What was the craziest and wildest...

[Guest Mosaicv2]

The topic title and descripition pretty much tell the theory on the condition my intellict is trying to say. What is your wackiest thought of mind is when your alseep, I know it happen to everybody alive and maybe dead.

 

Here are mine:

 

I was really a big fan of Rescue 911 and the movie "Godzilla vs Megalon", so in one of my dreams their was kind of epidose of Rescue 911 going on in my mind; it had to deal a miniatize Megalon trapped in a attic on a high-rise building somewhere in Chicago. Firetrucks, ambulance and shit were everywhere in the streets, then suddenly the camera zoom away from the scene all the way up to the sky until you can see the planet earth, then everything went black and I woke up and was really freaked out, couldn't you blame me?... damn.

 

Another one had to deal with me and bulldozers and big cats chasing me down a street and all the way to my grandparent's house where I open the front door, my grandmother told me that I can hide in her basement so the shit can't chase after them, meanwhile the damn things were on here backyard tearing down trees and bushes. So anyhow, when I went the basement, and I realize they were no stairs but a friggin slide to a real-dark dungeon... so I went down and everything went dark and then I woke up.

 

One more had to deal with me in the living room and then looking left the other direction and seeing a tiger coming out of the pantry and my eyes zooming in on it ala the dog and guy humping scene from the Shining... just really weird.

 

So, anybody here got there stories to tell>?

[Nighthawk 0]

One about this board. I dreamed that evenflowddt was a girl and Kotzenjunge was dating him, but flow cheated on him and I had to tell Kotz to save their relationship but I couldn't get to his house because I was stuck in the backyard naked.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

As a kid there was one with Roddy Piper chasing me up and down neverending wooden stairs. Except it wasn't him, it was the action figure.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I carved up an old woman and sold her parts by the side of the highway to passing motorists.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

I guess...

 

Armageddon came around, and God sent the good to heaven and the bad to hell. There were beings more powerful than God, who didn't approve of him sending anyone to hell, so they opted to destroy him and all his creations (us).

[Vern Gagne 0]

I killed Al Gore with a paint scrapper.

[ArkhamGlobe 0]

The only really weird dream I've had that I can vividly remember is from when I was about ten or eleven. It involved some pyramid from outer space rising up from under my school yard, inside were a bunch of androids that looked like Dot Matrix from Spaceballs. Me and some other kid climbed in and somehow got hold of some laser rifles, or something similiar, and defeated the androids. Then I was suddenly transported to some meadow overflowing with flowers, as I was on the way to visit some friends of my family. I got to their house, and walked into their living room, though no one was there, and, I believe, I just sat there and waited until I woke up.

 

I also have a tendency to get attacked by huge, talking fish in my dreams at times.

[Just John 0]

I had a dream where I was going on a date with Victoria (from WWE). We ate at Applebees, then took a school bus to her house, where she said she was having a party. A lot of my friends were there drinking and doing various activities. I had a beer and started to get tipsy, so I stopped drinking and decided to talk to my friends, but they were all doing crazy things. One was passed out, another was drunk and playing X-Box, one was wearing a dress, one kept ranting about how aliens were going to take over the world, etc. So, I went back to chat with Victoria and her friends at about 5:30 a.m. The house was a complete mess, but no one seemed to care until the front door opened, and in came Jonathan Coachman. He screamed "What have you done to my house?!" Victoria and her friends jumped out a window and ran away, while my friends and I helped Coach clean the house because we felt bad for messing up his place.

 

Go figure.

[spiny norman 0]

I dreamt that Transvision Vamp had taken over the earth and I was part of this guerrila squad who were enlisted to infilitrate their moat-surrounded HQ and defeat them and bring an end to their regime.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I had a dream when i was in 3rd grade that it was Halloween, and I was trick-or-treating, and ended up getting chased through the woods by a giant flaming skull. When I woke up I realized I was sitting on the side of the bed, one shoe on and one off, never having actually gotten into bed that night.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I dreamt that Transvision Vamp had taken over the earth and I was part of this guerrila squad who were enlisted to infilitrate their moat-surrounded HQ and defeat them and bring an end to their regime.

DAMN THEM ALL TA HELL!!!!

[Ripper 0]

I get killed everynight in my dreams by another me. There are like dozens of Rippers coming after me and no matter what the dream is about, it is always known by everyone in the dream. It can be a fun family dream, sex dream...any dream, everyone acknowledges that "they" are after me and they eventually kill me. Plus I am quite the raging pussy when it comes to fighting in my dreams and other me usually kick my ass pretty easily.

[Jorge Gorgeous 0]

I swear this dream is true...

 

Theres this column/mesa type thing in hell, it looks like the hell in the Spawn movie. And theres this huge demon up there with this woman, and the woman's head falls back and in white fancy text it said "Merryl Streep in her greatest role ever" and then the demon fucks Merryl Streep to death with his gigantic, sword covered dick.

Weirdest dream of my life.

 

Also, anytime I dream about fist fighting, I feel like I can't punch people. I think its because I try and actually throw punches in my sleep.

[Darthtiki 0]

Being pushed off a building by all the women I've ever had a thing for, all the while as I fall the creschendo from Celine Dion's "It's all coming back to me now". WTF?

[Guest Vitamin X]

The strangest dreams are the ones that blur reality completely, in my opinion. I mean, I've been in dreams and realized that they were dreams, and that's when I have the most fun because I kind of do whatever the hell I want then. It's like I'm God of that domain. But it would rarely happen in a dream where I wake up, take a shower, do my daily things, or something that I thought I was going to do, and have everything happen realistically, then wake up and thought that already all happened.

 

And worst off, I've had times in reality where I thought it was a dream and tried doing whatever the fuck I wanted. I should probably be careful with that, though.

[Richard 0]

The strangest dreams are the ones that blur reality completely, in my opinion. I mean, I've been in dreams and realized that they were dreams, and that's when I have the most fun because I kind of do whatever the hell I want then. It's like I'm God of that domain.

They're called lucid dreams.

[Nighthawk 0]

You can induce that with DXM as well. Very carefully.

[Richard 0]

If you have patience, there are healthier methods.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Like?

 

(I kind of like it, very enjoyable)

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

I just had this dream last night, and it was the freakiest, most real-feeling dream I've ever had, and I am not maknig any of this shit up. Me and Czech, who I've never talked to off the net, went to this one dime's house. He and her were only friends so I don't know if he liked her or not, but I definitely did. I mean, I was like totally in love with her, but now when i recall this dream in my mind she seems kinda nerdy-looking and has wild hair so WTF, right? Well anyways we go to her house, and she's like a multibillionaire, and she has a huge mansion, an aquarium, and a zoo. Anyways, the zoo is like so huge that I only get to see certain portions of it each time we go there, and every day I feel like I'm getting closer and closer to this girl, right? And Czech seems a little oblivious. By the way, I've never actually seen Czech, but he looked like kind of a nerd in this too, but he's always wearing a Cubs hat, which is cool. He also had those glasses with the really thick rims, or frames, or whathave you. Anyways, for some reason the part of this zoo that I remember most were the monkeys, there were lots and lots of monkeys. And she like had a bunch of bodyguards too at her mansion, right? And soemtimes she would ask me to do favors and run errands for her, right? Cuz I think she knew I was like in lov eiwth her. Anyways, at the end of each day, she'd say something like, "tomorrow, I'll show you this animal," like, "tomorrow I'll show you the monkeys." Well anyways one day after watching the monkeys in their big wire cages, she said "Robert, come alone tomorrow, I'll show you the humans." and i was like, wtf? but i didn't say that because I didn't want her to get away from me, right, i mean i like spending time with her, right? So anyways I sneak around afterwards and see all the exhibits because I'm trying to see if she was being serious, and there's like a bunch of naked men with long hair acting just like the monkeys and they weren't talking or anyting, just monkeying around in their cages. And at first I thought, what if this is like some plot where Czech makes friends on the net, invites them to meet dimes, then add them to her zoo collection. But then I thought, well, the men are all naked and she's a hot girl, so even if I do have to get locked up forever, I'll get to strip in front of her first and she'll like feed me too. So I was running over this in my mind, like should i go back or not, and if i don't go back, maybe she'll lock me up when she hadn't intended to originally? And by the way, never once did I consider in my dream of callin ght ecops or freeing the locked-up men because I was just so in love with her. Well, anyways, I was running through the various solutions in my mind, I woke up.

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

*Sigh*

 

A few nights ago I had this long ass dream about being at the trial of Nazi leader Hans Frank....

 

 

It was the year 1939, and Hans Frank was convicted of corruption, but I knew he was not going to be convicted because he was not only the Governor-General of Poland, but also the Minister of Justice for the Third Riech and head of the German Law College. And of course, as I predicted he was accquited. So, everyone went crazy shouting Hans Hans Hans! And I got caught up in the commotion and I did a Nazi salute complete with hand on belt. Then Hans Frank himself came out and the girls went crazy, pouring hot chocolate all over each other. I was amazed that girls were going crazy over a politician and noted that to my cousin who said, "These people may have murdred 11 million people, but at least they teach the youth to appreciate politics. They're not so bad." Then I began to worry about what Nazis were going to do with me since I was black, but to my relief, there were a number of black people in the courtroom as well.

 

Odd dream.

[Guest Joshua A. Norton]

Most of the dreams I can remember involve getting into fist fights in the men's room. Nothing Freudian about that.

[tekcop 0]

...a dream where I wake up, take a shower, do my daily things, or something that I thought I was going to do, and have everything happen realistically, then wake up and thought that already all happened.

I really hate these dreams. I always wake up thinking of the dream as memories from the day before. I don't know how many times I've started talking to people about things I did yesterday only to have them tell me nothing I remember actually happened.

 

As for strange dreams.. I don't really have any but as did a weird recurring dream where, I think, I was in a cave with Zelda from the video game series. We were searching the cave for some treasure. Nothing was ever said, but I could just tell that's what we were looking for. We eventually find a treasure chest and I run over to open it. As soon as the top is lifted I fall to the ground unable to breathe. Then the "camera" of my dream pulls back and I'm lying on my living room floor in front of my SNES gasping for air and calling for help. Used to scare the hell out of me.

[Nighthawk 0]

I had this dream last night where Pink was singing at this club and she was naked, except she was really fat. And everybody was throwing tomatoes and stuff at her and she brought in LL Cool J and LL was like "Ok, everybody stop throwing shit." and he was protecting her. And a few people tried to throw bottles but LL kicked their asses, him and his crew, which was a bunch of Mexican Gangstas. And then Coolio came in and he was like "Enough of this, if we want to throw shit, we're throwing it." and he and LL started fist fighting on stage and I came up and fucked the fat naked Pink except my dick was a broken bottle and I cut her all up. Then we all danced in a shower of blood.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

I have tons of strange dreams. I usually remember 2-5 dreams a night.

 

Anyone else dream that often?

[Cherry Blossom Viscount 0]

I had a dream that the war between Germany and America ended in a stalemate, so we just combined and joined forces against Russia. Also, Hitler became my Godfather, as was customary in my dream. Also, this required him to live to the age of 100. I need to stop reading about Nazis.

[King Kamala 0]

I have tons of strange dreams. I usually remember 2-5 dreams a night.

 

Anyone else dream that often?

me too. I usually have 2 to 3 dreams a night that I can remember the next morning. Thing is I forget most of them by the afternoon.

[iggymcfly 0]

When I was young, I used to play this Red Baron computer game all the time, and I had this dream where I was this celebrated pilot, but after the war was over, the Nazis decided I was useless, and that they should cut up my body for spare parts.

 

Actually, it was part me and part me watching someone else, but either way that dream disturbed the shit out of me for about a week. And thinking back, I think they might have taken my arms and legs first before actually killing me for organs.

[Jericholic82 0]

I had a dream where I was going on a date with Victoria (from WWE). We ate at Applebees, then took a school bus to her house, where she said she was having a party. A lot of my friends were there drinking and doing various activities. I had a beer and started to get tipsy, so I stopped drinking and decided to talk to my friends, but they were all doing crazy things. One was passed out, another was drunk and playing X-Box, one was wearing a dress, one kept ranting about how aliens were going to take over the world, etc. So, I went back to chat with Victoria and her friends at about 5:30 a.m. The house was a complete mess, but no one seemed to care until the front door opened, and in came Jonathan Coachman. He screamed "What have you done to my house?!" Victoria and her friends jumped out a window and ran away, while my friends and I helped Coach clean the house because we felt bad for messing up his place.

 

Go figure.

sounds like a sitcom episode. cool though

[Jericholic82 0]

I had this dream last night where Pink was singing at this club and she was naked, except she was really fat. And everybody was throwing tomatoes and stuff at her and she brought in LL Cool J and LL was like "Ok, everybody stop throwing shit." and he was protecting her. And a few people tried to throw bottles but LL kicked their asses, him and his crew, which was a bunch of Mexican Gangstas. And then Coolio came in and he was like "Enough of this, if we want to throw shit, we're throwing it." and he and LL started fist fighting on stage and I came up and fucked the fat naked Pink except my dick was a broken bottle and I cut her all up. Then we all danced in a shower of blood.

Ok we have a winner