Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 I was gonna post in this thread, but I don't follow sports.
Guest news_gimmick Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 Bah god when will the internet violence END.
Slayer Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane, he steers his car into the other lane Both of them collide, expressions horrified Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed The father of three was impaled on the wheel, as his skull became a part of the dash His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected, he saw his own organs collapse His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign Her intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of a mile Fourth child on the way, won't live another day Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why Smashed against the ceiling, all their skin burning and peeling Shards of glass explode, chest and skull now implode Corpses they've become, and graves will have to be dug Underneath the wheels, burning rubber on your face Bleeding from your eyes, the slaughtered victims lies Knowing what he's done, he just backs up one more time Laughing at the mess, a pile of meat on the street One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane, he steers his car into the other lane The look of death in my eye Surely no-one will survive Just a pile of mush Left to dry in the sun I see my fresh kill Left in the road Remains of your bodies Mangled and torn One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun
Guest CronoT Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 .... I guess you decided to shut up. I guess I finally found the Kryptonite to your dick-waving, huh?
Guest news_gimmick Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 BTW I'm feelin the Rockets, loves me some T-Mac.
Slayer Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 In Who-ville they say that CronoT's testicles shrank three sizes that day!
Guest CronoT Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 In Who-ville they say that CronoT's testicles shrank three sizes that day! Looks like I got me a gay-fag stalker. My friend Mr. 12-Gauge should take care of that. [EDIT]-Don't edit my post to try to get me in trouble. It's asinine.
The Czech Republic Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 In Who-ville they say that CronoT's testicles shrank three sizes that day! Looks like I got me a gay-fag stalker. My friend Mr. 12-Gauge should take care of that. So there's a gay guy stalking fags?
Slayer Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 In Who-ville they say that CronoT's testicles shrank three sizes that day! Looks like I got me a gay-fag stalker. My friend Mr. 12-Gauge should take care of that. So there's a gay guy stalking fags? Which is totally different from a fag-gay stalker As for the shotgun, I have an idea what Crono could do
The Czech Republic Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 The Cubs have a bench coach named Dick Pole.
Art Sandusky Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 In Who-ville they say that CronoT's testicles shrank three sizes that day! Looks like I got me a gay-fag stalker. My friend Mr. 12-Gauge should take care of that. I think I can actually ban Crono for this.
Guest CronoT Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 In Who-ville they say that CronoT's testicles shrank three sizes that day! Looks like I got me a gay-fag stalker. My friend Mr. 12-Gauge should take care of that. I think I can actually ban Crono for this. The little icon was put there to indicate it's humorous intent. I would never actually threaten someone with death.
Art Sandusky Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 In Who-ville they say that CronoT's testicles shrank three sizes that day! Looks like I got me a gay-fag stalker. My friend Mr. 12-Gauge should take care of that. I see no emoticon here.
Guest CronoT Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 In Who-ville they say that CronoT's testicles shrank three sizes that day! Looks like I got me a gay-fag stalker. My friend Mr. 12-Gauge should take care of that. It's right there, next to the period.
Jingus Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 Yeah, but what about calling Slayer a fag? Somewhere, Loss is crying.
NYU Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 You know, I think the Schiavo matter had an “anti-Midas touch.” Everyone who touched it, people lost respect for.
Slayer Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 Yeah, but what about calling Slayer a fag? Somewhere, Loss is crying. Forget about Loss. What about me? What about Slayer?
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