The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2005 At my local library, it's exceptionally easy to watch hardcore pornography on the public computers without getting caught. The most frequent benefactors of this oversight appear to be a) young black males and b) old white men. I was at the library the other day doing some reading. I needed to use the computer to find a book I was looking for, but they were all being used, one of them notably by some skinny little geek looking at wwedivas.com pictures of Lita. Yeah, Lita. So I walked behind him, patted him on the shoulder, and politely asked him to either defer the computer to me so I can use it for its intended purpose, or find a hotter girl to stare at pictures of. Poor guy looked like he was gonna piss himself, which amused me to no end, because it's not like I have an imposing figure. I'm like the child of Seth McFarlane and Keanu Reeves in a pair of emo glasses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2005 I'm like the child of Seth McFarlane and Keanu Reeves in a pair of emo glasses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 emo glasses. ^ gay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 I'll fuck you up, Meatwad, sensitive time-traveling animator that I am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted April 9, 2005 Should I ford the river or attempt to cross? How many days of rations should I buy? Oh shit, I died of dysentery. ***** Motherfucking OREGON TRAIL references. I love this board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
