The OAO RAW Thread - 5/30/05

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RAW Preview for May 30, 2005

 

Last week on RAW, Kane was visibly heartbroken after his wife Lita betrayed him and showed her affection towards Edge. This week, both Kane and Lita will be Chris Jericho's guests on the Highlight Reel.

 

Lita's love interest Edge will also be busy tonight, as he squares off against Chris Benoit in a Tables Match on RAW.

 

In honor of today's holiday, the lovely RAW Divas will compete in a special Memorial Day Swimsuit Competition tonight on RAW.

 

The World Tag Team Championship will be on the line tonight when champions The Hurricane and Rosey put the gold on the line against The Heart Throbs. Will the newcomers be able to dethrone the veteran superheroes? Watch RAW to find out.

 

The Intercontinental Championship will also be on the line tonight when Shelton Benjamin, Rob Conway and Sylvain Grenier battle in a Triple Threat Match. For weeks, Conway and Grenier have been trying to prove that they are the superior member of La Resistance. A victory be either one would go a long way in proving their superiority. Will we have a new Intercontinental Champion tonight? Or will Shelton Benjamin's awesome athleticism prove to be too much for his challengers?

 

Also, what will be the World Heavyweight Champion’s response to Triple H’s sledgehammer attack last week? Before RAW went off the air, The Cerebral Assassin left Batista bloodied and with a cryptic message, saying only, “Hell in a Cell.” Don’t miss RAW as hopefully more details are revealed.

 

Yeah, I'm sure Dave had to take a stroll down by the lake and ponder inner meaning behind his arch-rival saying "Hell in a Cell".

[Carnival 0]

Who writes this? JR? God RAW is gonna SUCK tonight.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

"Does he mean cell phone? A prison cell? Basal cell carcinoma? Maybe he meant "sell". Like, sell a house. Or maybe "ciel", french for sky."

 

- Batista

[MillenniumMan831 0]

Or maybe he meant sell a cell . . . ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN in the WWE!!!

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I almost expect J.R. to say that the huge non-reaction after Triple H said "Hell in A Cell" last week was because nobody in the audience could figure out what he meant by it.

[CanadianChris 0]

Maybe he wants Dave to come over to his house and watch old Hell in a Cell matches.

[Guest Fook_Theta]

Economics is gonna run wild tonight! *chop* Woo! Hell of a sell! Woo!

 

 

Isn't the draft finally starting this week?

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

Hunter is going to lock Batista in a 6x6 prison cell, and force him to watch a perpetually looped tape of Hunter v Shawn's HIAC match from last year. That would really be hell in a cell.

[Carnival 0]

Hunter is going to lock Batista in a 6x6 prison cell, and force him to watch a perpetually looped tape of Hunter v Shawn's HIAC match from last year. That would really be hell in a cell.

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That would have a "Tylenol PM" effect on me.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Isn't the draft finally starting this week?

 

Click here for The Countdown!

[King Cucaracha 0]

Only 6 days, 11 hours, 20 minutes and 52 seconds to go!!

[fazzle 0]

Isn't the draft finally starting this week?

 

Click here for The Countdown!

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So uhm.........the draft starts next Monday at 9 AM?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Maybe he meant Hell in the Cayman Islands.

[landy1987 0]

From WWE.com:

 

 

Last week on RAW, Kane was visibly heartbroken after his wife Lita betrayed him and showed her affection towards Edge. This week, both Kane and Lita will be Chris Jericho's guests on the Highlight Reel.

 

Lita's love interest Edge will also be busy tonight, as he squares off against Chris Benoit in a Tables Match on RAW.

 

In honor of today's holiday, the lovely RAW Divas will compete in a special Memorial Day Swimsuit Competition tonight on RAW.

 

The World Tag Team Championship will be on the line tonight when champions The Hurricane and Rosey put the gold on the line against The Heart Throbs. Will the newcomers be able to dethrone the veteran superheroes? Watch RAW to find out.

 

The Intercontinental Championship will also be on the line tonight when Shelton Benjamin, Rob Conway and Sylvain Grenier battle in a Triple Threat Match. For weeks, Conway and Grenier have been trying to prove that they are the superior member of La Resistance. A victory be either one would go a long way in proving their superiority. Will we have a new Intercontinental Champion tonight? Or will Shelton Benjamin's awesome athleticism prove to be too much for his challengers?

 

Also, what will be the World Heavyweight Champion’s response to Triple H’s sledgehammer attack last week? Before RAW went off the air, The Cerebral Assassin left Batista bloodied and with a cryptic message, saying only, “Hell in a Cell.” Don’t miss RAW as hopefully more details are revealed.

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Last week on RAW, Kane was visibly heartbroken after his wife Lita betrayed him and showed her affection towards Edge. This week, both Kane and Lita will be Chris Jericho's guests on the Highlight Reel.

 

WHY?!

 

Lita's love interest Edge will also be busy tonight, as he squares off against Chris Benoit in a Tables Match on RAW.

 

WHY??!!

 

In honor of today's holiday, the lovely RAW Divas will compete in a special Memorial Day Swimsuit Competition tonight on RAW.

 

WHY?!?!?

 

The World Tag Team Championship will be on the line tonight when champions The Hurricane and Rosey put the gold on the line against The Heart Throbs. Will the newcomers be able to dethrone the veteran superheroes? Watch RAW to find out.

 

WHY?!??!?!

 

The Intercontinental Championship will also be on the line tonight when Shelton Benjamin, Rob Conway and Sylvain Grenier battle in a Triple Threat Match. For weeks, Conway and Grenier have been trying to prove that they are the superior member of La Resistance. A victory be either one would go a long way in proving their superiority. Will we have a new Intercontinental Champion tonight? Or will Shelton Benjamin's awesome athleticism prove to be too much for his challengers?

 

WHY?!??!?!?!??!?!?!

 

Also, what will be the World Heavyweight Champion’s response to Triple H’s sledgehammer attack last week? Before RAW went off the air, The Cerebral Assassin left Batista bloodied and with a cryptic message, saying only, “Hell in a Cell.” Don’t miss RAW as hopefully more details are revealed.

 

WHY!??!?!??!?!?????????????!!!!!!

 

... There isn't a single aspect of tonights show that looks appealing to me. Especially since Vis is probably going to be in the swimsuit competition. HAHHAHA HE'S FAT AND BLACK AND LOVES WHITE WOMEN AND WANTS TO RAPE THEM!!! HHAHAHAHHA.

 

Benoit/Edge in a table match? Sure... Last Man Standings Match... Table Match. Real upgrade there.

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From WWE.com: In honor of today's holiday, the lovely RAW Divas will compete in a special Memorial Day Swimsuit Competition tonight on RAW.

 

Yeah, that's how I always honor the soldiers who gave up their lives to protect America, with a swimsuit competition.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Last week on RAW, Kane was visibly heartbroken after his wife Lita betrayed him and showed her affection towards Edge. This week, both Kane and Lita will be Chris Jericho's guests on the Highlight Reel.

 

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Chris Jericho is the new Jerry Springer!

[slimm44 0]

Interesting to see Conway and Grenier getting the IC Title shot and not Daivari or Hassan. Or maybe Im speaking a week too soon

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Viscera needs to come out with a footlong sub, eat it and then tell all the RAW Divas that there's 12 inches of dark meat waiting for all of them. Tying the food love in with the pussy love is key to this whole thing working.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Interesting to see Conway and Grenier getting the IC Title shot and not Daivari or Hassan. Or maybe Im speaking a week too soon

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Either that or they're saving this for the PPV.

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Last week on RAW, Kane was visibly heartbroken after his wife Lita betrayed him and showed her affection towards Edge. This week, both Kane and Lita will be Chris Jericho's guests on the Highlight Reel.

 

Why would Lita agree to put herself in danger for this?

 

Lita's love interest Edge will also be busy tonight, as he squares off against Chris Benoit in a Tables Match on RAW.

 

For what reason?

 

The World Tag Team Championship will be on the line tonight when champions The Hurricane and Rosey put the gold on the line against The Heart Throbs.

 

The Intercontinental Championship will also be on the line tonight when Shelton Benjamin, Rob Conway and Sylvain Grenier battle in a Triple Threat Match. For weeks, Conway and Grenier have been trying to prove that they are the superior member of La Resistance

 

Is this Jobber Title Shot night or something? Why do these guys keep getting title shots, and what did they do to earn them? Didn't Grenier just lose his match last week?

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Double-Pin finish and La Res share the IC Title.

[Placebo Effect 0]

Double-Pin finish and La Res share the IC Title.

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Allowing for the triumphant return of Norman Smiley.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I'm 'bout it.

 

Poor Benoit, btw.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Batista should be even more Cryptic in his answer.

 

YES *Thumbs Down*

[Dark Age 0]

BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!

[Lord of The Curry 0]

HHH should try and break Batista's thumbs. JR would have a field-day with the deep-as-fuck subtext.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Wow. Everyone hates everything now.

 

IMO, it won't be that bad tonight. The highlight reel to me looks interesting, I actually want to see what happens between Lita/Kane. More then likely, as crazy as it sounds Lita's gonna punk him out. Much like she did a few weeks before the wedding, can't remember the scenario exactly.

 

Also, we finally get a BROKEN TABLE!!! on RAW again. >_> Although it'll probaly be stopped and Eric'll change the rules again or something.

 

And even though the swimsuit thing is stupid...well, it's RAW, it's live, so there's always the possibility...maybe...probaly not. , but yea.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Wow. Everyone hates everything now.

 

Well, it's not our fault Raw sucks as of late.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I call Dudley's run in on the Edge/Benoit match.

 

Having a tables match between the two makes no other sense if that doesnt happen.

 

Its a good set up for the ECW PPV.