Bling It On: a trap to catch stupid people

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

http://www.alldumb.com/item/144/

 

"Do you want to spend 20 dollars on a set of bling stickers?"

 

I counted five different white women in this ad. I know that they're not aiming these bling stickers to African-Americans.

 

"It's not just a kid thing, I love to bling"

 

I'm sure your kids would be proud if you blinged up your sunglasses.

 

(oh yeah, nice giant loop earrings)

 

Or blinged up your laptop.

 

But the teens in these ads must have been rejected for the "I still wet the bed" ads fhey run.

 

"Must be 18 or older to order"

 

It's that blingtastic.

[Guest CronoT]

According to Jeff Foxworthy, the Rednecks are going to eat that up.

 

Jeff Foxworthy: "A Bass Boat has a glitter finish. You ever see a Yacht with a glitter finish?"

[The Czech Republic 0]

I blinged MY laptop.

[Carnival 0]

i blinged my cat. the other cats are now jocking her style.

[Jingus 0]

I blinged my penis. Your mom loves it.

[Carnival 0]

I blinged my penis. Your mom loves it.

I blinged your mom. My penis hates it.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

My dollar was so blinged up that the Coke machine wouldn't let it in.

[Carnival 0]

My dollar was so blinged up that the Coke machine wouldn't let it in.

best one so far.

[Slayer 0]

Too much bling

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

I tried to bling up a bunch of rocks last night, but it just made my nose burn.

[Jingus 0]

I blinged my bullets once... you shoulda seen how fast CSI tracked my ass down.

[Slayer 0]

Not enough bling

[... 0]

I blinged my ice and I dunno what the hell was supposed to happen...

[Special K 0]

I blinged my teeth and now my lips hurt.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

The Cash Money Millionaires are rolling over in their graves.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I found this gem in there though.

 

http://www.alldumb.com/item/11637/

[Art Sandusky 0]

It's a white conspiracy to destroy black culture each time it "gets too big for its britches."

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I found this gem in there though.

 

http://www.alldumb.com/item/11637/

I have the episode of Beavis and Butthead where that video is played.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I miss the 80s.

[Jingus 0]

Fuck that, I miss the 90s. The movies and video games were cooler and the people who had been pointing nuclear missles at us were now our friends.

[Ted the Poster 0]

I think Patrick is mainly just talking about the popular colors and music.

 

Rob, what ep is that video in? I must get it.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I think Patrick is mainly just talking about the popular colors and music.

 

Rob, what ep is that video in? I must get it.

"Killing Time"

[Art Sandusky 0]

I think Patrick is mainly just talking about the popular colors and music.

I love the idea of a culture trying to be as artificial and greedy as possible without any kind of pretensions. And except for the odd way some bodies looked back then, women were hot. No surprise I loved the "Call on Me" video so much.

 

All told, I'd rather our current society were to suddenly revert back to the 80s with current technology and all that. Whenever a bar or a club has an 80s night, it's awesome.