Copper Feel Posted January 19, 2008 Report Posted January 19, 2008 Today, when eating at my town's Indian restaurant, I spotted our local BNP leader. I just thought I would share that.
Nighthawk Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 You problay have aids, fag. Must have picked it up from your mom. But actually a bleeding nipple is more likely a sign of breast cancer.
Kinetic Posted January 26, 2008 Report Posted January 26, 2008 As some of you are aware, I've been struggling with an illness for the last 18 months. I had begun to fear that modern medical science could not help me and that I was doomed to suffer for the duration of my tragically short life. But tonight I read an article that gave me hope. I'm now convinced that I have what's known as Leaky Gut Syndrome. That means that I have a leaky gut. Good news, huh? I thought I had cancer or something.
Slayer Posted January 26, 2008 Report Posted January 26, 2008 Do you leave a trail everywhere you go?
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted January 26, 2008 Report Posted January 26, 2008 Just hope it isn't Crohn's.
Kinetic Posted January 26, 2008 Report Posted January 26, 2008 Do you leave a trail everywhere you go? No, you're thinking of Leaky BUTT Syndrome. The website says that's a common mistake.
Nighthawk Posted January 30, 2008 Report Posted January 30, 2008 Google was telling me what my most recent searches have been. These are today's Google searches: Billy Carter facebook "richard nixon" dietetic bumwine damon dash Jeff Hardy bankofamerica Adolf Hitler Cookie Monster "shooting up" lamb clit incestgrrl Far Beyond Driven "teen angel" lyrics Hiroyuki Sanada Crack Lip Tex Watson Cookie Mueller "every day I polish my revolver" projectplaylist red vic movie house Monica Lewinsky Glen Benton mapquest Mike Jones bloodshed ski lodge fat mike Kenny G roseanne barr "citrus zester" Bea Arthur ann coulter t-mobile "gayest 10 year old ever" Elle Fanning spider loc So apparently that's what was on my mind today.
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted January 30, 2008 Report Posted January 30, 2008 Do you eat much citrus zest? Seems to me it's pesticide shavings.
Big Ol' Smitty Posted January 30, 2008 Report Posted January 30, 2008 "gayest 10 year old ever" You had to be searching for this kid.
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted January 30, 2008 Report Posted January 30, 2008 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. How in the hell did you run across that?
Ripper Posted January 30, 2008 Report Posted January 30, 2008 "Elle Fanning" I just saw her in a movie yesterday. Thats all I got.
Vyce Posted January 30, 2008 Report Posted January 30, 2008 "gayest 10 year old ever" You had to be searching for this kid. That is disturbing far beyond a level that mere words are capable of expressing.
Retard Girl Posted January 30, 2008 Report Posted January 30, 2008 "gayest 10 year old ever" You had to be searching for this kid. like a pedo buffet.
Nighthawk Posted January 31, 2008 Report Posted January 31, 2008 Yep, that's what I was searching for. And not an unusual amount of citrus zest, no.
CheesalaIsGood Posted January 31, 2008 Report Posted January 31, 2008 Yep, that's what I was searching for. And not an unusual amount of citrus zest, no. What is the USUAL amount of citrus zest? Oh and while I'm asking questions... and what is citrus zest?
Nighthawk Posted January 31, 2008 Report Posted January 31, 2008 It's the very outer layer of citrus fruit, the colorful part, not the white part underneath. It's used in fairly advanced culinary applications, so the usual amount would relate to the frequency with which you dine at higher end restaurants, dinner parties and such. I don't have a stock of the stuff at home or anything.
Nighthawk Posted January 31, 2008 Report Posted January 31, 2008 Also, I was just thinking about how I dislike the term "baby bump" to refer to an emerging pregnant belly. It sounds like either a wrestling finisher or the title of a kiddy porn. Actually, there's a couple wrestling finishers which also sound like kiddy porns. Buggy Bang? Or how about the Last Ride? Yuck!
Kinetic Posted February 1, 2008 Report Posted February 1, 2008 Can Marvin just go ahead and succumb to his terminal illness? Guy's killing me with his Glenn Beck horseshit up in CE.
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted February 1, 2008 Report Posted February 1, 2008 Citrus zest isn't that fancy. It's peel.
nl5xsk1 Posted February 1, 2008 Report Posted February 1, 2008 Also, I was just thinking about how I dislike the term "baby bump" to refer to an emerging pregnant belly. It sounds like either a wrestling finisher or the title of a kiddy porn. Actually, there's a couple wrestling finishers which also sound like kiddy porns. Buggy Bang? Or how about the Last Ride? Yuck! I don't think child porn has titles ... I'd presume that they put too much money into the production & sound to have much left over for opening credits. Just a guess, though, not even an educated one.
Jingus Posted February 1, 2008 Report Posted February 1, 2008 Can Marvin just go ahead and succumb to his terminal illness? Guy's killing me with his Glenn Beck horseshit up in CE. I'm just waiting for a Marvin vs. Narcolectic Jumper cripple fight. Such a thing would make me laugh for days.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted February 1, 2008 Report Posted February 1, 2008 You problay have aids, fag. Must have picked it up from your mom. But actually a bleeding nipple is more likely a sign of breast cancer. Ahahahaha I remember when Ryan O'Riley had breast cancer...
Nighthawk Posted February 2, 2008 Report Posted February 2, 2008 Citrus zest isn't that fancy. It's peel. Many fancy foods aren't really. It's like what they do to black people, but in reverse. Black people will eat pig's feet. You can't call them hot steppers or something? Or a pig ear. Can't you call them listeners? But you eat peel, you call it zest. And kiddy porn does have titles, sometimes, but often when it's written erotica. I swear to god: I once saw a preteen impregnation story written by a guy calling himself Ol' Dirty Bastard, called "Return to the Dirty Sex Chambers: The Dirty Version". See, it doesn't automatically make you think of kiddy porn. I gotta steal that shit for my own porn productions.
Hoff Posted February 2, 2008 Report Posted February 2, 2008 Almost every time I come into this thread with a random comment, I feel like I shouldn't post it, because there's some discussion going on, inspired by someone else's comment, that's infinitely more interesting than what I had to say.
justsoyouknow Posted February 5, 2008 Report Posted February 5, 2008 I fucked a 26 year old Native American a couple of nights ago. I was confused if I should pay her in wampum.
At Home Posted February 7, 2008 Report Posted February 7, 2008 Citrus zest isn't that fancy. It's peel. Many fancy foods aren't really. It's like what they do to black people, but in reverse. Black people will eat pig's feet. You can't call them hot steppers or something? Or a pig ear. Can't you call them listeners? But you eat peel, you call it zest. And kiddy porn does have titles, sometimes, but often when it's written erotica. I swear to god: I once saw a preteen impregnation story written by a guy calling himself Ol' Dirty Bastard, called "Return to the Dirty Sex Chambers: The Dirty Version". See, it doesn't automatically make you think of kiddy porn. I gotta steal that shit for my own porn productions. ...
justsoyouknow Posted February 10, 2008 Report Posted February 10, 2008 I was going to ask if anyone had picked franchise632's sister in the TSM Death Pool, then thought perhaps that would be callous.
Nighthawk Posted February 10, 2008 Report Posted February 10, 2008 I had an desire to respond to that thread with *unzips pants*, but when I saw that you, Jon, probably the biggest asshole here, didn't make a joke, I decided it would just be too far. I was pleased to see that Leena actually did post that, though, only for it to be deleted. Seeing that was the first benefit of my new modship.
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