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Guest FELX and GRUNT AND TAUNTY
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I do not have a telephone. Cell or land line

Guest Vitamin X
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How the fuck do you communicate outside the internet when you're not face to face then? Smoke signals? Or do you just not bother?

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Nah, he just sticks his head out the window and yells.

 

EXACT quote from a law seminar a buddy of mine conducted in Grade 12. We were assigned "Hi-Tech Crime". Neither of us knew anything about it. Neither of us bothered to learn. Our seminar consisted of the George Peterson clip from Ferris Bueller, and this:

 

"It used to be that yelling was the only way to communicate across far distances. But with the Internet, there's far fewer sore throats."

 

As was marked on our 30/100: "The Ferris clip was entertaining, but not really hi-tech crime. I hope you do a lot better on this project next year."

 

 

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I just got a pm saying that KANERULESFAN added me to his friends list.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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What's going on with your new avatar, Gene? It doesn't seem "you" somehow.

 

As much as I've been working, I assure you, the strung out Peter Lorre is me all over.

 

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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How the fuck do you communicate outside the internet when you're not face to face then? Smoke signals? llOr do you just not bother?

 

That. That and yelling out my window. If it's that damn important, they can drive over and hope I'm hope and awake.

 

 

 

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I'm not posting in the wrestling forums, because after Loss yelled at me, I don't want to offend them, but I was curious about bloodborne pathogens.

 

But seriously, when you combine A) life on the road, with B) ring rats, and C) rolling around with open wounds... has this not been an issue? It seems like this is even riskier than being in porn.

 

I'm just curious whether there has ever been a scare/issue with this.

 

(I'm also aware that since the only wrestling I watch is death matches, this probably seems much riskier to me than it really is... but still, shouldn't all deathmatch wrestlers have AIDS by now?)

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I'm glad you asked!

 

In 2005, Undertaker threw a big fit because he was working with Cowboy Bob Orton - who forgot to mention he had hepatitis - and got some of his blood on him. Everything worked out, but ol Bob was sent home.

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Well good. That's amazingly irresponsible.

 

That's partially the standard I use for holding the wrestling business as hovering between porn and whoring in the respectability department. I was like "Well, what could be more dangerous and crazy than having sex with people on film for money?" but they've been watching their Ps and Qs a bit more on that, and then I'm like "Well... jumping into a circus net of barbed wire, rolling around in thumbtacks and being hit over the head with light tubes... with a guy you know essentially nothing about." ... that's gotta be worse.

 

It's like that scene with Tyler and Lou in Fight Club where Tyler's like "You don't know where I've been!" except in this scenario... well, no, it's actually exactly the same as that. You really don't know where he's been.

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some deathmatch guys won't get in the ring with other deathmatch guys that have not been tested. Thumbtack Jack is one that is adement about this.

 

they should be more worried about staph infections and the like from improperly cleaned canvas and such. there's a better chance of those types of infections.

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