Comments which don't warrant a thread.

[Art Sandusky 0]

No wonder Leena keeps stealing accounts. All you fucking shit-for-brains TSMers really do have "password" as your password.

No one'll ever guess mine. You've pretty much gotta know it.

[Slayer 0]

So how do you log in?

[King Kamala 0]

I was going to make a light hearted, jokey Facebook note about Martin Luther King Day and somehow whilst looking for potential material, accidentally ended up on a white supremacist site. Ending up on that type of site on this day is going to give me white guilt to last the whole year round . KOAB (or EHME or Black Lushus or any of TSM's many great African American/Canadian members), please tell me I'm not a racist!

[Nighthawk 0]

I forgot it was Buckwheat's birthday today.

[King Kamala 0]

Ugh, aforementioned white guilt led me to drink a lot of PBR and Crystal Light and Vodka (WTF kind of friend has Crystal Light as chaser?). My chest hurts. I feel like I'm dying. God bless Dr. King.

[King Kamala 0]

Lordy begordy- I feel like I'm having a heart attack. I feel like I'm having a heart attack.

 

Oh god- the wrong King is drunk posting at the wrong time (Monday night?)

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

Kamala is KOABoarding hard.

[bob_barron 0]

I don't get why we get a day off for being mean to black people

[King Kamala 0]

I'm sorry, Cheech. I'm sorry everybody. First night of the spring semester. Vodka and Crystal Light....wtf was my buddy thinking? WTF was I thinking? Terrible chaser. Especially since the last one was grapefruit! Yeck! KOABoarding hard indeed.

[King Kamala 0]

bob_barron is a hero to most but he never meant shit to me you see. Straight out racist that sucker was. Motherfuck him and John Wayne.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

King Kamala looking for that Poster of the Year crown in 2009!

[King Kamala 0]

Sorry I sent you that drunken PM, Cheech. Not sure what I even said but I'm 75% sure I sent you something. Clearly, I'm not the intoxicated poster that KOAB is. But cut me some slack, I've only been drinking about six months or so.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

Sorry I sent you that drunken PM, Cheech. Not sure what I even said but I'm 75% sure I sent you something. Clearly, I'm not the intoxicated poster that KOAB is. But cut me some slack, I've only been drinking about six months or so.

Thankfully it wasn't a picture of your dick. Or was that a picture of your dick?!

[King Kamala 0]

I don't have a picture of my dick saved on my computer...or do I?

[The Niggardly King 0]

youre doing it wrong, pussy

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

KKC likes to board hard at a .08 BAC; KOAB doesn't even turn on his computer unless he's hit .15.

[King Kamala 0]

youre doing it wrong, pussy

 

 

 

 

I'm too much of a stickler for spelling to accomplish transcendent drunken posting. I should just give up now and look at internet porn!

[King Kamala 0]

Can't say I won't look back on this night with anything but embarrassment. I randomly called out Sensei John Kreese via PM and very nearly called out Marvinisalunatic by sending him a PM entitled "HEY BALDY!" before common sense prevailed.

[The Niggardly King 0]

For failing to live up to your drunken posting standards. I hope you forgive me. You are the true King of TSM (Fuck 909)

[King Kamala 0]

That PM was supposed to be between us, KOAB, SUPPOSED TO BE BETWEEN JUST YOU AND ME! I should just quit posting now and drink some hot tea or something. My throat hurts from singing "Help Me Rhonda" at the top of my lungs an hour or two ago.

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

I don't get why we get a day off for being mean to black people

 

Should've killed 4 more and took the whole week off!

[Twisted Intestine 0]

I thought I saw Night Hawk sitting in the window of a coffee shop today. I had to look twice, only this guy had a big beard.

[Guest]

That PM was supposed to be between us, KOAB, SUPPOSED TO BE BETWEEN JUST YOU AND ME! I should just quit posting now and drink some hot tea or something. My throat hurts from singing "Help Me Rhonda" at the top of my lungs an hour or two ago.

I'm hurt.

 

[King Kamala 0]

Forgive me, King. That remark was made purely in jest.

[Guest]

I was just messing around. I knew you were joking.

[Black Lushus 0]

Whenever I hear "Help Me Rhonda", it reminds me of Short Circuit 2.

[Copper Feel 0]

Went back to the same spot my mate got mugged at in a group of ten, but unfortunately that kid didn't show his face this time around. Conversely, I am lean as fuck right now and challenge Kamala to an altered mind-state fight.

[King Kamala 0]

I'm sober right now (I got celebratory a night early) but I'll still take you on, limey.

[PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0]

It came down to £100.

[Obi Chris Kenobi 0]

http://www.internetmoodreport.com/author/chriswok/622/9256

 

What the fuck is this shit? Does this website trawl the internet, looking for people's forum posts and rates their mood? The fuck? Fucking internet psychologist stalker bot.