RF and Dana Dameson had sex

[nl5xsk1 0]

If I had more time I'd find a picture of a 6 pack of beer and a lightswitch...that's how I lovingly describe certain women: "she's a six pack and a lightswitch kinda gal"

 

 

Lushus doesn't have two minutes to spare, apparently

You took the easy way out ... I did a google search to try and find one picture that captured the 6 pack AND the lightswitch.

 

Nothing came up.

 

No wonder I'm among the least liked posters on TSM.

[Slayer 0]

Stick to doing whatever the hell it is that you do, Niskie

[Darthtiki 0]

 

 

She looks hot and ugly at the same time.

I'd hit it...

 

 

but she has to do something about whatever that is on her hand...

The thing on her hand is the mark of......RON MEXICO!!!

 

Wow I can't believe I wasted my 98th post on this, ah screw it who cares.

[Guest Deviant]

That really is one of the ugliest heads I've ever seen. I second the gorilla picture.

[Sideburnious 0]

Wait...whos Ron Mexico?

[Guest jumpingbombangel]

I'm only gonna lower myself in the idiocy of the thread for one moment to tell you morons to start raising your standards when it comes to sexual relations.

[Ripper 0]

^ probably has herpes

[Black Lushus 0]

I'm only gonna lower myself in the idiocy of the thread for one moment to tell you morons to start raising your standards when it comes to sexual relations.

until I see a pic of YOU, don't judge my standards...kthx

[Black Lushus 0]

Wait...whos Ron Mexico?

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...vick+experience

 

go there...

[Guest jumpingbombangel]

I'm only gonna lower myself in the idiocy of the thread for one moment to tell you morons to start raising your standards when it comes to sexual relations.

until I see a pic of YOU, don't judge my standards...kthx

You *really* think you need to see a pic of anyone else to judge whether or not Dana Dameson is attractive in any way? Dude, damn, sorry, but she's hell, attitude and appearance-wise. But then, if that's what you like, though...yeah, who *am* I to judge?

 

And yeah, I'm more attractive. But I don't think I'll be giving you that pleasure of proof today, ace.

[The Niggardly King 0]

[Carnival 0]

WOW....the resemblence in uncanny.

 

I'd still fuck her, and like it.

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

I would cut her head off and then fuck her.

 

But then, that's what I usually do.

[Black Lushus 0]

I'm only gonna lower myself in the idiocy of the thread for one moment to tell you morons to start raising your standards when it comes to sexual relations.

until I see a pic of YOU, don't judge my standards...kthx

You *really* think you need to see a pic of anyone else to judge whether or not Dana Dameson is attractive in any way? Dude, damn, sorry, but she's hell, attitude and appearance-wise. But then, if that's what you like, though...yeah, who *am* I to judge?

 

And yeah, I'm more attractive. But I don't think I'll be giving you that pleasure of proof today, ace.

I need to see a pic of you to determine if your opinion in the whole matter really means squat...define Irony: ugly people calling others ugly...

 

I'm not saying you're ugly, but hey if you are then it's not your place to judge others standards...

[LucharesuFan619 0]

Credit: DOI

 

Dana Dameson and Valentina Apply for WWE's Second Diva Search

 

Current female wrestler/valet, Valentina, who started off in the Northeast, working even for JAPW, has confirmed that she has been called back by the WWE for WWE's second ever Diva Search. The first Diva Search saw red-head Christie Hemme, win the whole search, and even get a match at WrestleMania 21.

 

Valentina, who left the northeast area, after personal problems, moved to the West Coast and started working for promotions there, including working for UPW.

 

The DOI has independently confirmed that Valentina did get a call back from the WWE, concerning the Diva Search.

 

Former indy valet, Dana Dameson, who is the subject of many jokes and many immoral stories, (Just call the Masked Maniac Hotline) due to her sexual promiscuity, claims that she applied and has been called back by the WWE to appear at a Diva Search try-out. The DOI has not been able to confirm Dana's claims that she got a call back from the WWE. In fact, just to speculate, once the WWE finds out about Dana's past, and due to her petitte size, Dana should be easily eliminated from the contest.

 

The general consensus right now, is that Valentina has a shot in this contest, but it is not known if WWE wants girls with pro wrestling experience, although it couldn't hurt, because at least those girls would understand the wrestling business, unlike other divas, such as Amy Webber.

 

Some female indy wrestlers I have talked to are against the Diva Search contest, and think it's like a female version of "Tough Enough". It is being looked at as the easy way out (or into, in this case). Most people, in the business, think you should be noticed by the WWE for your talent, and not because of how you look in a bikini. The flipside to that however, is that the winner gets $250,000 and world wide fame, for just throwing on a bathing suit.

 

One indy wrestler told me that it is no surprise that Dana and Valentina applied for the contest, due to their checkered past, which has been publicized around the internet and in several locker rooms.

 

For someone like Valentina, who has had to withstand alot in the wrestling business, and actually has done her best to be successful, the DOI wishes her the best of luck. For someone like Dana Dameson, who has been nothing but trouble for indy wrestling, and has been a hole for lots of wrestlers and video tape sellers, the DOI hopes she's eliminated early, as she would be nothing but a cancer for a WWE locker room. [Although Dana in a WWE locker room would be classic reality TV and blow out the Surreal Life. Just imagine the self-admittedly racist Dana Dameson telling Vince that she won't be part of a storyline with Viscera. That would be money in the bank.]

 

It should be interesting to see how Valentina's peers (as Dana is no longer in the business) perceive Valentina for making this somewhat controversial decision.

 

We'll have more on this story as news becomes available.

[what 0]

DOI is a shitty, shitty website.

[haws bah gawd 0]

 

 

This girl is the queen of fat indy wrestlers, the world over, apparently.