Texas Legislators vote to ban gay foster parents

[SuperJerk 0]

And your argument is still facetious.

  -=Mike

And now its time for my weekly request for someone to get Mike a dictionary.

fa�ce�tious Audio pronunciation of "facetious" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (f-sshs)

adj.

 

Playfully jocular; humorous: facetious remarks.

 

Seems insanely appropriate.

-=Mike

Except I wasn't being playfully jocular or humorous, dumb ass.

[Vyce 0]

I see that I'm going to get heat for my Nazi comparison until the end of time.

 

It's what happens to us when we make mistakes or gross errors in judgment.

[sfaJack 0]

a state that allows retarded criminals to be executed.

Uh, no we don't.

 

But we do have a proposal for an "express lane" to the gurney that greatly reduces the red tape involved in carrying out a sentence.

Thanks for correcting me

The "express lane" requires multiple eyewitnesses to the crime, if memory serves.

-=Mike

That would be correct. Three or more eyewitness=quick death.

[Guest MikeSC]

And your argument is still facetious.

  -=Mike

And now its time for my weekly request for someone to get Mike a dictionary.

fa�ce�tious Audio pronunciation of "facetious" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (f-sshs)

adj.

 

Playfully jocular; humorous: facetious remarks.

 

Seems insanely appropriate.

-=Mike

Except I wasn't being playfully jocular or humorous, dumb ass.

Not intentionally so, dumb fuck.

 

Doesn't change that your argument was fucking humorous as hell.

-=Mike

...Don't worry, RJ, you're only funny when you're not trying to be...

[SuperJerk 0]

And your argument is still facetious.

  -=Mike

And now its time for my weekly request for someone to get Mike a dictionary.

fa�ce�tious Audio pronunciation of "facetious" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (f-sshs)

adj.

 

Playfully jocular; humorous: facetious remarks.

 

Seems insanely appropriate.

-=Mike

Except I wasn't being playfully jocular or humorous, dumb ass.

Not intentionally so, dumb fuck.

 

Doesn't change that your argument was fucking humorous as hell.

-=Mike

...Don't worry, RJ, you're only funny when you're not trying to be...

Now I have to explain what "playfully" means.

 

 

You're retarded.

[Guest MikeSC]

And your argument is still facetious.

  -=Mike

And now its time for my weekly request for someone to get Mike a dictionary.

fa�ce�tious Audio pronunciation of "facetious" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (f-sshs)

adj.

 

Playfully jocular; humorous: facetious remarks.

 

Seems insanely appropriate.

-=Mike

Except I wasn't being playfully jocular or humorous, dumb ass.

Not intentionally so, dumb fuck.

 

Doesn't change that your argument was fucking humorous as hell.

-=Mike

...Don't worry, RJ, you're only funny when you're not trying to be...

Now I have to explain what "playfully" means.

 

 

You're retarded.

Note the word AFTER the semi-colon.

 

Looks like you're in a flaming mood.

 

I know, ironic considering the topic of this thread and all...

-=Mike

[SuperJerk 0]

Looks like you're in a flaming mood.

 

I know, ironic considering the topic of this thread and all...

                -=Mike

ZING~!

[Guest MikeSC]

Looks like you're in a flaming mood.

 

I know, ironic considering the topic of this thread and all...

                -=Mike

ZING~!

You're the one pissing and moaning, not I.

 

I'm just laughing at how oblivious you are to how much you lost your mind.

-=Mike

[SuperJerk 0]

Looks like you're in a flaming mood.

 

I know, ironic considering the topic of this thread and all...

                -=Mike

ZING~!

You're the one pissing and moaning, not I.

 

I'm just laughing at how oblivious you are to how much you lost your mind.

-=Mike

In the event that there's any question as too which of us is insane, please direct your attention to my sig.

[Guest MikeSC]

Looks like you're in a flaming mood.

 

I know, ironic considering the topic of this thread and all...

                -=Mike

ZING~!

You're the one pissing and moaning, not I.

 

I'm just laughing at how oblivious you are to how much you lost your mind.

-=Mike

In the event that there's any question as too which of us is insane, please direct your attention to my sig.

Umm, BURN~?

-=Mike

...Yeah, that was QUITE the "gotcha!"...

[Slayer 0]

Side note: I think it's funny that, in spite of evidence that more kid-touchers are straight than gay, popular sentiment would make it seem that if a gay couple adopts a child of the same sex, off come little Johnny/Jane's pants when they get home

[Guest MikeSC]

Side note: I think it's funny that, in spite of evidence that more kid-touchers are straight than guy, popular sentiment would make it seem that if a gay couple adopts a child of the same sex, off come little Johnny/Jane's pants when they get home

I think straight couples should have preference over gay couples when it comes to adoption/foster parenting --- but forbidding gays altogether is idiotic.

-=Mike

[SuperJerk 0]

The only thing straight couples should have preference over gay couples for is access to birth control.

[Guest MikeSC]

The only thing straight couples should have preference over gay couples for is access to birth control.

Oooh, is what wit?

 

Nope, didn't think so.

-=Mike

[SuperJerk 0]

The only thing straight couples should have preference over gay couples for is access to birth control. 

Oooh, is what wit?

Was that some form of a question?

[Guest MikeSC]

The only thing straight couples should have preference over gay couples for is access to birth control. 

Oooh, is what wit?

Was that some form of a question?

Yes.

 

Wow, you ARE a good educator.

-=Mike

[Special K 0]

SLAP FIGHT!!!

[The Czech Republic 0]

But you then go and make a dumb-ass comparison that pseudo-hippies at some WTC protest rally use (America 2005 = Germany 1944)

It's true. Hitler comparisons really have to be considered automatic disqualifications. I will lobby like hell to get this as an, rather the, official CE folder rule.

[Slayer 0]

Godwin's Law killed the thread before it started

[Guest MikeSC]

Godwin's Law killed the thread before it started

It wasn't Godwin's law.

 

It was Hitler.

-=Mike

[Slayer 0]

...your mom

[Guest MikeSC]

...your mom

No...YOUR mom.

-=Mike

[Slayer 0]

So sez you!

 

Now that I think about it, I don't know why this hasn't been put forth as law:

 

"As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of remarks involving the sexuality or mother of one of the posters approaches one."

[Guest MikeSC]

So sez you!

 

Now that I think about it, I don't know why this hasn't been put forth as law:

 

"As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of remarks involving sexuality or mother of one of the posters approaches one."

Why does nobody ever insult fathers?

 

After all, Hitler was a man and all...

-=Mike

[SuperJerk 0]

SLAP FIGHT!!!

You already missed the good part. Shoulda been here 2 hours ago.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

You already missed the good part.

There was no good part, although now I'm glad I'm up-to-date on the "Mike/RJ" CE Trilogy of threads.

 

You know who else liked trilogies?

 

HITLER...

[Perfxion 0]

Going for the gusto...

 

Someone should gas this thread now and let it die.

[SuperJerk 0]

Going for the gusto...

 

Someone should gas this thread now and let it die.

Would you guys shut up about the damn Holocaust already?

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Dear Jews,

 

Would you guys shut up about the damn Holocaust already?

 

Sincerely,

RobotJerk

[SuperJerk 0]

Dear Jews,

 

Would you guys shut up about the damn Holocaust already?

 

Sincerely,

RobotJerk

PWN3D.