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Someone is lurking from behind the shadows. A foe or friend...from the past...has returned...Judgment Day has arrived.

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Someone is lurking from behind the shadows. A foe or friend...from the past...has returned...Judgment Day has arrived.

Brian, how did you escape Mike's wrath?

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Guest Brian
Someone is lurking from behind the shadows. A foe or friend...from the past...has returned...Judgment Day has arrived.

Brian, how did you escape Mike's wrath?

I'm like the Filipino elite, Aguinaldo, always breaking bread with the right people.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, the truth is I have no idea.

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Someone is lurking from behind the shadows. A foe or friend...from the past...has returned...Judgment Day has arrived.

Brian, how did you escape Mike's wrath?

I'm like the Filipino elite, Aguinaldo, always breaking bread with the right people.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, the truth is I have no idea.

Well, more power to you. I think you're the only mod left.

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Guest Brian

Me and Dames are the only Mods. Affirmative action in...well...action. God is great my friends, though I neither believe nor advocate in the white God you have pressed upon my Filipino peoples. And same with Dames' Mexican...Cuban...Dominican...Well, wherever the fuck in Latin America his ancestors came from.

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Someone's always playing corporation games

Who cares they're always changing corporation names

We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage

They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

 

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember

We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll

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Me and Dames are the only Mods. Affirmative action in...well...action. God is great my friends, though I neither believe nor advocate in the white God you have pressed upon my Filipino peoples. And same with Dames' Mexican...Cuban...Dominican...Well, wherever the fuck in Latin America his ancestors came from.

You're an imposter!

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Me and Dames are the only Mods. Affirmative action in...well...action. God is great my friends, though I neither believe nor advocate in the white God you have pressed upon my Filipino peoples. And same with Dames' Mexican...Cuban...Dominican...Well, wherever the fuck in Latin America his ancestors came from.

Brian did you ask to get your mod powers back?

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"Truly, the infidels of Dames armies are slaughtering themselves at the gates of TSM, and admin, praise be to him, is still very much in control. There are no infidels in the gates of the staff folder."

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Honestly, I would have just shut the place down for a bit if such sweeping changes were going to be made instead of leaving everyone in the dark. Then, you could open up again with an explanation.

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Me and Dames are the only Mods. Affirmative action in...well...action. God is great my friends, though I neither believe nor advocate in the white God you have pressed upon my Filipino peoples. And same with Dames' Mexican...Cuban...Dominican...Well, wherever the fuck in Latin America his ancestors came from.

Brian did you ask to get your mod powers back?

I don't think I ever lost them.

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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of

the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble,

or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a

party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember

what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find

it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either.

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason, I leave

it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let

me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help

either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without

my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really

hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of

searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting

to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and at breakfast. Then as I

walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people

sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a

blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to

buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it

home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't

know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a

detachable penis.

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