Twisted Intestine Posted December 18, 2007 Report Posted December 18, 2007 I came to post here, so that I wouldn't waste my 900th post in the RAW thread. Stay tuned for post number 1000!
CanadianGuitarist Posted December 20, 2007 Report Posted December 20, 2007 I often briefly mistake PLAGARISM! for a new Czech name. Also, I'm due for a new avatar - thoughts?
Red Baron Posted December 20, 2007 Report Posted December 20, 2007 Put in a Tiger Avatar. He's gonna dominate the 08 season.
treble Posted December 20, 2007 Report Posted December 20, 2007 My car is practically buried in snow right now. Every time the plow has come by in the past few days, I've been at home, but the spots around mine have been empty, so it's got piles about a foot high on either side. Not to mention however much snow is piled up behind it. Looking at it through the window right now, I can barely see the front wheel.
Copper Feel Posted December 20, 2007 Report Posted December 20, 2007 I went to my college's winter ball yesterday and impressed everybody with my dancing skills. I have another party to go to tommorow, but the downside is that my left foot is now in a mind numbing degree of pain. No more wild hip thrusting and crazy foot patterns for me. I think the injury itself was inccured when I collided with another boy whilst moshing. "Okay man, I'll buy Blue WKD for you, but the people at the bar might think I'm buying for an underage girl, so don't be suprised if I don't come back" - Some Scottish dude.
Obi Chris Kenobi Posted December 20, 2007 Report Posted December 20, 2007 I went to my college's winter ball yesterday and impressed everybody with my dancing skills. I have another party to go to tommorow, but the downside is that my left foot is now in a mind numbing degree of pain. No more wild hip thrusting and crazy foot patterns for me. I think the injury itself was inccured when I collided with another boy whilst moshing. "Okay man, I'll buy Blue WKD for you, but the people at the bar might think I'm buying for an underage girl, so don't be suprised if I don't come back" - Some Scottish dude. I thought only gay guys could dance? I need youtube video of claimed fame.
Nighthawk Posted December 20, 2007 Report Posted December 20, 2007 I can dance... Then again I can also blow a guy.
At Home Posted December 20, 2007 Report Posted December 20, 2007 I can dance... Then again I can also blow a guy. We all got it in us.
Copper Feel Posted December 21, 2007 Report Posted December 21, 2007 Chris has failed to take my African heritage into account.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted December 21, 2007 Report Posted December 21, 2007 So those suicide booths should be coming out some time next year, right?
Smartly Pretty Posted December 22, 2007 Report Posted December 22, 2007 Know what's really funny? facebook groups with the intention of being gigantic that amount to no members. I wanted to see if there was a group for Darko Milicic's "I will also fuck his daughter" rant, and along the way came across "1,000,000 Grizzlies fans", a group that falls short of its goal by 999,993 people.
Kinetic Posted December 22, 2007 Report Posted December 22, 2007 My new upstairs neighbors have a loud party every night of the week. They're having one right now. It seems to be 80s themed. It sounds like this: stompstompstomphahahaomigodcrashflockofseagulls Every night of the week.
Sideburnious Posted December 22, 2007 Report Posted December 22, 2007 You'll know something terrible has happend the night you don't here stompstompstomphahahaomigoddevo
CanadianGuitarist Posted December 22, 2007 Report Posted December 22, 2007 My car is practically buried in snow right now. Every time the plow has come by in the past few days, I've been at home, but the spots around mine have been empty, so it's got piles about a foot high on either side. Not to mention however much snow is piled up behind it. Looking at it through the window right now, I can barely see the front wheel. I read this as "My cat is buried in snow"
Nighthawk Posted December 22, 2007 Report Posted December 22, 2007 Man, after waking up at about 4:30 (it's now quarter to 6, local time), I took 8 Tylenol PMs and washed them down with vodka. That's supposed to kill you, I know... but I gotta get some sleep. It's ok, I've done thousands of things which have the potential to kill you before, and I'm still here. But if I never show up again, you know what happened.
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted December 22, 2007 Report Posted December 22, 2007 My new upstairs neighbors have a loud party every night of the week. They're having one right now. It seems to be 80s themed. It sounds like this: stompstompstomphahahaomigodcrashflockofseagulls Every night of the week. I lived underneath some rugby people and above some Dance Dance Revolution dweebs. Loudest apartment building ever.
CanadianGuitarist Posted December 22, 2007 Report Posted December 22, 2007 Man, after waking up at about 4:30 (it's now quarter to 6, local time), I took 8 Tylenol PMs and washed them down with vodka. That's supposed to kill you, I know... but I gotta get some sleep. It's ok, I've done thousands of things which have the potential to kill you before, and I'm still here. But if I never show up again, you know what happened. Old wive's tale. I've been having a beer and four Advil after anything strenous for as long as I can remember.
PLAGIARISM! Posted December 23, 2007 Report Posted December 23, 2007 I often briefly mistake PLAGARISM! for a new Czech name. Ouch.
Guest My Pal, the Tortoise Posted December 23, 2007 Report Posted December 23, 2007 I need a new name. I love my Fellers, but th cutoff makes it "My Pal, the Tort," and I don't think Slayer and King Kamala Classic have a legal concept for a friend!
Red Baron Posted December 23, 2007 Report Posted December 23, 2007 So those suicide booths should be coming out some time next year, right? I'm sure there are some casino's that have them.
Kinetic Posted December 26, 2007 Report Posted December 26, 2007 I had dream last night in which I was involved in a threesome with two girls who were not quite barely legal. It wasn't really a sex dream, because I was paranoid about getting caught for the entirety. What's going on in my head? Should I just go ahead and turn myself in to Chris Hanson?
Nighthawk Posted December 26, 2007 Report Posted December 26, 2007 Chris Hansen is not the dream police. If he were, I'd have been executed long ago.
King Kamala Posted December 26, 2007 Report Posted December 26, 2007 The Dream Police, they live inside of my head!
King Kamala Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 I had a dream the other night where me andr Jake Roberts ran a wrestling school. He was the trainer and I took care of the financial stuff. It was weird
BUTT Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 Oh my God, Matt Young smokes weed. He's so cool!
Nighthawk Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 I often tell potheads to "smoke some fucking crack, you pussy". See, it is a gateway drug.
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