The OAO RAW Thread - 5/23/05

[Gary Floyd]

As much as I dig Vis's character, I don't want to see this...

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Red satin boxers? At least it's not tighty whities.

[AndrewTS]

Kane needs to end this promo with a nice long "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

I'm surprised WWE hasn't already attempted to cash in on Episode III.

Well, thankfully Jericho isn't a face.

 

*shudders at WWE's attempt to cash in on Planet of the Apes*

[Exslade ZX]

Wheres the Evil FCC man when you need him?

He just came out.

[razazteca]

Hey its Jonathan Coachboy.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Speaking of non-workers who get to have a character...

[Guest Dumb Monkey]

Flair in Batista's locker room? Damn, that face turn is building more and more.

^ The only person alive WWE can fool with the 50 Ric Flair face turn teases, and didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up a few hours ago?

*Yawn...*

 

Your one trick pony joke doesn't amuse anyone, so just fuck off and suffer-but-don't-die.

[ChrisMWaters]

Vis...squash the Coach.

[Guest CronoT]

Wheres the Evil FCC man when you need him?

He just came out.

One black man moving in on another black man's woman....

 

Where's the NAACP guy when you need him.

[razazteca]

OMG WTF did Vis just do?

[MarvinisaLunatic]

OH

 

DEAR

 

GOD

 

DONT EVER DO THAT MOVE ON ANOTHER MAN EVER AGAIN!

[BUTT]

Holy shit he humped him.

[Tawren]

He just fucked Coach up the ass.

 

What. The. Fuck.

[AndrewTS]

Why do WWE writers like to see the male announcers taken to Browntown by huge wrestlers?

[ChrisMWaters]

I see...

 

Vis is bi!

[BUTT]

HHH is definitely coming back tonight.

[Exslade ZX]

Wow, one of the new writers they got must have used to write scripts for porns with all the kissing we've seen lately...

[Mrnoitaull]

Please tell me VISC didnt not just hump Coach ?!

[Slickster]

I'm not sure what this will do for him in the long run, but it sure makes for interesting television.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Vis Heidenreiched Coach.

 

Yeah I really don't have anything that would adequately describe my feelings on this.

[Guest CronoT]

Lillian: "Why do you have to go make things so complicated...."

 

Maria: "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world...."

[razazteca]

Is the STF suppose to look like that?

[Exslade ZX]

Please tell me VISC didnt not just hump Coach ?!

It's his new move...finisher even >_>.

 

He did it 2 weeks ago against Sylvan also.

[AndrewTS]

Wow, one of the new writers they got must have used to write scripts for porns with all the kissing we've seen lately...

Porn has kissing? On the lips?

[Slickster]

Lillian: "Why do you have to go mke things so complicated...."

 

Maria: "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world...."

I thought Maria's head was going to explode like a Fembot's.

[jester]

The Lawler Should Come Out of the Closet Watch Update:

 

Lawler seems to be unduly excited by the prospect of seeing Viscera's ass.

[Guest Askewniverse]

Wow, one of the new writers they got must have used to write scripts for porns with all the kissing we've seen lately...

Porn has kissing? On the lips?

Depends on which lips you're talking about.

[Exslade ZX]

Wow, one of the new writers they got must have used to write scripts for porns with all the kissing we've seen lately...

Porn has kissing? On the lips?

Well technically...yea.

 

But really, actually yea they do. But if you don't think so, then just think softcore, they have a lot of kissing

[Spaceman Spiff]

I'm not sure what this will do for him in the long run, but it sure makes for interesting television.

X

[BorneAgain]

Between Viscera's new move, Angle's recent bizarre character direction, and Heidenreich suddenly hanging out with children looking for friends, I could have sworn Russo was back.