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As some of you are aware, I've been struggling with an illness for the last 18 months. I had begun to fear that modern medical science could not help me and that I was doomed to suffer for the duration of my tragically short life. But tonight I read an article that gave me hope. I'm now convinced that I have what's known as Leaky Gut Syndrome. That means that I have a leaky gut. Good news, huh? I thought I had cancer or something.

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Google was telling me what my most recent searches have been. These are today's Google searches:

 

Billy Carter

facebook

"richard nixon"

dietetic

bumwine

damon dash

Jeff Hardy

bankofamerica

Adolf Hitler

Cookie Monster

"shooting up"

lamb

clit

incestgrrl

Far Beyond Driven

"teen angel" lyrics

Hiroyuki Sanada

Crack Lip

Tex Watson

Cookie Mueller

"every day I polish my revolver"

projectplaylist

red vic movie house

Monica Lewinsky

Glen Benton

mapquest

Mike Jones

bloodshed

ski lodge

fat mike

Kenny G

roseanne barr

"citrus zester"

Bea Arthur

ann coulter

t-mobile

"gayest 10 year old ever"

Elle Fanning

spider loc

 

So apparently that's what was on my mind today.

 

 

 

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Do you eat much citrus zest? Seems to me it's pesticide shavings.

Guest Tzar Lysergic
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. How in the hell did you run across that?

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"gayest 10 year old ever"

 

You had to be searching for this kid.

 

 

That is disturbing far beyond a level that mere words are capable of expressing.

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It's the very outer layer of citrus fruit, the colorful part, not the white part underneath.

 

It's used in fairly advanced culinary applications, so the usual amount would relate to the frequency with which you dine at higher end restaurants, dinner parties and such. I don't have a stock of the stuff at home or anything.

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Also, I was just thinking about how I dislike the term "baby bump" to refer to an emerging pregnant belly. It sounds like either a wrestling finisher or the title of a kiddy porn.

 

Actually, there's a couple wrestling finishers which also sound like kiddy porns. Buggy Bang? Or how about the Last Ride? Yuck!

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Also, I was just thinking about how I dislike the term "baby bump" to refer to an emerging pregnant belly. It sounds like either a wrestling finisher or the title of a kiddy porn.

 

Actually, there's a couple wrestling finishers which also sound like kiddy porns. Buggy Bang? Or how about the Last Ride? Yuck!

I don't think child porn has titles ... I'd presume that they put too much money into the production & sound to have much left over for opening credits.

 

Just a guess, though, not even an educated one.

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Can Marvin just go ahead and succumb to his terminal illness? Guy's killing me with his Glenn Beck horseshit up in CE.

I'm just waiting for a Marvin vs. Narcolectic Jumper cripple fight. Such a thing would make me laugh for days.

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Citrus zest isn't that fancy. It's peel.

 

Many fancy foods aren't really. It's like what they do to black people, but in reverse.

 

Black people will eat pig's feet. You can't call them hot steppers or something? Or a pig ear. Can't you call them listeners?

 

But you eat peel, you call it zest.

 

 

And kiddy porn does have titles, sometimes, but often when it's written erotica. I swear to god: I once saw a preteen impregnation story written by a guy calling himself Ol' Dirty Bastard, called "Return to the Dirty Sex Chambers: The Dirty Version".

 

See, it doesn't automatically make you think of kiddy porn. I gotta steal that shit for my own porn productions.

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Almost every time I come into this thread with a random comment, I feel like I shouldn't post it, because there's some discussion going on, inspired by someone else's comment, that's infinitely more interesting than what I had to say.

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Citrus zest isn't that fancy. It's peel.

 

Many fancy foods aren't really. It's like what they do to black people, but in reverse.

 

Black people will eat pig's feet. You can't call them hot steppers or something? Or a pig ear. Can't you call them listeners?

 

But you eat peel, you call it zest.

 

 

And kiddy porn does have titles, sometimes, but often when it's written erotica. I swear to god: I once saw a preteen impregnation story written by a guy calling himself Ol' Dirty Bastard, called "Return to the Dirty Sex Chambers: The Dirty Version".

 

See, it doesn't automatically make you think of kiddy porn. I gotta steal that shit for my own porn productions.

 

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I had an desire to respond to that thread with *unzips pants*, but when I saw that you, Jon, probably the biggest asshole here, didn't make a joke, I decided it would just be too far.

 

I was pleased to see that Leena actually did post that, though, only for it to be deleted. Seeing that was the first benefit of my new modship.

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