I'm so lucky to not be in jail right now

[cynicalprofit 0]

So at 1230 am or so, my local police department busted into my place of residence and used their magical search warrant. They were after alleged stolen furniture. They didn't find any because, well, ya know, THERE WASN'T ANY FUCKING THERE! One of my roomies was being set up by a friend of his. Well ex friend now.

 

What they did find was lots of pot and "bongs". When they left, there was no pot, but all the "bongs" remain and my one roomie went to jail for lying about who he was. Dumb fuck.

 

I hope y'all have a nice day. I have to go to work where I sell "bongs", porno, and get paid to meet porn stars. We're getting that Auruoa Snow girl in like a month. So I hope the rest of my day turns out a tad better and I hope yours does too.

 

Sincerely,

The glad to be free

-CP-

 

(Would a mod fix the spelling in the topic title please. Thank you.)

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

You want a medal?

[Guest BrokenWings]

You want a medal?

Can I have it if he doesn't want it?

[Guest Fook]

Where do you work?

[Carnival 0]

I need your job.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Work, indeed.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Oh not this fucking guy.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Why do you put quotation marks around the word bongs? It's like a health teacher talking.

[geniusMoment 0]

Why do you put quotation marks around the word bongs? It's like a health teacher talking.

Why ask why? Try Bud Dry.

[Guest StylesMark]

Damn...

 

And here I was hoping some of the posters would be getting fucked in their ass today.

[MrRant 0]

Did they shoot you?

[JST 0]

Why do you put quotation marks around the word bongs? It's like a health teacher talking.

Maybe he IS a teacher.

[Guest news_gimmick]

So how did the rest of the day go...

[Guest StylesMark]

So how did the rest of the day go...

Fine, until you cam along. Fatty.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I don't like this StylesMark. At least in my People Who Hate Me Rogue's Gallery (VX and Lushus), they're kinda funny.

[Guest news_gimmick]

So how did the rest of the day go...

Fine, until you cam along. Fatty.

Touching. Now lets let cynicalprofit answer my question.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prick.

[Guest StylesMark]

I'm sorry and I shouldn't make fun of you anymore. You've got enough going against you in life.

[Guest Nater]

You should sell water pipes.

[Art Sandusky 0]

^ Win.

[cynicalprofit 0]

The rest of the day was tiring cause I got no sleep. I used the quotes because legally, no one sells bongs. Bongs are illegal to sell. Water pipes are legal.

 

As for where I work....I'm not telling. But know, you're job is no where as cool as mine. Unless you work with porno, pipes, and sex toys all day long. And get paid in the double digits to do it.

[Carnival 0]

I don't like this StylesMark.

Agreed. That pic of his dad's ass in his avatar grosses me out.

[Black Lushus 0]

I don't like this StylesMark. At least in my People Who Hate Me Rogue's Gallery (VX and Lushus), they're kinda funny.

I don't HATE you, I just question your preferences and references sometimes...

[nl5xsk1 0]

The rest of the day was tiring cause I got no sleep. I used the quotes because legally, no one sells bongs. Bongs are illegal to sell. Water pipes are legal.

 

As for where I work....I'm not telling. But know, you're job is no where as cool as mine. Unless you work with porno, pipes, and sex toys all day long. And get paid in the double digits to do it.

How long have porno stores been selling good paraphenelia? I was killing time because my friend's flight was delayed, so I had an extra hour before picking her up at the airport ... what better way to kill time then wandering around the porno store? And what did I find, but a whole display of good glass. And not just cheesy shit, but chillums and sidecars and whatnot.

[Black Lushus 0]

shit, every shop around here has entire sections dedicated to bongs, pipes and incense (did i spell that right?)...

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

It's funny when people take what CynicalProfit says seriously.

[Guest StylesMark]

I don't like this StylesMark.

Agreed. That pic of his dad's ass in his avatar grosses me out.

Haha...huh...

 

You'll probably never even see an ass like that, much less fuck it, without the exchange of money.

[The Ill One 0]

He works at beaverbong.com

 

Actually probably not but it's the only website I've ever read of that combines toking and porno.

[Carnival 0]

I don't like this StylesMark.

Agreed. That pic of his dad's ass in his avatar grosses me out.

Haha...huh...

 

You'll probably never even see an ass like that, much less fuck it, without the exchange of money.

I would never pay money for man ass.

 

dude i'm just kidding, there was nothing wrong with it.

[Guest StylesMark]

I don't like this StylesMark.

Agreed. That pic of his dad's ass in his avatar grosses me out.

Haha...huh...

 

You'll probably never even see an ass like that, much less fuck it, without the exchange of money.

I would never pay money for man ass.

 

dude i'm just kidding, there was nothing wrong with it.

I know.

[cynicalprofit 0]

It's funny when people take what CynicalProfit says seriously.

It's funny that you added caps to my name...