Promo

[Guest Goodear]

“There are things people don’t know about me.”

 

“They don’t know that I enjoy country music. They don’t know that I go to the opera when I get the chance. They don’t know that I never where a helmet when I go bicycling.”

 

“They don’t know that no one is closer to me in my life than my sister.”

 

“She is.”

 

“I don’t have a wife.”

 

“I don’t have a girlfriend.”

 

“I don’t have a college roommate.”

 

“I have a sister.”

 

“A sister who told me that I could do anything I ever wanted to do.”

 

“A sister that never laughed at my dreams.”

 

“A sister that supported me when I was at most lowest and most vile.”

 

“A sister who told me that I didn’t need to cheat to be a success.”

 

“And now she won’t take my calls…”

 

“She won’t take my calls.”

 

“She won’t take my calls.”

 

“Because of Toxxic.”

 

“Because Toxxic decided that he needed to drive his forehead into the bridge of my sister’s face.”

 

“Because Toxxic decided he could do whatever he wanted.”

 

“But what Toxxic doesn’t know is that Melissa was not just my sister. She is my conscious.”

 

“When I want to cheat against the laws of men, her voice stops me.”

 

“When I want to lie to the face of men, her voice stops me.”

 

“When I want to rend the flesh of men, her voice stops me.”

 

“And I want to do those things very, very often.”

 

“And you silenced her voice, meat.”

 

“So now…”

 

“Now all I have is myself.”

 

“And I am not a nice person Toxxic.”

 

“I am the person that does what he wants.”

 

“When I want to.”

 

“And to whom I want to.”

 

“And I want to do things to you.”

 

“Things that my sister would not allow.”

 

“But she’s not here.”

 

“And YOU ARE.”

 

“You took away my conscious meat.”

 

“The only good thing about me.”

 

“Now I am going to take every piece of you.”

 

“I am going to crush your body.”

 

“I am going to destroy your mind.”

 

“I am going to render your soul.”

 

“So once I am done making you cry…”

 

“I will make you WEEP.”

 

“And no one…”

 

“Not you…”

 

“Not me…”

 

“Can stop it.”

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

A whole promo resulting from something I wrote in a match. I feel so important!

 

It's teh intensity, too.

[JHawk 0]

And the beautiful thing of it is how it brings the character around full circle and builds for tomorrow's main event.

 

I gotta make a point of staying up for the show to be posted now.

[A Happy Medium 0]

Alright...I now expect the best match of this year to go down tomorrow night.

 

INTENSITY~!

 

Toxx's evil act bringing about a domino effect.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Wow, Ejiro bringing the intensity. Awesome. This should be the best World Title Match since...err...well, seemingly forever.

[Toxxic 0]

I'm screwed. Totally. I mean, I knew Ejiro was meant to be intense in the match, but not THIS intense.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, your new champion, Ejiro Fasaki.

 

Nice promo though. (Y)

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Kick ass!

 

And this, boys and girls, is why many of us predicted that Ejiro would be running the fed by now... That was, of course, before he took over a year off...

[muzz 0]

This promo was overrated.

[A Happy Medium 0]

Maybe, Muzz....but it does lead in to the main event pretty well.

[Ace309 0]

This promo was underrated.

[A Happy Medium 0]

This promo is just right.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

This promo was underrated.

And you thought that all he could do was make fun of Fugue...

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

This promo was outerrated

[muzz 0]

Tom is overrated.