The OAO RAW Thread - 5/30/05

[Ted the Poster 0]

Ba-dum ching.

[Downhome 0]

EMO-Kane~!!!!

[CanadianChick 0]

Ok, if they're gonna do one person per show, they HAVE to start out with a big name moving over to Raw next week.

 

Can you just imagine how much the crowd would shit all over it if, say, Akio gets drafted next week?

Half of the crowd would be confused - they could swear that Tajiri is already on Raw.

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And if the crowd wasn't, the backstage sure would be.

 

"We have more than one Asian?!?"

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Hmm...Jericho interviewing the first draftee.

 

...I almost fear it's Morgan.

[SuperJerk 0]

Nice of Lawler to beat Jericho to the punchline.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Evidently he forgot about Trish...

[Gary Floyd 0]

I hope Kane starts crying agian. I don't know why, but I do.

[Downhome 0]

Ba-dum ching.

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[fazzle 0]

ooooh! Jericho remembers what Tori said about Kane's penis!

[Exslade ZX 0]

Ouch, this promo is just mean.

[SuperJerk 0]

Speaking of the draft, I honestly can't think of anyone on Smackdown besides Kurt Angle I'd like to see on Raw.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Edge: How does it feel, that for the past few months, I've been spearing your wife!

 

I don't know what to say.

[CanadianChick 0]

Yes, because if I was forced to have sex and be married to someone, the thing that would piss my off in the marriage is the guy's laugh.

[MikeJordan23 0]

Lita sleeps with 4th graders too...

[CanadianChris 0]

This is awful.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Damn...Manjaw or not, I'd fuck Lita in a heartbeat.

[Dimensions 0]

this BS is takin way too long...who thinks Matt is gonna take the comments personally?

[CanadianChris 0]

this BS is takin way too long...who thinks Matt is gonna take the comments personally?

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*raises hand*

[fazzle 0]

well, since Lita didn't come out, I guess Kane is just gonna have to settle with raping Jericho.

 

He'll marry you Kane!

 

 

 

Kane + Jericho 4ever! <3

Edited May 31, 2005 by fazzle

[CanadianChick 0]

Lita sleeps with 4th graders too...

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Her and Lawler should trade tips.

[Gary Floyd 0]

EMO KANE RETURNS!

 

Why am I suspossed to feel bad for him again?

 

this BS is takin way too long...who thinks Matt is gonna take the comments personally?

 

Ya know, Matt could do something revolutuionary and...Not watch Raw. Oh, and finally realize that he's been whining about being cheated on by a known slut.

Edited May 31, 2005 by lovecraft231

[DMann2003 0]

Edge looked in that toilet and saw himself,

 

Cause, we all know, Adam Copeland is feces remmember?

[Guest Askewniverse]

Kane looks really pissed. He had to eat a lot of Cracker Jack to get that ring.

[Downhome 0]

EMO KANE RETURNS!

 

Why am I suspossed to feel bad for him again?

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Because the woman he pretty much raped, then forced to marry him, has now left him for another man.

 

Duh.

[Guest Fook]

this BS is takin way too long...who thinks Matt is gonna take the comments personally?

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It's alright. He'll have all the people on his message board to console him after this tragedy.

[SuperJerk 0]

Damn...Manjaw or not, I'd fuck Lita in a heartbeat.

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Don't sell yourself short, there. The ejaculation alone would probably take a few seconds longer than that.

[Exslade ZX 0]

EMO KANE RETURNS!

 

Why am I suspossed to feel bad for him again?

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He's ugly?

 

Don't sell yourself short, there. The ejaculation alone would probably take a few seconds longer than that.

And that goes for all 3 'major' holes.

Edited May 31, 2005 by Exslade ZX

[AlaskanHero 0]

EMO KANE RETURNS!

 

Why am I suspossed to feel bad for him again?

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I explained this last week. Short version: You're supposed to feel sorry for him because he thought he had finally found someone who loved him despite getting her by nefarious means.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I see Kane attacking tonight.

 

...but damnit...Kane...if you don't want to face this pain...PUT THE DAMN MASK BACK ON!

[fazzle 0]

how nice of Tajiri to help Benoit put the stick in his mouth last week.

 

 

 

.................and that came out completely wrong