Art Sandusky Posted January 17, 2009 Report Posted January 17, 2009 No wonder Leena keeps stealing accounts. All you fucking shit-for-brains TSMers really do have "password" as your password. No one'll ever guess mine. You've pretty much gotta know it.
King Kamala Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 I was going to make a light hearted, jokey Facebook note about Martin Luther King Day and somehow whilst looking for potential material, accidentally ended up on a white supremacist site. Ending up on that type of site on this day is going to give me white guilt to last the whole year round . KOAB (or EHME or Black Lushus or any of TSM's many great African American/Canadian members), please tell me I'm not a racist!
Nighthawk Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 I forgot it was Buckwheat's birthday today.
King Kamala Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 Ugh, aforementioned white guilt led me to drink a lot of PBR and Crystal Light and Vodka (WTF kind of friend has Crystal Light as chaser?). My chest hurts. I feel like I'm dying. God bless Dr. King.
King Kamala Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 Lordy begordy- I feel like I'm having a heart attack. I feel like I'm having a heart attack. Oh god- the wrong King is drunk posting at the wrong time (Monday night?)
bob_barron Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 I don't get why we get a day off for being mean to black people
King Kamala Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 I'm sorry, Cheech. I'm sorry everybody. First night of the spring semester. Vodka and Crystal Light....wtf was my buddy thinking? WTF was I thinking? Terrible chaser. Especially since the last one was grapefruit! Yeck! KOABoarding hard indeed.
King Kamala Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 bob_barron is a hero to most but he never meant shit to me you see. Straight out racist that sucker was. Motherfuck him and John Wayne.
Cheech Tremendous Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 King Kamala looking for that Poster of the Year crown in 2009!
King Kamala Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 Sorry I sent you that drunken PM, Cheech. Not sure what I even said but I'm 75% sure I sent you something. Clearly, I'm not the intoxicated poster that KOAB is. But cut me some slack, I've only been drinking about six months or so.
Cheech Tremendous Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 Sorry I sent you that drunken PM, Cheech. Not sure what I even said but I'm 75% sure I sent you something. Clearly, I'm not the intoxicated poster that KOAB is. But cut me some slack, I've only been drinking about six months or so. Thankfully it wasn't a picture of your dick. Or was that a picture of your dick?!
King Kamala Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 I don't have a picture of my dick saved on my computer...or do I?
The Niggardly King Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 youre doing it wrong, pussy
Cheech Tremendous Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 KKC likes to board hard at a .08 BAC; KOAB doesn't even turn on his computer unless he's hit .15.
King Kamala Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 youre doing it wrong, pussy I'm too much of a stickler for spelling to accomplish transcendent drunken posting. I should just give up now and look at internet porn!
King Kamala Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 Can't say I won't look back on this night with anything but embarrassment. I randomly called out Sensei John Kreese via PM and very nearly called out Marvinisalunatic by sending him a PM entitled "HEY BALDY!" before common sense prevailed.
The Niggardly King Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 For failing to live up to your drunken posting standards. I hope you forgive me. You are the true King of TSM (Fuck 909)
King Kamala Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 That PM was supposed to be between us, KOAB, SUPPOSED TO BE BETWEEN JUST YOU AND ME! I should just quit posting now and drink some hot tea or something. My throat hurts from singing "Help Me Rhonda" at the top of my lungs an hour or two ago.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 I don't get why we get a day off for being mean to black people Should've killed 4 more and took the whole week off!
Twisted Intestine Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 I thought I saw Night Hawk sitting in the window of a coffee shop today. I had to look twice, only this guy had a big beard.
Guest Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 That PM was supposed to be between us, KOAB, SUPPOSED TO BE BETWEEN JUST YOU AND ME! I should just quit posting now and drink some hot tea or something. My throat hurts from singing "Help Me Rhonda" at the top of my lungs an hour or two ago. I'm hurt.
King Kamala Posted January 20, 2009 Report Posted January 20, 2009 Forgive me, King. That remark was made purely in jest.
Guest Posted January 21, 2009 Report Posted January 21, 2009 I was just messing around. I knew you were joking.
Black Lushus Posted January 21, 2009 Report Posted January 21, 2009 Whenever I hear "Help Me Rhonda", it reminds me of Short Circuit 2.
Copper Feel Posted January 21, 2009 Report Posted January 21, 2009 Went back to the same spot my mate got mugged at in a group of ten, but unfortunately that kid didn't show his face this time around. Conversely, I am lean as fuck right now and challenge Kamala to an altered mind-state fight.
King Kamala Posted January 21, 2009 Report Posted January 21, 2009 I'm sober right now (I got celebratory a night early) but I'll still take you on, limey.
Obi Chris Kenobi Posted January 22, 2009 Report Posted January 22, 2009 http://www.internetmoodreport.com/author/chriswok/622/9256 What the fuck is this shit? Does this website trawl the internet, looking for people's forum posts and rates their mood? The fuck? Fucking internet psychologist stalker bot.
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