Sandman9000 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 This is what Fear Factory always sung about. The machines taking over.
KingPK Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Hey, I'm not red anymore. *Shrug* All right then. A little heads up would have been nice.
Hunter's Torn Quad Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Hey, I'm not red anymore. *Shrug* All right then. A little heads up would have been nice. I told you that rash would clear up.
Guest Polkaroo Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 At least you didn't get suspended. Uh, I mean, Polkaroo.
Guest Brian Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Someone is lurking from behind the shadows. A foe or friend...from the past...has returned...Judgment Day has arrived.
Some Guy Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Someone is lurking from behind the shadows. A foe or friend...from the past...has returned...Judgment Day has arrived. Brian, how did you escape Mike's wrath?
GreatWhiteNope Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Someone is lurking from behind the shadows. A foe or friend...from the past...has returned...Judgment Day has arrived. xKillaGonHitEmUp gonna hit us up?
Guest Brian Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Someone is lurking from behind the shadows. A foe or friend...from the past...has returned...Judgment Day has arrived. Brian, how did you escape Mike's wrath? I'm like the Filipino elite, Aguinaldo, always breaking bread with the right people. Well, the truth is I have no idea.
The Czech Republic Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Sean Shannon bought the site? Oh great, forums.thesmartmarks.com is gonna redirect me to some essay about rape?
Hunter's Torn Quad Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 The Dames is a Super Mod now. Someone has ultimate power again.
GreatWhiteNope Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Scott Keith is back Then we can send Banky to stomp his ass. Of course, that would require Banky to engage in physical contact. But we have faith in him regardless.
Some Guy Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Someone is lurking from behind the shadows. A foe or friend...from the past...has returned...Judgment Day has arrived. Brian, how did you escape Mike's wrath? I'm like the Filipino elite, Aguinaldo, always breaking bread with the right people. Well, the truth is I have no idea. Well, more power to you. I think you're the only mod left.
Mik Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 At least you didn't get suspended. Uh, I mean, Polkaroo. Ok, this made me laugh.
The Czech Republic Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 WE BUILT THIS CITY WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL
GreatWhiteNope Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 WE BUILT THIS CITY WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL CHRONO T PLAYS THE MAMBA
Guest Brian Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Me and Dames are the only Mods. Affirmative action in...well...action. God is great my friends, though I neither believe nor advocate in the white God you have pressed upon my Filipino peoples. And same with Dames' Mexican...Cuban...Dominican...Well, wherever the fuck in Latin America his ancestors came from.
The Czech Republic Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Someone's always playing corporation games Who cares they're always changing corporation names We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage They call us irresponsible, write us off the page Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
RavishingRickRudo Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 No mods? RIOT~! Let's set this board on fire!! *flames various posters* Czech! You have too many quotes in your sig and you smell! Some Guy! Get a less ambiguous name, you guy!
GreatWhiteNope Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Me and Dames are the only Mods. Affirmative action in...well...action. God is great my friends, though I neither believe nor advocate in the white God you have pressed upon my Filipino peoples. And same with Dames' Mexican...Cuban...Dominican...Well, wherever the fuck in Latin America his ancestors came from. You're an imposter!
Vern Gagne Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Me and Dames are the only Mods. Affirmative action in...well...action. God is great my friends, though I neither believe nor advocate in the white God you have pressed upon my Filipino peoples. And same with Dames' Mexican...Cuban...Dominican...Well, wherever the fuck in Latin America his ancestors came from. Brian did you ask to get your mod powers back?
RavishingRickRudo Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Clearly, Brian is the ringleader of this coup. ... hook a brotha up, yo.
Styles Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 "Truly, the infidels of Dames armies are slaughtering themselves at the gates of TSM, and admin, praise be to him, is still very much in control. There are no infidels in the gates of the staff folder."
KingPK Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Honestly, I would have just shut the place down for a bit if such sweeping changes were going to be made instead of leaving everyone in the dark. Then, you could open up again with an explanation.
Guest Brian Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Me and Dames are the only Mods. Affirmative action in...well...action. God is great my friends, though I neither believe nor advocate in the white God you have pressed upon my Filipino peoples. And same with Dames' Mexican...Cuban...Dominican...Well, wherever the fuck in Latin America his ancestors came from. Brian did you ask to get your mod powers back? I don't think I ever lost them.
BUTT Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and at breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.
Some Guy Posted May 24, 2005 Report Posted May 24, 2005 Some Guy! Get a less ambiguous name, you guy! No.
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