Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted May 11, 2005 I heard Rome harping on this and just couldn't resist.. http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylc=X3oD...ov=ap&type=lgns Airport police find Vikings' Smith with kit to beat drug tests By GREGG AAMOT, Associated Press Writer MINNEAPOLIS (AP) -- Vikings running back Onterrio Smith, who has a history of violating the NFL's substance-abuse policy, was briefly detained by airport police last month after they found an elaborate kit used to beat drug tests. Police at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport questioned Smith on April 21 after a search of his bag discovered vials of white powder, according to a police report. Smith told officers it was dried urine used in conjunction with a device called ``The Original Whizzinator.'' The officer who filed the report wrote that Smith ``told me that it was dried urine for making a clean urine test.'' In addition, he had a bottle of pills labeled ``cleansing formula.'' Smith told police he was taking the vials to his cousin. The police report didn't say where Smith was traveling. The Star Tribune first reported the story Wednesday. ``We will continue to monitor the situation as we would with any other and evaluate it from there,'' coach Mike Tice said in a statement Wednesday. Smith's agent, Douglas Hendrickson, didn't immediately return a message left at his office. NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said league rules state that failing to cooperate with a drug test was the same as failing it, but he wasn't sure whether there was any penalty for possessing a device designed to beat such a test. Smith was suspended last season for four games after testing positive for marijuana. It was his second ``strike'' in the NFL's substance-abuse program. He would earn a yearlong suspension for a third violation. The report filed April 26 says a tube of toothpaste set off an alarm as a bag Smith was carrying was being scanned. Six or seven vials of white powder were discovered in the bag. Smith was detained, questioned and allowed to leave, the report said. In 2000, Smith was kicked out of Tennessee for using marijuana. He finished his college career at Oregon. Smith rushed for 579 yards as a rookie and led the Vikings last season with 544 yards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted May 11, 2005 Weed or millions of dollars.....weed or millions of dollars. Yeah...I see how that would be a tough decision. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted May 11, 2005 Weed or millions of dollars.....weed or millions of dollars. Yeah...I see how that would be a tough decision. "Not at all" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted May 11, 2005 Ain't nothin wrong with smokin weed- unless it kills your chance at an NFL career. This could be a blessing in disguise for Viking fans- Michael Bennett deserves more playing time (as well as more rushes) for the Vikings offense to be effective. Although early reports on Troy Williamson say that he was dropping catches left and right in the post-draft minicamp, but had BLAZING SPEED DOWNFIELD~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooseCannon25 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2005 Anybody who goes to Minnesota is either guaranteed to be a degenerate or injury prone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darthtiki 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2005 This made the front page of the sports section here, since he went to high school in the area (Valley). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2005 Onterrio Smith, Sacramento's finest~! Whooo, Way to Represent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2005 Yes folks, there is a website The WHIZZINATOR© is an easy to conceal, easy to use urinating device with a very realistic prosthetic penis. It has been extensively tested and proven to work under real-life conditions. The WHIZZINATOR© is designed to be comfortably worn as an undergarment for extended periods of time! RE-USABLE! Ew. And our quality production and materials assures you that the WHIZZINATOR© will let it flow, again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it! Greatest product slogan ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted May 13, 2005 Pick up pretty much any marijuana or stoner "culture" magazine like High Times or Cannibs Culture and the like and you'll find an ad for it. Seen it dozens of times, a friend of mine has one actually. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
