King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2005 (edited) I'm assuming Buck/Drea is gonna need to see this as soon as possible, for the 13th Hour match to go properly. Plus, I'm waiting to put a promo up. And seeing as it's not up yet, here's the missing match from Smarkdown. Comment at your own leisure. ----------------------------------------------------------- "PREPARE...FOR...LANDON!" ...WAAAAAHHHHH... *DUM DUM* "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The crowd in the Cairo International Stadium go wild, as we return to Smarkdown, just in time as "Megalomaniac" suddenly hits...and Megan Skye leads the way for one half of the World Tag Team Champions. Sporting a noticeable bandaid on his forehead, Landon Maddix is in no mood to play to his cheering fans tonight apparantly, striding straight down the ramp and towards the ring. "Ladies and gentlemen, this following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Megan Skye. From Huron, South Dakota...he weighs two hundred, twenty pounds...one half of the SWF WORLD Tag Team Champions... LLLAAAANNDDOOOOOOONN... 'LA CUCARACHA'... MMMMAAAAAADDIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXX!!!!" Maddix continues his stride down the aisle, all but ignoring the pop for his introduction. "You can clearly see there, the stitches required by Landon Maddix after his match on Lockdown." points out Pete. "Or, rather, Johnny Dangerous' quite frankly undefendable actions after the match." "Mm-mmmf-fmmfm." "Wha...what have you got there King?" "Huh...oh, sorry. I was just enjoying the new offer from Danny Williams Strong Style Ribs. It's the new 'Racks Bomber' meal. You get two racks of Strong Style Ribs, a tray of Hollywood Hot Wings and '1000% Guapo-molé' dip." "Sounds...interesting." Sliding into the ring, Maddix removes his Tag Team Title belt and hands it to assigned official Sexton Hardcastle. Meanwhile, Crime Mob’s “Knuck if You Buck” begins to thump throughout the massive stadium, bringing the crowd to their feet once more for another rather popular SWF star. Namely, Lil' Buck, the crowd knuckin' and buckin' (!?!) as he makes his entrance. Pimp cup in hand, Buck pops the collar on his Pete Maravich throwback before walking on down the aisle. "And his opponent...from Lanett, Alabama. Weighing in at two hundred and seventy pounds. He is 'SUGARHILL'S FINEST'... LLLIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL'... BBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK!!!!" Removing his jacket and handing up his pimp cup to Hardcastle, Buck pulls himself onto the apron and stares across the ring. Megan and Maddix exchange a slightly anxious look, Megan quickly exiting the ring and leaving her charge to eye up his larger opponent. "What the hell is a pimp cup anyway?" asks old man King. "I honestly have no idea." Pete replies, sounding equally in need of a pipe and slippers. "Is it, like, a cup you have to pay if you want to use a 'ho cup'? Can it play rap music? Does it have any spinners? Does it dress in fur and wear lots of jewellery?" "It's...I don't know...it's a cup." Having fired up the crowd behind him, Buck enters the ring. The size difference is already clear, raising the eyebrows of The Next Generation as Buck is checked over for concealed weaponry. "A cup of what? Tea? Coffee? Coke? Diet Coke? Cocaine?" "Can we concentrate on the match, please?" sighs Pete. "This is, of course, an important match in the World Title chase...Lil' Buck is coming off a loss to the World Champion himself, whilst Maddix is coming off of a loss to Johnny Dangerous. So both these men need a win tonight to keep themselves in the running for a title shot." *DING DING DING!* Back to action, the bell rings to start the match. Cautiously, Maddix steps into the centre of the ring, looking Buck up and down...and offering Sugarhill's Finest a handshake. Buck is understandably wary, but Maddix re-affirms the offer. And, having no actual beef to grind with Maddix, Buck shrugs his shoulders and tags hands with Maddix in a show of respect. "Well, that's good to see." smiles Pete. "Some friendly competition for a change." "Eh, it won't last." Maddix nods in approvement, before the two back up and finally go to lock-up. Which turns out to be the last thing on Landon's mind, as he ducks behind Buck's lunge forward and charges the ropes. Buck turns on his heel and swings at the sprinting Maddix. But Maddix ducks underneath a clothesline...and then ducks under a back elbow. As his opponent continues running, Buck turns to meet him, launching off his feet and looking for a leaping clothesline. Seeing the 270 pound gangsta hurtling to meet him, Maddix turns evasive, hitting the deck and baseball sliding between Buck's legs. As he lands though, Buck suddenly hits the ropes himself. Maddix is ready, leapfrogging Buck on his return, mugging for the cameras as he lands but still with enough time to turn and catch Buck with a flying forearm!! Buck skids across the mat, quickly using the ropes to pull himself back up, as Maddix comes to a halt and holds his hands to the side with a sneer. "YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Getting to his feet, Buck glares at Maddix, as The Next Generation once again offers a hand. Buck resists the urge to punch Landon's lights out and gracefully tags hands again. "Maddix using his speed to his advantage there." comments Pete. "And that may be his only hope tonight." "So long as Buck is being Mr Nice Guy at least. What's with him anyway? Shaking hands? He's suppose'be gangsta, foo'!" "I think Buck's here for good competition rather than a fight, King. Hey, this is Smarkdown after all." The two combatants back off again, before coming together for the lock-up. Again Maddix goes to weave behind Buck, but this time Buck is expecting the move, catching Maddix by his side and just throwing him backwards. Maddix rolls through to his feet and quickly charges Buck, taking a boot to the gut and getting whipped towards the corner. Buck is right behind Maddix, but the Tag Champion is the quicker of the two and reaches the corner early enough, pushing himself skywards by the ropes. Following in, Buck ducks and comes to a stop, while Maddix rotates in mid-air, hooking Buck on the way down with a sunset flip... "NICE MOVE!" cries Pete. ONE! ...but Buck is out very quickly. But Maddix again beats him to his feet, ducking under a southpaw swing and schoolboying Buck over... ONE! ...again, Maddix can't keep the fresh Buck down. Both men get to their feet, Maddix looking for an irish whip. Buck digs his feet in to prevent it though, his size advantage allowing him to reverse and send Maddix into the ropes. Latching his arms, Buck swings with a Polish Hammer style double axehandle, just missing the top of the ducking Maddix's head. Approaching the ropes again, this time, Maddix leaps to the middle rope and springboards off. Buck is a little far away for Maddix to strike, but he does extend an arm, latching Buck's and using leverage to lever Buck over, modified armdrag style. "Wow...I'm not Mike Quackenbush, so I don't know what to call that. Let's just call it a lucha libré armdrag." Rolling to his feet, Buck rolls his eyes as Maddix is again left standing. With a smirk, Maddix cocks his hands into gun shapes, blowing imaginary smoke from the tips. A seemingly innocuous taunt. But one that causes Buck to start FUMING~! "Uh oh...that may not have been well advised!" "This kid doesn't know how screwed he is." smirks King. Looking down at his hands, Maddix slooooowly realises how his taunting could be interpreted. Quickly, he stops the 'gun' motions and extends a flat hand to Buck... *WHAM!* "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" ...ONLY TO GET CLOTHESLINED OUT OF HIS BOOTS!! "Buck's gangsta trippin'!!" "And this match has ERUPTED into life!!" Mounting Maddix, Buck has lost it, firing left hand after left hand across the head of Maddix, each one aimed at the bandaid. Which eventually flies off, leaving Maddix' stiched up wound exposed. Hardcastle quickly interjects himself and pulls Buck off of Maddix. Maddix takes the chance to try and roll out of the ring. But Buck scrambles over and grabs a handful of blonde hair to keep Landon from escaping. "This is bad, King! Buck thinks Maddix disrespected his hospitalised tag team partner, Jarrod Banks. And you know what happens when you disrespect a member of a gangster's crew!" "Yeah! White chalk outlines!!" cries King. Fearing for his life, Maddix tries to get away from Buck... ...but he's going nowhere.... ...but DOWN!, as Buck nails a big left hand to the jaw, knocking Maddix flat on his back. The Next Generation meekly holds his hands up and tries to beg off, but Buck swats his hands away, getting space to measure a double axehandle blow, DRIVEN into Landon's sternum! And again! A third time! "LAN - DON!" "LIL' BUCK!" "LAN - DON!" "LIL' BUCK!" "LAN - DON!" "LIL' BUCK!" All sense of friendly competion is gone now as Buck drags Maddix to his feet and hurls him into the corner. This time, Buck waits for Maddix to safely nestle against the buckles before charging...and avalanching him in the corner. 270 pounds drives the air from Maddix lungs, causing him to flop out of the corner. Straight into Buck's arms, Sugarhill's Finest locking on a front facelock...and driving repeated forearms between the shoulder blades, repeated knees up into the torso, just generally beating the crap out of La Cucaracha!! "My god, this is just brutal!" groans Pete. "We knew it would be. So long as Buck caught Maddix, we knew he'd be big enough and bad enough to dominate this mouthy punk. He's not so mouthy now he can't breath though, eh?" Dropping to his knees, Maddix gasps for air. Buck shows him no mercy however, picking him up and pulling him into a leaping short-arm clothesline!! Nonchalantly, Buck decides to try a cover... ONE! TWO! Maddix kicks out...so Buck re-mounts and again throws a flurry of left hands across the head! Maddix covers up as Buck adds in some rights, almost crossfacing with his blows as he swings from side to side. "ONE!" Behind him, referee Hardcastle administers a five count. "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOU..." Buck safely stops pounding on 'four', dragging Maddix up by the hair. "No matter how angry he is right now, Lil' Buck knows a DQ loss tonight does his World Title aspirations no good." points out Longdogger. Already, Maddix looks to be beaten limp as Buck holds him in place. Grabbing an arm, Lil' Buck sends Maddix hurtling across the ring, catching him coming back with a short knee deep in the breadbasket. The already breathless Tag Champion crumbles to the mat, while Buck comes off the ropes and charges through with another knee, this one connecting to the kidneys. Maddix groans as he collapses once more, Buck right on top with a stronger cover than the last... ONE! TWO! ...only two! Undettered by the kickout, Buck waits on his opponent. As Maddix fights to his feet, Buck snares an arm and thrusts him towards the ropes. As he rebounds, Maddix finds himself caught in Buck's arms before getting tilted, whirled...and dropped frontways across a knee! "Ridin Spinners Gutbuster!" calls King. "Lil' Buck seems to have calmed down slightly." Pete reports. "And a strategy seems to be emerging...Buck is trying to hamper La Cucaracha's air supply, which in turn will slow him down." Maddix remains doubled over, while Buck takes his time over slamming a forearm into Landon's kidneys! Followed by a second! Dropping to one knee, Maddix breathlessly crawls on hand and foot in the direction of the ropes, a Buck handful of shorts keeping Maddix tethered in the centre of the ring. Buck measures Maddix for a third forearm, before turning his limp opponent to face him, wrapping his arms around the 220 pounder and... "ARRGH!" ...getting thumbed right in the eye!! "YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!" Some of the fans cheer Maddix's Cheat 2 Win mentality as referee Hardcastle admonishes Maddix. Meanwhile, Buck drops to his knees clutching his eye, in serious discomfort. "I don't know if that was premeditated or just a desperation move...but Maddix caught Lil' Buck right in the same eye Ejiro Fasaki worked over back in the Seychelles." remembers Pete. "That's a good point." "And if it was planned, it was smart from Maddix." "Of course it was planned! All of Maddix's cheating is planned." As Buck continues to favour his eye, Maddix is taking the opportunity to recover much needed oxygen. Up comes Sugarhill's Finest to his feet, to be met with a forearm strike from Maddix. A second! Third...fourth...fifth and Buck is dazed now, enough for Maddix to hit the ropes. But despite impaired vision, Buck can see enough of the figure darting towards him to wrap and arm around the head, snaring Landon and quickly applying a sleeper. Before just as quickly dropping out, driving some more air out of Maddix and draping an arm over top... ONE! TWO! ...KICKOUT! "Maddix got Bucked Up, from out of nowhere, but managed to shoot a shoulder." "Yeah, Buck'll have to try and hit moves from out of nowhere now. The longer this match goes, the more that eye is going to bother him. Especially after the damage Ejiro did...you should have seen how swollen up it was on the flight out of the Seychelles, Pete." As both men get back to their feet, Buck goes to the gut with a knee before whipping Maddix headlong into the turnbuckles. Somehow, Maddix is able to leap to the middle rope...catching Buck charging with a boot to the jaw. Maddix fires a second boot off for good measure, making sure Buck is neautralised, before giving the signal for the Crash Landon!! "He's going for it early!" The crowd pop, as Maddix snares Buck's head and springs off the ropes... ...but as soon as Maddix starts to rotate, Buck is in control of the move and comes to a stop at 180! Maddix is still hanging off of Buck's body, trying desperatly to force Buck downwards, even throwing left hands to the head. But Sugarhill's Finest won't budge, carrying Maddix out of the corner...and dropping to one knee, SNAPPING Maddix across the other with a backbreaker!! "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" "Buck was too big and too strong for the Crash Landon!" Shrugging Maddix's frame off of his knee nonchalantly, Buck drops into a lateral press... ONE! TWO! TH... ...ONLY TWO! Piercing through referee Harcastle with a one eyed glare, Buck clambers back to his feet. He then drops a knee directly to the sternum, going back to his previous gameplan. Maddix shoots straight up to his knees gasping for breath, but Buck drags him straight back down and drops a second knee. *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!* Suddenly, Buck's head shoots up, as the Egyptian crowd are being rallied by Megan Skye. Ignoring the claps, Buck drags Maddix to his feet and drags him over near the ropes. A scoop from Buck looks to be leading to a hot shot...but Maddix floats over the back, waiting for Buck to turn around... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOO!!" ...before leathering him with a knifedge! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOO!!" ...and again! *SLA...* *WHAM!* ...but Buck cuts him off with a STIFF clothesline!! Maddix gets turned inside out, rolling lifelessly onto his back and allowing Buck to make the cover... ONE! TWO! ...ONLY TWO!! "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" "Listen to this crowd, solidly behind Landon Maddix!" shouts Pete. "But crowd support isn't gonna fill Maddix's lungs with air! Every time Maddix tries to mount a comeback, he runs out of gas and gets caught. A bunch of cat worshipers ain't gonna change that!" Bringing Maddix up again, Buck stoops low and lifts Maddix onto his shoulder...carrying him across the ring and placing him onto the top turnbuckle. Buck cracks Maddix with a couple of left hands to keep him in place, before climbing from the bottom ropes to the middle.Giving the signal, Buck takes a moment to display his "Dirty South" tattoo... "ARRGGGHHH!!" ...but AGAIN, gets jabbed in his bad eye!! "Come on Hardcastle!" moans King. "That's twice now!" The eyepoke is seemingly enough to save Maddix, as he nails Buck with a forearm! Buck teeters but hangs onto the top rope vehemently...so Maddix nails a second forearm! Another wobble, but still Buck is holding on. Feeling a little steadier, Maddix re-adjusts on the buckles and swipes away one of Buck's hands, leaving him dangling precariously. And leaving him wide-open for a swift knee to the face, sending Buck FLYING backwards and CRASHING to the mat below!! Groaning, Buck begins to roll away from the corner, whilst Maddix pulls himself to his feet on the top rope, waiting for Buck to slow down before launching off the top... ...and CONNECTING with a Frog Splash!! "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" But the Tag Champion cannot stay atop Buck, rolling off of his opponent, clutching his ribs. "Beautiful Frog Splash, but it may not have been the wisest move in Maddix's condition!" cries Pete. "If not for that eye, Maddix'd be beaten by now." is all King can grumble in response. On the outside, Megan encourages Maddix to hurry up and make the cover, which is easier said than done on her part. Gritting his teeth, Maddix exasperatedly crawls on his stomach, reaching Buck and flopping on top... ONE! TW... POWER~!FUL KICKOUT!! "No way that cover was gonna get it done." King critiques. Rolling to his feet, Buck measures the recovering Maddix and swipes. Maddix ducks the left hand though, quickly firing a dropkick into Buck's kneecap. Leg shooting out behind him, Buck hops on his standin foot until he can regain his balance. Back to his feet, Maddix hits a second dropkick to the knee, this time dropping Buck down to one knee. Spotting an opening, Maddix gets a run-up... "SHINING WIZAAAAAA..." ...NO!! Buck throws his arms over his face and blocks the Shining Wizard with his forearms!! Quickly shaking the pain out of his arms, Buck catches Maddix as he turns back around, booting him in the gut and pulling him into a standing headscissors. Locking up, Buck then looks to haul Maddix up. But the gutsy Galactico wraps his arms around Buck's right leg and clings on for dear-life!! Buck tries once and twice to lift Maddix, getting him up a certain amount before almost toppling over himself. Angrily, Buck SLAMS his forearms into Maddix's spine! And again! With his opponent weakened, Buck now tries again, hauling Maddix up... ...but Buck puts too much energy into the lift, allowing Maddix to float AAAAALL the way over and cradle him into a sunset flip... ONE! TWO! TH... ...ONLY TWO! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" Kicking out, Buck rolls through to his feet. The Gangsta Of Love moves in towards Maddix, but Maddix tumbles underneath Buck's grasp. Frustrated, Buck goes after Maddix again, the Tag Champion again tumbling out of reach and across the ring. Maddix soon realises he's tiring himself out though. And as Buck advances a third time, Maddix doesn't tumble, instead nailing a right hand. And a second. Buck quickly catches Maddix with a left though, knocking him down. "Maddix shouldn't be trying to exchange strikes with Buck." points out Pete, as Maddix scrambles back up. "He should be using pace." "He can't use pace for long with bad ribs though." Maddix defiantly comes at Buck with a forearm this time. A second, third, fourth, fifth, cupping him behind the head with his free hand to keep a stationary target. Buck pushes Maddix away, but The Next Generation rolls through and fires off a jab, suspiciously close to Buck's bad eye. Instantly, Buck howls and grabs at the eye, while Maddix hits the ropes, hooking Buck down with a bulldog to the approval of Megan on the floor! Head bouncing off the mat, Lil' Buck rolls onto his front to tend to the eye. He gets no favours from Landon though, as he places the flat of his boot across the nose and RAKES upwards, leaving Buck writhing in pain! "YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!" "Latino Eyerake!" cries Pete. "And Maddix can do no wrong at the moment, in the eyes of the crowd at least." As Buck continues to be pre-occupied by his rapidly swelling eye, Maddix hits the ropes and drives in a double stomp...dropping instantly into a back senton!! Maddix favours the ribs, but this time is able to cover straight away... ONE! TWO! THR... ...NO, ONLY TWO! Cursing aloud, Maddix fights to his feet, encouraging Buck up. Which is a mistake, as Buck ducks a wayward forearm, goes to the ribs with a knee and CHIN CHECKS~! Maddix!! "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" "BIIIIIIG uppercut...and that certainly changes the momentum!" "Buckin' Hell!!" With Landon seemingly out cold, Lil' Buck has had enough, running his thumb across the throat. The universal sign for 'this match is over'. Handful of hair, Buck pulls Maddix to his knees before rocking him once, twice, thrice with forearms over the back. Buck then turns his back and hooks the arms into chickenwings, turning underneath Maddix in preparation for the Buck-Wild Ride... ...but Maddix has it scouted and desperatly fires his right leg towards his left, sandwiching Buck's head in the process. Five or six times Buck's head gets sandwiched before Maddix can finally adjust... *SMACK!* "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" ...AND MULE KICK BUCK IN THE FACE~! "A DESPERATE escape from Maddix...he knows what that move's all about." The kick knocks Buck loopy, allowing Maddix to free his arms. And with Buck on his hands and knees, Maddix quickly turns on his heels and steps over Buck's back, grabbing the head for the Land Of Nod!! "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" "LAND OF NOD!" cheers Pete. "He's too strong, I'll betcha he's too strong!" Maddix snares the head and starts to pull back... ...but King is dead on the money as Buck shakes out the cobwebs and pushes off his hands and knees, to his feet. Easily lifting the 220 pounds of Maddix onto his shoulder, Buck suddenly breaks into a run across the ring, throwing Maddix off as he gets near the corner... ...only for Maddix to counter the snake eyes, landing on the middle turnbuckle. Setting himself, Maddix springs off the ropes and rotates towards the 360ing Buck, catching his head and DDTing him into the canvas!! "Nice move by Maddix!" Pete applauds. "But not the one he wanted!" King fires back. "He couldn't get the Crash Landon, he couldn't apply the Land Of Nod...what else has he got? I don't think Maddix has a move that can beat Buck, now his finishers didn't work!" "He could always cheat." "Yeah and it's idiots like you that encourage him!" As he gets to his feet, Maddix does look at a loss for what to do next, so he decides to cover Buck... ONE! TWO! TH... ...kickout! Still Lil' Buck won't give up, his entire body pulsating with adrenaline as he begins to fight back to his feet. Clearly worried, Maddix nails a right hand. A right hand Buck doesn't seem to feel. Buck gets to his knees as Maddix swings again, but again he has no effect. Luckily, it seems Landon's been studying his 'Art Of Hulking Up' tapes and stops punching the shaking Buck, instead, hitting the ropes. As he comes back, Buck is up though, charging through Maddix with a shoulder block! Buck comes to a stop straightaway though, having to shake out some more cobwebs before turning to grab Maddix again. "LAN - DON!" "LAN - DON!" "LAN - DON!" Buck grabs Landon's right arm and laces it through his legs, trying to Pump It Up...but Maddix quickly shoots back an elbow, connecting with the eye socket more by luck than judgement. As he escape the attempted pumphandle, Maddix hits a second elbow to the eye, this one judgement not luck. Stopping to gasp for breath momentarily, Maddix throws another elbow...only for Buck to weave underneath, waiting for Maddix to spin away from him before GRABBING HIM IN THE FULL NELSON!! "HE'S GOING FOR THE CHAMPION'S REQUIEM!!" Maddix knows what's coming and frantically tries to escape before Buck can lock his hands. Luckily for him, Megan also knows what's coming and jumps to the apron in front of Maddix. Referee Hardcastle takes a moment to notice the flailing female behind him, but when he does, he quickly reprimands her and yells for her to go back to the floor... *CHING!* "YYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" ...getting sucked right into the plan. "LOWBLOW!" howls King. "And Hardcastle didn't see a thing." "DAMN IT, I knew you shouldn't have given him any ideas!!" As his eyes open to the size of saucers, Buck breathlessly holds his 'area'. Hardcastle turns around and spots it but can't make the call on speculation, no matter how obvious the clues are...simply watching on as Maddix goes to the knee with the dropkick. This time, Buck drops to one knee first time, as Landon hits the ropes in front... "SHINING WIZZAAAAAAARRRRRDD!!!!" ...AND CONNECTS WITH THE SHINING WIZARD, SNATCHING A LEG AS HE FOLLOWS THROUGH INTO A COVER... ONE! TWO! THREEEEEE!!!! "YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" *DING DING DING!* "HE GOT IT!" cheers Pete, over the roaring crowd and blaring sounds of Incubus. "BIG win for Landon Maddix!!" Maddix quickly rolls backwards and out of the ring, into the arms of Megan who helps the breathless Tag Team Champion to stay on his feet. Raising an arm is about all Maddix can do now, Megan continuing to hold him aloft whilst Maddix's Tag Team Title belt is retrieved. "He couldn't get the Land Of Nod, or the Crash Landon...but Maddix managed to pull out the big victory over Lil' Buck. And that certainly does his World Title ranking no harm." "He cheated AGAIN." moans King. "Fair means or foul, it matters not, as Maddix picks up the win." "Try telling that to Buck." Retreating away from ringside with his belt, the victory and all his ribs presumably still intact, Maddix smirks through the pain he's feeling. Watching on from the ring, Buck has just about come around. Hardcastle tries to check on him, but Buck shoves his away, clearly pissed teh fuq off with the manner of his defeat. And, judging from the glare up the rampway at Maddix, pissed at him too. -FADE OUT- Edited June 8, 2005 by King Cucaracha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2005 Wow, this Shinning Wizard must really be brutal. What exactly is it anyway cause I can't ever catch anyone describing it just "OMG! SHINNING WIZARD~!" CRACK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2005 This is on the card now, btw. And a shining wizard is a kick or knee, depending who uses it, to the back of a sitting or kneeling opponent's head, using the opponent's leg or knee as a "stair step" to get the appropriate height. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2005 (edited) The guy taking it is on one knee. Then the guy delivering springs off the knee, kneeing the recipient in the face. Some people hit with the thigh and it doesn't look bad (CM Punk, Ebessan) but some connect with the actual kneecap and make it look much more 'snug' (B-Boy). It's kinda the same as Hurricane's step up enziguri kick, except with a knee. The enziguri version is I think called the Shining Black, or it's the Glimmering Warlock for indy fans. There's a Kawada kick version too. EDIT: I need to start typing faster. Edited June 8, 2005 by King Cucaracha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2005 Shining Black is a Yakuza Kick from the Shining Wizard setup. Chono does it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2005 Yeah, Drazen uses the Shining Black too. Spike uses the Dangerous Wizard, which is the Shining Enzuigiri. Pretzler is called 'Shining Wizard' on the Death Valley Driver forums, where he discusses the size of wrestlers' penises. Or should that be peni? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2005 Yeah, Drazen uses the Shining Black too. Spike uses the Dangerous Wizard, which is the Shining Enzuigiri. Pretzler is called 'Shining Wizard' on the Death Valley Driver forums, where he discusses the size of wrestlers' penises. Or should that be peni? It's "penises". It's US that becomes I. Hippopotamus, cactus, fetus, Toys R' Us. Hippopotami, cacti, feti, Toys R' I. It's that simple. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2005 'Penises' is correct. In the Latin, it would be 'penes.' In board canon, it is appropriate to say that someone 'lacks penii,' but I would say 'No pobo!' to that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2005 Why the fuck are we talking about the proper plural form of penis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2005 Well, shit, Jay, it's not going to debate itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2005 John Steinbeck employs the plural form "penes" in his acclaimed masterwork (ha!) The Grapes of Wrath, but the word does seem rather archaic and unfit to be applied to the genitalia of Scorpio and René Duprée. I think we can all agree that "bonerz" works just as well, if not better. I do occasionally post under that name (Shining Wizard, not the plural form of penis) and up until recently had a rather witty signature discussing its origins. Which I may have to bring back, since my new sig contains the now-forbidden phrase "Pimp me..." EDIT: And in one of those coincidences you just can't make up, that same word filter replaces "pimp me" with, and I quote: "Mmmmmmm penises....." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
