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the tap water at my parent's house used to be awesome, to the point where i would bring home gallons of it, because it tasted better than the ghetto water here (though i have come to like the texture of Haverhill water). but they (the town) added some weird chemicals and shit to the water, and now it has this horrid aftertaste, which apparently only i noticed. or maybe because i was the only one to regularly drink water there. water is good for you, mang. i have an empty half gallon juice bottle i fill at least once, sometimes twice, a day. and i'm still fat. oh well.

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what is that with people.

 

"i won't drink water"

 

70-80% of one's body is water. you need it to survive.

 

what, are people too good for water? gracious. it's not anyone in paticular i rant to about this. people will drink all kinds of chemical-y things but not water. i *do* drink other things occasionally. milk, coffee, OJ, soda sometimes. but water is the first thing i reach for.

 

even worse are the people who are too good for tap water and buy it in bottles. fuck you, i'm not paying for water when it falls from the sky for free.

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water has a flavour. it tastes like... water.

 

drinking for pleasure = Jagermeister. mmmm like the bastard child of licorice and caugh syrup.

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Don't get me started on drinking cough syrup...

 

I try to stay away from the hard liquor, though. Beer and Night Train for me. Unless I want to start trouble, then I drink Rageohol (Jim Beam and Rockstar).

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i'm not a troublestarter in general. if anything, drinking makes me sleepy, and that's no fun. i stay away from beerish drinks because it takes too many of the fuckers to get me drunk... then my stomach hurts from being overfilled with piss-like sudsiness. liquor is quicker.

 

and i'd rather smoke pot anyway. pot makes me hyper.

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I've been considering doing coke once in a while. I found out the new girl does it sometimes, and I found it kinda sexy, and got the desire to snort it off of her ass.

 

Coke is fun, but definitely something to do rarely. It's very 80s.

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i wouldn't touch cocaine. or most drugs really. they scare me. i've done my experimentation with a few substances... acid and 'shrooms (nothing special) and a few isolated instances of opiates (nice but not a habit i want to get into). just some pot for me, thx. kinda wish i had some right now.

 

also, my roomate and his gf are fucking in the next room. she's a groaner, i should record it XD

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Same here! To Milky's drugs and Taiga's water.

 

and also,

 

You walk into a Starbucks. Order your latte. While you wait, you hear a song wafting from the loudspeakers. You love it. So you get out your iPod touch and buy it over Wi-Fi. Just like that. The iTunes Wi-Fi Music Store on iPod touch tells you what's playing in select Starbucks and lets you buy it along with other featured Starbucks content. So you can sip, shop, and listen

 

I want one that lets me buy Wal~Mart music.

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So the Gulag sucks. Nothing like I imagined. No vile, persona non grata types allowed back in to interact with each other, which for me, was the appeal and reason for being in the first place. Every banned person should be allowed. It isn't like they would be able to post on the rest of the board, so fuck it, let them back in if they want. No one allowed in to poke and/or coddle the detainees. She's entertaining, sure, but it's basically been Leena talking to herself and a select few mods, which gets boring. Zero punishments have been enforced because of people bitching about being thrown in for anywhere from a few hours to a couple of days, which is nothing. Somehow establish that it's by no means permanent like a ban and more of a time out for them to reflect on whatever it was they did that was stupid or wrong or to flip out regardless for our amusement. Oh and even with the Gulag we still ban people regardless, further defeating the purpose.

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what is that with people.

 

"i won't drink water"

 

He didn't say he wouldn't drink water, he said that didn't like to.

 

And I'm in the same boat as Captain Name Change. Water has a weird taste and I don't like it. Now put some orange juice in there or something like that and now we have a taste. Water on it's own is pretty vile.

 

The only time I will drink water on it's own is if I am down the gym.

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For a true slut, it's all mental.

 

Approved.

 

As for the "Top Ten Pornstars" part, I could probably only name two (women) off the top of my head... Anastasia Blue (always stuck in my head) and... Gianna Michaels. First becasue if I wanted a super slut as a girlfriend, I'd want her to look like Gianna. Second - Michaels = wrestling reference. I can remember things better if they relate to two or more things.

 

Men? Peter North, Ron Jeremy.... and we're done as well. Who knows pornstars?

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I expect it to stay standing as a lasting memorial to Leena and the unjust abuses suffered by others. Maybe we can eventually throw in someone else for a day or so only for them to Matt Young their way out of it.

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I expect it to stay standing as a lasting memorial to Leena and the unjust abuses suffered by others. Maybe we can eventually throw in Matt Young.

Better.

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I expect it to stay standing as a lasting memorial to Leena and the unjust abuses suffered by others. Maybe we can eventually throw in someone else for a day or so only for them to Matt Young their way out of it.

 

 

Are you volunteering?

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He's going to stay in there until I think he's going to stop acting like a retard. If he acts retarded to the point where someone on staff wants to send him in there again, guess what.

 

he gone

 

There's no waiting it out this time.

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