I mean, come on. The NHL doesn't even really exist right now for crap sake.

And NASCAR is not a real sport.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

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[Guest CronoT]

Okay, let's be honest for a second. What are you going to find in NASCAR drivers? What is there to find? They gotta stay cool through the race, but they don't want to be too relaxed. That rules out being hyped up on speed or going in stoned. I'm just at a complete loss as to what they'd be looking for.

I believe the old-fashioned term for it is "witch hunt."

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

But Cereb, because of those roided up athletes OUR CHILDREN are now taking the juice. Something must be done for the children -- you don't hate children, do you?...

[2GOLD 0]

But Cereb, because of those roided up athletes OUR CHILDREN are now taking the juice. Something must be done for the children -- you don't hate children, do you?...

 

I do if they can afford steroids. Those god damn things aren't cheap.

Wish I had a summer job where I could blow money on roids.

 

Why can't kids take cheap drugs? Like cocaine or meth or acid?

[Vern Gagne 0]

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Try doing that for 3 hours, going up to 200 mph, with other guys doing the same thing has you. Being a driver takes alot of you, they can lose like 10 pounds during the race. So it's not suprising, to consider someone Auto Racing, would use Steroids or another substance, to improve their endurance during the race.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Y'know what makes your car go faster? Liquor.

[Ced 0]

Wait until they go all the way down to testing the World Poker Tour players for performance enhancing drugs.

[Vern Gagne 0]

It wouldn't suprise if someone was stupid enough, to think Steroids would help them perform better in poker.

[SuperJerk 0]

But Cereb, because of those roided up athletes OUR CHILDREN are now taking the juice. Something must be done for the children -- you don't hate children, do you?...

[2GOLD 0]

It wouldn't suprise if someone was stupid enough, to think Steroids would help them perform better in poker.

 

I'm currently using them to improve my horseshoe throwing skills.

I am going to dominate the picnic this year dammit.

[Vyce 0]

It wouldn't suprise if someone was stupid enough, to think Steroids would help them perform better in poker.

 

I'm currently using them to improve my horseshoe throwing skills.

I am going to dominate the picnic this year dammit.

I have to say, they've really improved my distance in the Scottish Caber Toss.

[Ted the Poster 0]

It wouldn't suprise if someone was stupid enough, to think Steroids would help them perform better in poker.

 

I'm currently using them to improve my horseshoe throwing skills.

I am going to dominate the picnic this year dammit.

I have to say, they've really improved my distance in the Scottish Caber Toss.

My "toss the card into the hat" skills can't be matched.

[Guest MikeSC]

Tom Davis wants to extend Congress's warm invitation for the MLB to the NFL, NBA, NHL, NCAA, USA Track & Field, Major League Soccer, U.S. Soccer Federation and frickin' NASCAR.

 

Good job Congress. Way to bust those dastardly souped up NASCAR divers...

Tom Davis is DESPERATE to become a major political figure and hopes these showboating affairs will make people think he is actually accomplishing something.

-=Mike

[The Czech Republic 0]

Tom Davis wants to extend Congress's warm invitation for the MLB to the NFL, NBA, NHL, NCAA, USA Track & Field, Major League Soccer, U.S. Soccer Federation and frickin' NASCAR.

 

Good job Congress. Way to bust those dastardly souped up NASCAR divers...

Tom Davis is DESPERATE to become a major political figure and hopes these showboating affairs will make people think he is actually accomplishing something.

-=Mike

Fraid not. Tom Davis shouldn't be more than "Was he the guy that did Garfield no wait that's Jim Davis"

[Guest MikeSC]

Tom Davis wants to extend Congress's warm invitation for the MLB to the NFL, NBA, NHL, NCAA, USA Track & Field, Major League Soccer, U.S. Soccer Federation and frickin' NASCAR.

 

Good job Congress. Way to bust those dastardly souped up NASCAR divers...

Tom Davis is DESPERATE to become a major political figure and hopes these showboating affairs will make people think he is actually accomplishing something.

-=Mike

Fraid not. Tom Davis shouldn't be more than "Was he the guy that did Garfield no wait that's Jim Davis"

If you want to piss him off, ask him if he played Chuck Cunningham on "Happy Days"?

 

And you can probably convince others that he is because nobody remembers Chuck Cunningham.

-=Mike

[NoCalMike 0]

I wonder if roids would help me on my drives in the hippie sport of frisbee golf..!?!

[iggymcfly 0]

I do if they can afford steroids. Those god damn things aren't cheap.

Wish I had a summer job where I could blow money on roids.

 

Why can't kids take cheap drugs? Like cocaine or meth or acid?

This is just a wiiiild guess here, but I'm guessing you haven't bought a lot of coke.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Acid costs a goddamn fortune, too, should one be lucky enough to find some that's actually LSD.