The Current Events folder. It's a lot like Hitler.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Okay, how did Tyler just get a name change right now?

 

I've been a member of this board for over three years and I've never found out the secret to this. Do I have to know a shady character or learn the handshake?

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

I leave the screaming up to my political operatives, like CoulterWasMurdered

[KingPK 0]

Bribery.

 

It's all about bribery.

 

No seriously, you want a name change? Shoot me a PM.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

We need more Midwest mods

Ripping me off.

[The Czech Republic 0]

THIS IS AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD. IT IS NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS IN THE SLIGHTEST.

 

Kotzenjunge

[Jobber of the Week 0]

THIS IS AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD. IT IS NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS IN THE SLIGHTEST.

 

Kotzenjunge

And that pretty much proves it right there.

[Styles 0]

It is kind of ironic that the guy who if I recall correctly was made a mod AS A JOKE, seems to throw around his power the most...

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

It is kind of ironic that the guy who if I recall correctly was made a mod AS A JOKE, seems to throw around his power the most...

He makes a better Mod than most of you would.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Pfft'd!

[The Czech Republic 0]

It is kind of ironic that the guy who if I recall correctly was made a mod AS A JOKE, seems to throw around his power the most...

He makes a better Mod than most of you would.

I'd be awesome.

[Styles 0]

It is kind of ironic that the guy who if I recall correctly was made a mod AS A JOKE, seems to throw around his power the most...

He makes a better Mod than most of you would.

And how would you know this, oh Godly, um...God?

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

It is kind of ironic that the guy who if I recall correctly was made a mod AS A JOKE, seems to throw around his power the most...

He makes a better Mod than most of you would.

That's really not that much of a compliment all things considered.

[Jingus 0]

THIS IS AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD. IT IS NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS IN THE SLIGHTEST. THE PEOPLE WHO RUN IT FOR YOU TO CHAT ON ARE PAYING BILLS WITH REAL MONEY FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE AND THE EQUIVELANT TRADE OF THAT BILL IS THAT THEY CAN RUN THE PLACE AS MUCH AS A DICTATORSHIP AS THEY PLEASE.

Yep. Not serious at all. Certainly not serious enough to make you lose it and start yelling.

 

And who exactly does pay those bills, anyway? And how much are they?

[Sandman9000 0]

Alfdogg and CWM for supermods.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

THIS IS AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD. IT IS NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS IN THE SLIGHTEST. THE PEOPLE WHO RUN IT FOR YOU TO CHAT ON ARE PAYING BILLS WITH REAL MONEY FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE AND THE EQUIVELANT TRADE OF THAT BILL IS THAT THEY CAN RUN THE PLACE AS MUCH AS A DICTATORSHIP AS THEY PLEASE.

Yep. Not serious at all. Certainly not serious enough to make you lose it and start yelling.

 

And who exactly does pay those bills, anyway? And how much are they?

Didn't you give up?

[Styles 0]

I still know who I'm waiting to hear from...

 

Doctor doctor, please

Oh, the mess I’m in

Doctor doctor, please,

Oh the mess I’m in

She walked up to me

And really stole my heart

And then she started

To take my body apart

 

*livin’, lovin’, I’m on the run

Far away from you

Livin’, lovin’, I’m on the run

So far away from you

 

Doctor doctor, please

Oh, I’m goin’ fast

Doctor doctor, please,

Oh, I’m goin’ fast

It’s only just a moment,

She’s turnin’ paranoid

That’s not a situation for a nervous boy

 

Doctor doctor, please

Oh, the mess I’m in

Doctor doctor, please,

Oh, the mess I’m in

But you look so angry

As I crawled across your floor

She’s got the strain,

And I can’t take any more

[Jobber of the Week 0]

I'm not yelling. I'm posting in all caps to get it into your skull.

 

I don't know how much it costs, but with several dozen people accessing a PHP database constantly, it can't be cheap.

[Guest Grumco the Clown]

I still know who I'm waiting to hear from...

 

Doctor doctor, please

Oh, the mess I’m in

Doctor doctor, please,

Oh the mess I’m in

She walked up to me

And really stole my heart

And then she started

To take my body apart

 

*livin’, lovin’, I’m on the run

Far away from you

Livin’, lovin’, I’m on the run

So far away from you

 

Doctor doctor, please

Oh, I’m goin’ fast

Doctor doctor, please,

Oh, I’m goin’ fast

It’s only just a moment,

She’s turnin’ paranoid

That’s not a situation for a nervous boy

 

Doctor doctor, please

Oh, the mess I’m in

Doctor doctor, please,

Oh, the mess I’m in

But you look so angry

As I crawled across your floor

She’s got the strain,

And I can’t take any more

fag

[Styles 0]

I still know who I'm waiting to hear from...

 

Doctor doctor, please

Oh, the mess I’m in

Doctor doctor, please,

Oh the mess I’m in

She walked up to me

And really stole my heart

And then she started

To take my body apart

 

*livin’, lovin’, I’m on the run

Far away from you

Livin’, lovin’, I’m on the run

So far away from you

 

Doctor doctor, please

Oh, I’m goin’ fast

Doctor doctor, please,

Oh, I’m goin’ fast

It’s only just a moment,

She’s turnin’ paranoid

That’s not a situation for a nervous boy

 

Doctor doctor, please

Oh, the mess I’m in

Doctor doctor, please,

Oh, the mess I’m in

But you look so angry

As I crawled across your floor

She’s got the strain,

And I can’t take any more

fag

Yeah because making gimmick accounts isn't gay or anything...If you have something to say to me, say it so I know who you are.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

That has to be the most homo reply to a gimmick account I've ever seen.

 

-5 points.

[Guest David Akeroyd's Biggest Fan]

Alfdogg and CWM for supermods.

I'll allow it!!!

[Guest Clichebot]

Ban Agnes.

[Styles 0]

That has to be the most homo reply to a gimmick account I've ever seen.

 

-5 points.

Hmm, funny how it's the LEFT that uses "homo" and "fag" as insults, yet it's the RIGHT that has intolerance problems?

 

=Slapnuts!

 

...and gimmick accounts are SO cliche.

[Styles 0]

I swear I posted that before "clichebot" showed up. Weird.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

I'm not a leftist anymore

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

I moved to the center for my run at SUPERMOD.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

And clearly, it's working. I'm the early frontrunner!

[Styles 0]

What is your stance on triple posting?

[Guest hhhruls]

hay chichbot ur realy stuoipd hwy suhd anges be bannd he told me he liks hhh he cant be al bad. and i wish JINGES wud quit whinign liek a fagot about al thsi to becuz he wil alwys suk jst liek cwm becoz thel nevr be as gret as hhh ps alfdog for suprmod lolz

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

And this thread had such tremendous potential at one point.