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Guest TheLastBoyscout
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Yeah, he said he read your thread about him when he tore his quads. He said he printed up and taped it to the wall in the gym. He says NONE of you guys could be walking three months after tearing BOTH your quads. Says he wants to fight you, and he's gonna call back about where and when.

 

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Remember, your hate only makes him stronger.

Guest TheLastBoyscout
Posted
Riiiiight....

 

Only he DIDN'T tear two quads.

 

He tore his quad ligaments or something, which is nowhere near as serious.

Meltzer was saying he tore some of them OFF THE BONE and that he may never walk again.

 

Vince is badass. Admit it.

Guest TheLastBoyscout
Posted
Well, that's steroids for you.

Steroids don't really make rehab easier. (Though they caused the injury in the first place) What you witnessed last night was Vince basically flipping off everyone "in the know" and showing them how well he's been rehabbing.

 

I find that awesome. Vince is just an awesome character.

Guest Salacious Crumb
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They probably wheeled him right up to the entrance, had his legs braced up really well and had him shot up with tons of painkillers.

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They probably wheeled him right up to the entrance, had his legs braced up really well and had him shot up with tons of painkillers.

Vincent Kennedy McMahon, indeed.

How many WWE folder mutants did this go over the heads of? I'll make a conservative estimate of 23.

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*prays for a painkiller addiction.*

 

My theory is they tied strings to different points on his entire body and moved him around from the rafters like a marionette.

The crazy old man strut was more enthusiastic than usual.

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They probably wheeled him right up to the entrance, had his legs braced up really well and had him shot up with tons of painkillers.

Vincent Kennedy McMahon, indeed.

How many WWE folder mutants did this go over the heads of? I'll make a conservative estimate of 23.

:bonk:

Guest Trivia247
Posted

And Now he's back, and set to destroy the IWC as we know it? BWAHAHAHA

Guest Salacious Crumb
Posted
They probably wheeled him right up to the entrance, had his legs braced up really well and had him shot up with tons of painkillers.

Vincent Kennedy McMahon, indeed.

How many WWE folder mutants did this go over the heads of? I'll make a conservative estimate of 23.

I think it'd safer to say that 23 people got that joke.

Guest Salacious Crumb
Posted
That was a joke?

I thought it was.

To be a real Kennedy he'd have to drive off a bridge and let a woman drown in his car.

Guest MikeSC
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I was of course referring to JFK being all braced up and shot up with procaine and cortisone to appear healthy and youthful.

He also would get fucked by hotties right before television appearances (reportedly, he was serviced by somebody right before his debate with Nixon, which led to his nice appearance on camera)

-=Mike

...JFK: Feel the burn!...

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I was of course referring to JFK being all braced up and shot up with procaine and cortisone to appear healthy and youthful.

He also would get fucked by hotties right before television appearances (reportedly, he was serviced by somebody right before his debate with Nixon, which led to his nice appearance on camera)

-=Mike

...JFK: Feel the burn!...

He had a fluffer for a political debate?!?!? Shit!

Posted

"It was me, IWC! It was me all along!"

Guest Fook_Theta
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Well, that's steroids for you.

Steroids don't really make rehab easier. (Though they caused the injury in the first place) What you witnessed last night was Vince basically flipping off everyone "in the know" and showing them how well he's been rehabbing.

 

I find that awesome. Vince is just an awesome character.

This was really fucking stupid but I have to implore you to look up why many wrestlers have been caught or admitted to using steroids for, the most recent being mexican superstar Hector Garza. Hint: It was for a faster healing process.

Guest TheLastBoyscout
Posted
Remember, your hate only makes him stronger.

I'll remember that, Master Yoda...er LastBoyScout.

Fuck, at this point do you even doubt that he feeds off of black energies generated by the hatred of SmartMarks?

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Remember, your hate only makes him stronger.

I'll remember that, Master Yoda...er LastBoyScout.

Fuck, at this point do you even doubt that he feeds off of black energies generated by the hatred of SmartMarks?

Now we know the real reason behind the sequel to the Diva Search.

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