Rob E Dangerously Posted June 4, 2005 Report Posted June 4, 2005 http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEO...N=ENTERTAINMENT Jillette names daughter Moxie CrimeFighter NEW YORK (AP) -- Comedian/magician Penn Jillette's latest stunt did not involve his usual sidekick, Teller: He became the father of a baby girl. Jillette, 50, and his wife Emily, 39, welcomed Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette on Friday, according to publicist Glenn Schwartz. It was the first child for the couple, who married last year. "We chose her middle name because when she's pulled over for speeding she can say, `But officer, we're on the same side,'" Jillette explained. "`My middle name is CrimeFighter.'" The typically mute Teller had no comment on the new arrival. Penn & Teller currently star in their own series on Showtime, and headline nightly in Las Vegas at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino. Well.. CrimeFighter is a unique middle name
Carnival Posted June 4, 2005 Report Posted June 4, 2005 Didn't Jonathin Davis name his kid "pirate"? Weird names are always fun.
Guest Fook Posted June 4, 2005 Report Posted June 4, 2005 He's got a bit to go before he can match Zappa.
KingPK Posted June 5, 2005 Report Posted June 5, 2005 Why do celebrities have to show of their "kooky" and "eccentric" side by sadding their kids with such stupid names? First Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple and now this.
Nighthawk Posted June 6, 2005 Report Posted June 6, 2005 Penn Jillette is a fucking jackass. This is the final nail, fuck him. I'm naming my kids Fuck You, Shut Up, and You're An Asshole, after a joke I heard when I was ten.
nl5xsk1 Posted June 6, 2005 Report Posted June 6, 2005 Why do celebrities have to show of their "kooky" and "eccentric" side by sadding their kids with such stupid names? First Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple and now this. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> People like the Arquettes, or Paltrow, or Bruce Willis & Demi Moore, stick their kids with stupid names because they're egocentric and whatnot. Penn Jillette is just an attention whore who digs the publicity. Two entirely different reasons, IMHO.
Slayer Posted June 6, 2005 Report Posted June 6, 2005 My parents weren't rich. What's your first name?
Nighthawk Posted June 6, 2005 Report Posted June 6, 2005 Agent's full name is Gene Simmons Silverman. He won't be happy that I've revealed it.
Modern Man's Hustle Posted June 6, 2005 Report Posted June 6, 2005 My parents weren't rich. What's your first name? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Agent.
Guest Vitamin X Posted June 6, 2005 Report Posted June 6, 2005 My parents weren't rich. What's your first name? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think he said his name was Rigel Brigsby, but I don't know if he was being serious or not.
Nighthawk Posted June 6, 2005 Report Posted June 6, 2005 No, that's his fake name. Seriously, Gene Simmons Silverman. It's a good thing he's not a mod anymore or he'd delete this.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 7, 2005 Report Posted June 7, 2005 Milky, I hate your fucking guts.
Sideburnious Posted June 7, 2005 Report Posted June 7, 2005 Were you concieved at a KISS concert or something?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 8, 2005 Report Posted June 8, 2005 Eugene (my full first name) was my paternal grandfather's name, and my maternal grandfather's name was Arthur Simmons Shaffer. First name from one, middle name from the other. It's a coincidence. Like in Office Space when the guy's named Michael Bolton
Slayer Posted June 8, 2005 Report Posted June 8, 2005 I believe you, but on the other hand, KISS had been so established well enough before you were born that your parents should have known what they were getting into
Guest Vitamin X Posted June 9, 2005 Report Posted June 9, 2005 Not really. Agent probably predates KISS.
King Kamala Posted June 11, 2005 Report Posted June 11, 2005 Well, KISS was formed in 1973, so unless AoO is 32 (Which is way older than any member of this message should be) than his parents ripped of the Knights In Satan's Service
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 11, 2005 Report Posted June 11, 2005 You people are too gullible. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My legal name is quite seriously Eugene Simmons Silverman. My nom de plume is something I've been using since childhood. Understandably, I think. Having a celebrity name can be really irritating, but it happens. You think there's only one Keith Richards in the world?
cameron chaos Posted June 14, 2005 Report Posted June 14, 2005 What's even funnier is Gene Simmons is actually named Chaim Witz, so you're only sharing his stage name.
Sideburnious Posted June 15, 2005 Report Posted June 15, 2005 Dude, sue him for stealing your real name and making you forever linked with Detroit, Rock City.
Nighthawk Posted June 15, 2005 Report Posted June 15, 2005 Which was actually a fairly under rated movie.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 16, 2005 Report Posted June 16, 2005 Fuck! It's Elvis! Good sample.
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now