The Ill One 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2005 MAIN EVENT 30-MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH Wildchild v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler ~I don't know, but it'll be a hell of a match. SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Ejiro Fasaki (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Lil' Buck ~Either is dandy but Lil' Buck is totally ZROOOOOMMMMMMM as opposed to FFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM. GRUDGE MATCH Danny Williams v. "The Franchise" Mak Francis ~Delicious, I'll go with Williams. LAST MAN STANDING Toxxic v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~I'm smelling a co-write personally. SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP LET MY PEOPLE GO! MATCH Arch Griffon (SWF International Champion) v. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke ~...That's one fucked up stipulation. Arch for the FUVOLUTION PRIDE~! SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS Martial Law ("Urban Legend" Todd Cortez and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, SWF Tag Team Champions) v. THE MYSTERIOUS ARMY (??? and ???) ~Anytime a team's names are in caps I come to loathe. Hopefully it'll be a nice surprise but otherwise- Martial Law. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP STAINED GLASS WINDOW PAIN MATCH Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Manson v. "The Maniac" Bryan Rodgers v. Zyon ~Whoooo. Manson for the big win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2005 MAIN EVENT 30-MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH Wildchild v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler - Pretz is a good kid, but WC's no slouch either. Ah, hell, Chewbacca, I'm goin' with Pretzy. SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Ejiro Fasaki (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Lil' Buck - Sure as shit, it won't be me. Old Pope to come back and smack us both around. GRUDGE MATCH Danny Williams v. "The Franchise" Mak Francis - Dan-o to knock Mak out and then go make some more Strong Style Ribs. LAST MAN STANDING Toxxic v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins - Well, with Spike's hand all broked (For further info, readulate his live journal), I guess Toxxizzle. SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP LET MY PEOPLE GO! MATCH Arch Griffon (SWF International Champion) v. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke - Griffon, especially if he can channel Doc Kilmer again. SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS Martial Law ("Urban Legend" Todd Cortez and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, SWF Tag Team Champions) v. THE MYSTERIOUS ARMY (??? and ???) - Todd Cortez used to team with Mike Van Siclen, who was a mystery man at a PPV, and lost. That has nothing to do with this match, so I'm thinking ML to retainer. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP STAINED GLASS WINDOW PAIN MATCH Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Manson v. "The Maniac" Bryan Rodgers v. Zyon - Mr. OSITY is damn good, but with IL actually showing these days, this should be interesting. I'll go with Manson, only for IL to take the title back a few weeks later, and for the two of them to continue that cycle until each man has over nine reigns, at five days a pop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2005 Could one (OR BOTH!!!) of the mystery men actually be Diego Sanchez? Worth pondering, it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2005 Also: Points of an undetermined amount to whomever correctly identifies the person I stole the "Ah, hell, Chewbacca" line from, and who's supposedly saying the line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2005 MAIN EVENT 30-MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH Wildchild v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler ~ WC to get da W (because he has a W in his name, and Pretzler does not. Now if they were looking to pick up the zeitgeist, Pretzler would be in luck). SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Ejiro Fasaki (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Lil' Buck ~ I'll take my boy Fasaki. Buck is a quality opponent and all, but Fasaki just looks so damn sexy with that belt around his waist. GRUDGE MATCH Danny Williams v. "The Franchise" Mak Francis ~ Ooo...I have absolutely no idea. Should be a great matchup....I'll take Mak by a hair. LAST MAN STANDING Toxxic v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~ Last Man Standing? Nice stip that's a TON of fun to write. I guess I'll take Toxxic, since he's been OK since he debuted. SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP LET MY PEOPLE GO! MATCH Arch Griffon (SWF International Champion) v. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke ~ Organs are very cool. I'll take Griffon to win this in a match that surprises a lot of people. SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS Martial Law ("Urban Legend" Todd Cortez and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, SWF Tag Team Champions) v. THE MYSTERIOUS ARMY (??? and ???) ~ The MYsterious Army sucks as a name, so I'll take the champs. It pains me to pick against the glorious ???. though. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP STAINED GLASS WINDOW PAIN MATCH Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Manson v. "The Maniac" Bryan Rodgers v. Zyon ~ I have never heard of Zyon before this prediction contest, so he's out. I don't like people who spell Bryan with a y, so he's out. Now, we have the Luchadore and Manson....tough, tough call. I'll pick IL to retain, but in a close one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2005 Could one (OR BOTH!!!) of the mystery men actually be Diego Sanchez? Worth pondering, it is. I'll see what she can do for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2005 Also: Points of an undetermined amount to whomever correctly identifies the person I stole the "Ah, hell, Chewbacca" line from, and who's supposedly saying the line. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Patton Oswaldt as Nick Nolte. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2005 MAIN EVENT 30-MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH Wildchild v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler -> Wildchild SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Ejiro Fasaki (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Lil' Buck -> Ejiro Fasaki GRUDGE MATCH Danny Williams v. "The Franchise" Mak Francis -> Danny Williams LAST MAN STANDING Toxxic v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -> Toxxic SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP LET MY PEOPLE GO! MATCH Arch Griffon (SWF International Champion) v. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke -> Jay Hawke SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS Martial Law ("Urban Legend" Todd Cortez and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, SWF Tag Team Champions) v. THE MYSTERIOUS ARMY (??? and ???) -> Martial Law SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP STAINED GLASS WINDOW PAIN MATCH Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Manson v. "The Maniac" Bryan Rodgers v. Zyon -> MANSONOSITY crushes all opposition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2005 Also: Points of an undetermined amount to whomever correctly identifies the person I stole the "Ah, hell, Chewbacca" line from, and who's supposedly saying the line. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Patton Oswaldt as Nick Nolte. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes indeed. GO MAGS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2005 My Googling skills are unmatched! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2005 Going with the fact that I haven't followed the fed since before the last time I was active... MAIN EVENT 30-MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH Wildchild v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler Push the Wild and Dangerous (Nights) break up. SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Ejiro Fasaki (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Lil' Buck Poor Drea... Ejiro rocks all... even as Coy West. GRUDGE MATCH Danny Williams v. "The Franchise" Mak Francis ROID RAGE!!!!~! LAST MAN STANDING Toxxic v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Push. SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP LET MY PEOPLE GO! MATCH Arch Griffon (SWF International Champion) v. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke ...I seem to like picking whoever's name comes first. SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS Martial Law ("Urban Legend" Todd Cortez and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, SWF Tag Team Champions) v. THE MYSTERIOUS ARMY (??? and ???) I can tell you that one half of the team is not myself, so all the better chance for them to win. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP STAINED GLASS WINDOW PAIN MATCH Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Manson v. "The Maniac" Bryan Rodgers v. Zyon I don't know who two of these people are, so it comes down to whoever wants to win... Manson or IL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
