If I had Jesus's Powers

[Jingus]

I'd start by resurrecting all of my dead friends and relatives. And then resurrect a comical variety of deceased celebrities. And then we'd all have a big party on the shores of Old Hickory Lake in beautiful Hendersonville, Tennessee. Shakespeare would direct his own stage version of The Tempest with a Who's Who cast culled from the graves of daisyfeeding actors, Owen Hart and Brian Pillman would be putting on a 1-hour Ironman match, I'd be amusing myself by walking across the lake over and over again, it'd be great.

[Angel_Grace_Blue]

What about trying to undo all of the things you claim to be responsible for?

[Jingus]

The thread is "If I had Jesus's powers", not "If I were Jesus".

[The Amazing Rando]

Jesus is a hippie.

 

Hippies don't sing about sex. They're not even allowed to think about it.

 

It's science.

All hippies did was have sex and get high.

 

And Jesus wasn't a hippie...although he was alway clashing with "the Man".

isn't it "The Ro Man"

[Youth N Asia]

How far do Jesus Powers go? Other then turning crap into food and healing the blind, what did he have going for him?

[Jingus]

He could heal just about any injury or illness, mental or physical. He could turn water into wine. He could somehow make bread & fishies spontaneously reproduce themselves in epic numbers. He could walk on water. And then you have the whole Crucifixion/sin deal.

[Special K]

In revelations his spirit had a golden sword coming straight out of his mouth, so, hey, when you die you have that going for you.

[iggymcfly]

I'd decompose in the ground while people made up stories about me.

 

 

Ooooooh, you mean the mythical powers.