The OAO RAW Thread - 5/30/05

[DerangedHermit 0]

What the fuck?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

NOT VAL VENIS!!!!!

[CanadianChris 0]

Hey, they found something for Val to do!!

[BorneAgain 0]

If they really wanted to build up Masters they should have aired or at least shown clips from the Wrestlemania battle royale. He looked better there eliminating 4-5 guys at a time then these stupid Masterlock challenges.

[Anakin Flair 0]

uh...when did Val go bald?

[fazzle 0]

Just when it looked like the Masterlock Challenge was starting to go somewhere....Val Venis shows up.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Val jobs in his REAL hometown.

 

Even though he's announced from Vegas.

[AndrewTS 0]

Another hint at Lawlers possible homosexuality: He is mesmerized be Chris Masters "physique"

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I thought the correct spelling/pronunciation was "mesmermized?"

[Guest Dumb Monkey]

Stop the pain of this weeks Raw.

[Dimensions 0]

that guy was too happy when he caught the towel

[Guest Fook]

Masters: Hey Val, I've seen your cock on film!

[Gary Floyd 0]

Chris Masters: Wow, Val Venis!

 

Even he's suprised That Morely is still employed.

[CanadianChris 0]

Val jobs in his REAL hometown.

 

Even though he's announced from Vegas.

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Val's from Markham. Just outside Toronto.

[iliketurtles 0]

THIS IS SO 1998.

 

END THIS RAW

[The Amazing Rando 0]

that guy was too happy when he caught the towel

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Meh...Bob Barron didn't look THAT happy, but we'll hear about it on Saturday.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Val jobs in his REAL hometown.

 

Even though he's announced from Vegas.

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Val's from Markham. Just outside Toronto.

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OK...home country then.

[CanadianChris 0]

When did this turn into gay porn?

[Exslade ZX 0]

...What were they chanting?

 

This is how they should have been doing it all along. That actually looked...decent, and made him look strong.

Edited May 31, 2005 by Exslade ZX

[Guest Dumb Monkey]

Venis showing his canadian colors... being tricked by a guy with the brain of a chipmunk.

[BorneAgain 0]

When did this turn into gay porn?

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Last week, when Viscera humped Coach.

[iliketurtles 0]

Why doesn't Val just mule kick Masters in the nuts.

 

Jesh.

[Guest Dumb Monkey]

The Sandman gets his own video?

[Dimensions 0]

anyone else thinks Val resembles a healthy Austin?

[fazzle 0]

I just figured it out! Chris Masters is a CAW in an Acclaim wrestling game! First you start out on the indys against the nobodys.....then you get to heat and face Val Venis, Stevie Richards...etc. It's just, all on Raw.

 

Maybe next week he can graduate up to say, D. Lo or Mark Henry.

[Gary Floyd 0]

When did this turn into gay porn?

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Well, if you count the bikini contest, then it was written by a bisexual male porn writer. Which last weeks Raw seemed to have been written by.

 

"Raw is...Curious"

Edited May 31, 2005 by lovecraft231

[Guest Fook]

Why doesn't Val just mule kick Masters in the nuts.

 

Jesh.

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Victoria would have.

[SuperJerk 0]

anyone else thinks Val resembles a healthy Austin?

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I was thinking the same thing.

 

Why doesn't Val just mule kick Masters in the nuts.

 

Jesh.

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Victoria would have.

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HELLS YES!

Edited May 31, 2005 by RobotJerk

[CanadianChris 0]

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!

[iliketurtles 0]

Thank god. Christian. Hopefully he gives us something.

[Exslade ZX 0]

About time.

 

And new entrance video for Christian, I believe.