The GAB 4 Way.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I can get started on it tonight and do some work tomorrow, but I'll need the finish to come from someone else, as I've got some extra hours this weekend, plus a graduation party to attend, and doubt I'd be able to finish it and give it enough length to do it justice. Eski, CC, you guys gonna be able to?

[CanadianChick 0]

I can donate a bit of time, but I've got one final exam to study for. Won't be able to do any tonight, but tomorrow I'm sure I can help.

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

Yeah I can probably take it.

 

Who's winning?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Either Crystal/Gunner or GPX. What I'd like to do is build up the Upstarts even more, but when we have the TLC, have Some Guy and Zack take the belts in that match. Obviously that'll be the crowd-pleasing moment and the heels will be pissed, but the next week Drek can remind GPX, etc. that us winning was a GOOD Thing, because it's not going to help the Originals get unified anytime soon, as The Original Elite would want the belts, etc.

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

I'd say Crystal/Gunner then, as GPX won the 3 way last month.

 

I'd guess the story of the match would be Crystal/Gunner/GPX working together while the Originals can't get on the same page. That would lead to the defeat, and the start of the Originals realising they're going to need to work together.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Sounds good. I'm going to put the match here, that way if anyone gets free time and wants to add to it, we all can.

 

CABOOSE

You know what we have next, Cole.

 

COACH

Hey, how come you always ask him if he knows what's next?

 

CABOOSE

Because the less you talk, the better.

 

COLE

Haha...sorry, Coach. Up next we've got a grudge match if there ever was one, but not your typical grudge. This one is between four of the top teams in the OAOAST, none of whom seem to be getting along, with the exception of Gunner and Crystal and the GPX.

 

CABOOSE

And right there that's a key to this contest. Those two teams are on the same wavelength as of late. Whatever Drek Stone is selling the GPX are buying, feeling it follows the belief that the spotlight was taken off them by the Originals after Anglemania. Crystal and Gunner are always up for making Zack's life miserable, but everyone has gone to extremes as of late in trying to take each other out.

 

COLE

We saw that melee Thursday night that resulted in General Manager Josie Baker getting knocked out cold by a School's Out from Zack, which allowed the GPX, Gunner and Crystal to escape the wrath of Zack, Some Guy, Dan Black and CWM, four men who hate each other as much as they do those other two teams.

 

CABOOSE

It's a recipe for disaster, but when we say that in the OAOAST, we know we're guaranteed a great match. Let's let Buffer take it away.

 

COACH

Can I get at least one word in edge-wise?

 

CABOOSE

By my count, that sentence just gave you nine words and a hyphen. That's enough.

 

COACH

...

 

Up in the ring, the ever-dapper Michael Buffer stands tall, his booming voice overpowering the crowd noise in the arena.

 

BUFFER

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the FOUR WAY DANCE!

 

The crowd roars, and immediately following the announcement is the sound of "Quiet", normally the theme song for Dan Black and Tony Brannigan, but for tonight, the theme song of Black and his Original Elite associate CWM. Together, the duo walks through the mist that engulfs the aisle, two vicious souls ready to exact some revenge on the other three teams tonight.

 

BUFFER

Approaching the ring at this time, weighing in at a combined weight of four hundred, eighty eight pounds. First, from Abbotsford, British Columbia Canada, he is C...W...MMMMMMMMM! His partner, hailing from London, England, he is The Ice Heart, DAAAAAN BLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK!

 

Clad in his trenchcoat, Black springs up onto the apron and slowly removes his sunglasses, revealing his icy glare to the world, as CWM perches himself atop the turnbuckles and stares out into the crowd. The fans welcome them with mostly jeering, although some scattered cheers are audible.

 

COLE

Two men who don't care what anyone thinks about them.

 

As Black removes his coat and steps into the ring, "Quiet" is replaced by "Plug In Baby", as the Muse tune is aired to welcome the Crown Jewel of the OAOAST and her henchman.

 

BUFFER

Introducing team number two, weighing in at a combined weight of five hundred, twenty five pounds. First, from Coquitlam, British Columbia Canada, she claims to be the Crown Jewel of the OAOAST, CRRRRRRRRRRRYSSSSSSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAL! Her partner, from Detroit, MI, GUNNNERRRRR SHARRRRRPSSSSSS!

 

The imposing Gunner and the instigator herself make it to ringside, with Crystal waiting for Gunner to enter the ring before she dare step foot in it. Gunner steps over the ropes and stands in front of CWM and Dan Black, not speaking, not flinching, while Crystal comes in behind him and jaw-jacks with her two opponents.

 

"In a world full of posers..."

 

The spoken word introduction of the O-Town hit "Make Her Say" comes over the sound system, and the fans immediately stand to boo and jeer the two men about to make their entrance.

 

"Make Her Say UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NAH NAH NAH NAH!"

 

Coming out from the back, as cocky as ever, are Scotty Static and Johnny Jax, strutting and swaggering their way down the aisle as Buffer makes good with the introductions.

 

BUFFER

Now coming down the aisle, team number three. Weighing in tonight at a combined weight of four hundred, seven pounds...first, from Hotlanta, GA, SCOTTTTTYYYYYY STAAAAAAAAATTTTTICCCCC! His partner, from the 313, JOHNNNNYYYYY JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXX...they are the GLOBAL PARTY EXCHANGE~!

 

Immediately, Johnny and Scotty hop in the ring and stand alongside Crystal and Gunner, with the four of them staring down Black and CWM. Referee Nick Patrick pleads with them to wait until the bell rings to settle their differences, but the cocky GPX and their occasional allies inch forward, moving towards a prepared Black and CWM...until Black and CWM bolt forward and start nailing everyone in sight!

 

COLE

It's pandemonium already!

 

Black starts swinging, nailing both Static and Sharps, while CWM goes after Jax. Crystal tries to pull her fellow Canadian off of him, but he turns around and shoves her down, then turns around to go back to Jax...and gets nailed with a lariat! Jax and a recovered Crystal start putting the boots to CWM, while Sharps holds Black for Scotty to kick in the ribs, when all of a sudden the lights dim, and an the all too familiar sound of bass chords fills the arena, sending the fans into a frenzy! "Getting Away With Murder" blasts through the speakers, and darting out from the locker room and down the aisle are Zack Malibu and Some Guy, sans intro, since Buffer headed for higher ground when the fighting broke out!

 

CABOOSE

Ring the bell, Patrick!

 

The veteran referee finds a neutral corner and stays there, calling for the bell as everyone pairs off. CWM and Gunner, Some Guy with Crystal, Dan Black with Scotty Static and Zack Malibu with Johnny Jackson. It's an all out war zone in the opening moment, as fists fly between the four teams. CWM backs Gunner into the corner and mounts the ropes, bringing punch after punch down upon him, until the big man grabs CWM by the legs and drops him over the ropes onto the apron. Reacting quickly, CWM takes Gunner's head and jumps down off the apron, snapping the big man's neck on the top rope to stagger him...and then Some Guy comes racing over and dives at Gunner with a crossbody that sends them both falling over the ropes and down to the floor! Seeing this, Crystal goes to race to the aid of her bodyguard, but as she begins to run to the ropes, Black reaches out and grabs her by the hair, jerking her down to the canvas! Black kicks Crystal and forces her out to the apron under the bottom rope, and that leaves Zack Malibu alone against both GPX members. Static and Jax are able to overcome the Preppy One, working him over with forearms across the neck and back before pulling him up and whipping him towards the ropes...and towards Black! The Ice Heart sees Malibu coming and ducks low, backdropping him over the ropes and out to the apron...but Malibu clings to the top rope and lands on his feet. GPX quickly move towards Black, but Malibu springs off the top rope just as quickly, launching himself back into the ring over Dan Black and delivering a double dropkick to both members of the Global Party Exchange!

 

COACH

Damn!

 

CABOOSE

Cole, when did we hire Ron Simmons?

 

Static and Jax roll out of the ring as well, and no sooner is Zack up on his feet then he's spun around by Black, who shoves him away and tells Zack that he "had it". Malibu responds by approaching Black silently, and the two go nose to nose for a moment before locking up in the center of the ring! Black quickly grabs a headlock, but Zack shoves him off, into the ropes...then gets floored when Black rebounds, crashing into him with a shoulderblock. Black hits the ropes again, hopping over Zack's body and then running across the ring to the other side, and Zack springs up, leapfrogging him on this rebound, and when Zack turns around, he's snared again in a headlock! Black wrenches his arm around Zack's cranium, but Malibu quickly slips his head out and grabs his own headlock! Black struggles to free himself, pushing Zack so that he moves forward towards the ropes, and as Black lifts Zack for a back suplex, Malibu plants both his feet into the chest of Crystal, knocking her off the apron and using that move to float over Black's shoulders, land on his feet and quickly hook a waistlock. Black squirms, then fires back an elbow to break free before swinging himself around behind Zack and hooking both of his arms, locking Zack in a full nelson, but Malibu is able to pull his arms free and then use a go-behind, then bring Black to the canvas with a waistlock takedown! Zack then applies a side headlock, but Black pushes up off the canvas and gets to his feet, all while in the hold, then shoves Malibu away, looking unimpressed with his opponent's ability in the early going.

 

COLE

These two are two of the most experienced OAOAST performers, two of the best in the world.

 

CABOOSE

And bitter rivals.

 

Black waves Zack on, holding his hands up to ask for another lockup from the popular superstar, but as Zack moves in, Black stuns him with a forearm to the side of the jaw! Another one follows, and Zack gets sent to the ropes. Black jumps up, trying for a rana as Zack comes off...but at the last second Zack holds onto the ropes to stop his momentum, and Black crashes down to the canvas! He sits up, and Malibu dives forward, cracking him in the jaw with a basement dropkick that sends Black rolling to his corner and tags in CWM!

 

COLE

Speaking of bitter rivals...

 

CWM rushes into the ring and charges Zack, but Malibu busts out the MATRIX DUCK~! in dodging a lariat, then comes up and spins CWM around, taking him by the arm and whipping him into his own corner! CWM crashes chest first, then stumbles back...but Malibu runs at him and dropkicks him between the shoulder blades, sending him into the corner again! CWM rests up against the turnbuckles, momentarily dazed, and this allows Malibu to race towards him from across the ring and dive into the air, crushing CWM in the corner with a diving splash! CWM flops backwards, and Malibu quickly goes for the cover on his old foe!

 

ONE!

 

T-KICKOUT!

 

CWM is able to get a shoulder up, but Malibu reacts immediately, pulling him up by his arm and leading him to the corner, where Zack tags in Some Guy to a loud pop! Together, Zack and Some Guy each take an arm and wrench it, then stun CWM with a double chop to the chest before Some Guy takes him to the mat with a fireman's carry and locks on a rear chinlock. CWM tries to roll out, but Some Guy keeps ahold of him, and the two come up to their feet, where CWM shoves Some Guy towards the ropes. SG rebound, and CWM runs towards him and brings his knee up...but Some Guy floats over the knee and into a schoolboy rollup!

 

ONE!

 

T-NO!

 

CWM again easily kicks out and get to his feet, infuriated. He and Some Guy stare each other down, looking ready to kill each other...until they each move towards opposite corners, with Some Guy tagging in Scotty Static and CWM tagging in Crystal!

 

COLE

HA!

 

CABOOSE

CWM and Some Guy on the same page...we haven't seen that since the days of the aWo!

 

Both Crystal and Scotty complain, but Patrick makes the call that tags were made, and they are now the legal people. CWM and Some Guy eye each other as they exit the ring, each man taking his spot on the apron. Crystal and Static are now in the ring and scowl at the four OAOAST veterans who sit on the apron, waiting for the two cocky youngsters to lock horns. The first ever female World Champion and the once-popular Static tie up, jockeying for position as the rest of the combatants watch on. Scotty quickly goes to an arm wrench, but Crystal easily manuevers her way out, flipping forward and then wrenching Static's arm. Scotty reaches for the ropes, but Crystal delivers two roundhouse kicks to his stomach, doubling him over while stuck in a wristlock, and then once he's keeled over, Crystal segues into a stepover armbar. Crystal pulls up on the arm, but Static tries and tries to reach the ropes...and grabs the middle rope, causing Crystal to have to break the hold! Immediately, Crystal backs off of her occasional ally and allows a clean break, giving Static enough space to get to his feet. Scotty comes up and shakes his arm, trying to get the feeling back, and moves towards Crystal, who extends a hand out of sportsmanship. Scotty accepts, but the normal goodwill gesture gets booed out of the building, causing both superstars to pause and look at the crowd in shock as they circle each other again.

 

COLE

These are not two of the most beloved athletes in the company, at least not anymore.

 

CABOOSE

It's amazing to think that one year ago, these two were two of the most popular wrestlers in the world, while Zack Malibu, CWM, and Dan Black were loathed by the wrestling community, and Some Guy was not working full-time in the OAOAST. Funny how things change, eh Cole?

 

COLE

Indeed.

 

COACH

FUNAKI~!

 

COLE

What?

 

COACH

Indeed, Fu...nevermind.

[Tony149 0]

...when we have the TLC, have Some Guy and Zack take the belts in that match. 

 

I wasn't expecting that. Kinda ruins a couple of my plans, but... I'm pretty much open to anything, so we'll see.

 

Edit: "Ruin" might be stretching it too much. Zack/SG winning the belts is something I can work around.

 

In other news, apologies in advance if I'm a bit late with my PPV stuff. I'm half-way through a tag title match and just have the intros written for my portion of the ME due to my celebration of the Spurs winning the NBA championship. Nice guys do finish last!

 

Edited June 25, 2005 by Tony149

[Adam 0]

Daz cool. I've got quite a bit of time to take the Main home and get it back to you by Sunday.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I've done a fair portion of the match, but not sure how much more I'll be able to add tonight. If you guys have been working on it on your own Word programs or whatever, make sure to add what I've added please.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Uh...did anyone finish the four way?

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

Real life shit got in the way for me, unfortunately, so apologies to all...

[Zack Malibu 0]

It's no problem, I'm not mad by any means. I just wasn't online this weekend to catch you guys and find out if any help was needed. Are we all going to be able to work on this tomorrow? Let me know because I'll do all I can ASAP, even if it means sneaking in some writing time at work.

[King Cucaracha 0]

It's no problem, I'm not mad by any means.

 

But NYU is.

 

 

 

If you guy need any help, give me a shout within the next couple of hours and I can write part. I know it's not my match, but hey, I'm a nice guy.

[Zack Malibu 0]

KC, if you could, it'd be a big help. In case you get this far into it, eliminations are as follows:

 

GPX after a Falling Star Driver on Static and Some Guy nails Jax with a Some Kick before he can break up the pin.

 

Moments after, CWM pounces on Some Guy and Pollycuts him, then kicks him out of the ring. With the ref distracted by this, Black comes in and hits the Blackout on Malibu, leaving him prone for a CWM pin.

 

Crystal and Gunner win after some double teaming and shenanigans.

 

The story of the match is that the Upstarts are pretty much together in this, while the Originals are still at odds. Once GPX gets eliminated, Black and CWM strike, figuring that they'll fare just fine in a normal setting with Crystal and Gunner, but pride gets the better of them and the Upstarts take the victory.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Gimme a couple of hours and I'll have something added for you. Then you'll have to take it from there.

[Zack Malibu 0]

No problem. I'm at work until 8 my time (another 4-4 1/2 hours) so I can get something done during that time. Eski, CC, are you guys able to do anything today?

[King Cucaracha 0]

Here you go, one (slightly) updated match.

 

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CABOOSE

You know what we have next, Cole.

 

COACH

Hey, how come you always ask him if he knows what's next?

 

CABOOSE

Because the less you talk, the better.

 

COLE

Haha...sorry, Coach. Up next we've got a grudge match if there ever was one, but not your typical grudge. This one is between four of the top teams in the OAOAST, none of whom seem to be getting along, with the exception of Gunner and Crystal and the GPX.

 

CABOOSE

And right there that's a key to this contest. Those two teams are on the same wavelength as of late. Whatever Drek Stone is selling the GPX are buying, feeling it follows the belief that the spotlight was taken off them by the Originals after Anglemania. Crystal and Gunner are always up for making Zack's life miserable, but everyone has gone to extremes as of late in trying to take each other out.

 

COLE

We saw that melee Thursday night that resulted in General Manager Josie Baker getting knocked out cold by a School's Out from Zack, which allowed the GPX, Gunner and Crystal to escape the wrath of Zack, Some Guy, Dan Black and CWM, four men who hate each other as much as they do those other two teams.

 

CABOOSE

It's a recipe for disaster, but when we say that in the OAOAST, we know we're guaranteed a great match. Let's let Buffer take it away.

 

COACH

Can I get at least one word in edge-wise?

 

CABOOSE

By my count, that sentence just gave you nine words and a hyphen. That's enough.

 

COACH

...

 

Up in the ring, the ever-dapper Michael Buffer stands tall, his booming voice overpowering the crowd noise in the arena.

 

BUFFER

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the FOUR WAY DANCE!

 

The crowd roars, and immediately following the announcement is the sound of "Quiet", normally the theme song for Dan Black and Tony Brannigan, but for tonight, the theme song of Black and his Original Elite associate CWM. Together, the duo walks through the mist that engulfs the aisle, two vicious souls ready to exact some revenge on the other three teams tonight.

 

BUFFER

Approaching the ring at this time, weighing in at a combined weight of four hundred, eighty eight pounds. First, from Abbotsford, British Columbia Canada, he is C...W...MMMMMMMMM! His partner, hailing from London, England, he is The Ice Heart, DAAAAAN BLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK!

 

Clad in his trenchcoat, Black springs up onto the apron and slowly removes his sunglasses, revealing his icy glare to the world, as CWM perches himself atop the turnbuckles and stares out into the crowd. The fans welcome them with mostly jeering, although some scattered cheers are audible.

 

COLE

Two men who don't care what anyone thinks about them.

 

As Black removes his coat and steps into the ring, "Quiet" is replaced by "Plug In Baby", as the Muse tune is aired to welcome the Crown Jewel of the OAOAST and her henchman.

 

BUFFER

Introducing team number two, weighing in at a combined weight of five hundred, twenty five pounds. First, from Coquitlam, British Columbia Canada, she claims to be the Crown Jewel of the OAOAST, CRRRRRRRRRRRYSSSSSSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAL! Her partner, from Detroit, MI, GUNNNERRRRR SHARRRRRPSSSSSS!

 

The imposing Gunner and the instigator herself make it to ringside, with Crystal waiting for Gunner to enter the ring before she dare step foot in it. Gunner steps over the ropes and stands in front of CWM and Dan Black, not speaking, not flinching, while Crystal comes in behind him and jaw-jacks with her two opponents.

 

"In a world full of posers..."

 

The spoken word introduction of the O-Town hit "Make Her Say" comes over the sound system, and the fans immediately stand to boo and jeer the two men about to make their entrance.

 

"Make Her Say UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NAH NAH NAH NAH!"

 

Coming out from the back, as cocky as ever, are Scotty Static and Johnny Jax, strutting and swaggering their way down the aisle as Buffer makes good with the introductions.

 

BUFFER

Now coming down the aisle, team number three. Weighing in tonight at a combined weight of four hundred, seven pounds...first, from Hotlanta, GA, SCOTTTTTYYYYYY STAAAAAAAAATTTTTICCCCC! His partner, from the 313, JOHNNNNYYYYY JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXX...they are the GLOBAL PARTY EXCHANGE~!

 

Immediately, Johnny and Scotty hop in the ring and stand alongside Crystal and Gunner, with the four of them staring down Black and CWM. Referee Nick Patrick pleads with them to wait until the bell rings to settle their differences, but the cocky GPX and their occasional allies inch forward, moving towards a prepared Black and CWM...until Black and CWM bolt forward and start nailing everyone in sight!

 

COLE

It's pandemonium already!

 

Black starts swinging, nailing both Static and Sharps, while CWM goes after Jax. Crystal tries to pull her fellow Canadian off of him, but he turns around and shoves her down, then turns around to go back to Jax...and gets nailed with a lariat! Jax and a recovered Crystal start putting the boots to CWM, while Sharps holds Black for Scotty to kick in the ribs, when all of a sudden the lights dim, and an the all too familiar sound of bass chords fills the arena, sending the fans into a frenzy! "Getting Away With Murder" blasts through the speakers, and darting out from the locker room and down the aisle are Zack Malibu and Some Guy, sans intro, since Buffer headed for higher ground when the fighting broke out!

 

CABOOSE

Ring the bell, Patrick!

 

The veteran referee finds a neutral corner and stays there, calling for the bell as everyone pairs off. CWM and Gunner, Some Guy with Crystal, Dan Black with Scotty Static and Zack Malibu with Johnny Jackson. It's an all out war zone in the opening moment, as fists fly between the four teams. CWM backs Gunner into the corner and mounts the ropes, bringing punch after punch down upon him, until the big man grabs CWM by the legs and drops him over the ropes onto the apron. Reacting quickly, CWM takes Gunner's head and jumps down off the apron, snapping the big man's neck on the top rope to stagger him...and then Some Guy comes racing over and dives at Gunner with a crossbody that sends them both falling over the ropes and down to the floor! Seeing this, Crystal goes to race to the aid of her bodyguard, but as she begins to run to the ropes, Black reaches out and grabs her by the hair, jerking her down to the canvas! Black kicks Crystal and forces her out to the apron under the bottom rope, and that leaves Zack Malibu alone against both GPX members. Static and Jax are able to overcome the Preppy One, working him over with forearms across the neck and back before pulling him up and whipping him towards the ropes...and towards Black! The Ice Heart sees Malibu coming and ducks low, backdropping him over the ropes and out to the apron...but Malibu clings to the top rope and lands on his feet. GPX quickly move towards Black, but Malibu springs off the top rope just as quickly, launching himself back into the ring over Dan Black and delivering a double dropkick to both members of the Global Party Exchange!

 

COACH

Damn!

 

CABOOSE

Cole, when did we hire Ron Simmons?

 

Static and Jax roll out of the ring as well, and no sooner is Zack up on his feet then he's spun around by Black, who shoves him away and tells Zack that he "had it". Malibu responds by approaching Black silently, and the two go nose to nose for a moment before locking up in the center of the ring! Black quickly grabs a headlock, but Zack shoves him off, into the ropes...then gets floored when Black rebounds, crashing into him with a shoulderblock. Black hits the ropes again, hopping over Zack's body and then running across the ring to the other side, and Zack springs up, leapfrogging him on this rebound, and when Zack turns around, he's snared again in a headlock! Black wrenches his arm around Zack's cranium, but Malibu quickly slips his head out and grabs his own headlock! Black struggles to free himself, pushing Zack so that he moves forward towards the ropes, and as Black lifts Zack for a back suplex, Malibu plants both his feet into the chest of Crystal, knocking her off the apron and using that move to float over Black's shoulders, land on his feet and quickly hook a waistlock. Black squirms, then fires back an elbow to break free before swinging himself around behind Zack and hooking both of his arms, locking Zack in a full nelson, but Malibu is able to pull his arms free and then use a go-behind, then bring Black to the canvas with a waistlock takedown! Zack then applies a side headlock, but Black pushes up off the canvas and gets to his feet, all while in the hold, then shoves Malibu away, looking unimpressed with his opponent's ability in the early going.

 

COLE

These two are two of the most experienced OAOAST performers, two of the best in the world.

 

CABOOSE

And bitter rivals.

 

Black waves Zack on, holding his hands up to ask for another lockup from the popular superstar, but as Zack moves in, Black stuns him with a forearm to the side of the jaw! Another one follows, and Zack gets sent to the ropes. Black jumps up, trying for a rana as Zack comes off...but at the last second Zack holds onto the ropes to stop his momentum, and Black crashes down to the canvas! He sits up, and Malibu dives forward, cracking him in the jaw with a basement dropkick that sends Black rolling to his corner and tags in CWM!

 

COLE

Speaking of bitter rivals...

 

CWM rushes into the ring and charges Zack, but Malibu busts out the MATRIX DUCK~! in dodging a lariat, then comes up and spins CWM around, taking him by the arm and whipping him into his own corner! CWM crashes chest first, then stumbles back...but Malibu runs at him and dropkicks him between the shoulder blades, sending him into the corner again! CWM rests up against the turnbuckles, momentarily dazed, and this allows Malibu to race towards him from across the ring and dive into the air, crushing CWM in the corner with a diving splash! CWM flops backwards, and Malibu quickly goes for the cover on his old foe!

 

ONE!

 

T-KICKOUT!

 

CWM is able to get a shoulder up, but Malibu reacts immediately, pulling him up by his arm and leading him to the corner, where Zack tags in Some Guy to a loud pop! Together, Zack and Some Guy each take an arm and wrench it, then stun CWM with a double chop to the chest before Some Guy takes him to the mat with a fireman's carry and locks on a rear chinlock. CWM tries to roll out, but Some Guy keeps ahold of him, and the two come up to their feet, where CWM shoves Some Guy towards the ropes. SG rebound, and CWM runs towards him and brings his knee up...but Some Guy floats over the knee and into a schoolboy rollup!

 

ONE!

 

T-NO!

 

CWM again easily kicks out and get to his feet, infuriated. He and Some Guy stare each other down, looking ready to kill each other...until they each move towards opposite corners, with Some Guy tagging in Scotty Static and CWM tagging in Crystal!

 

COLE

HA!

 

CABOOSE

CWM and Some Guy on the same page...we haven't seen that since the days of the aWo!

 

Both Crystal and Scotty complain, but Patrick makes the call that tags were made, and they are now the legal people. CWM and Some Guy eye each other as they exit the ring, each man taking his spot on the apron. Crystal and Static are now in the ring and scowl at the four OAOAST veterans who sit on the apron, waiting for the two cocky youngsters to lock horns. The first ever female World Champion and the once-popular Static tie up, jockeying for position as the rest of the combatants watch on. Scotty quickly goes to an arm wrench, but Crystal easily manuevers her way out, flipping forward and then wrenching Static's arm. Scotty reaches for the ropes, but Crystal delivers two roundhouse kicks to his stomach, doubling him over while stuck in a wristlock, and then once he's keeled over, Crystal segues into a stepover armbar. Crystal pulls up on the arm, but Static tries and tries to reach the ropes...and grabs the middle rope, causing Crystal to have to break the hold! Immediately, Crystal backs off of her occasional ally and allows a clean break, giving Static enough space to get to his feet. Scotty comes up and shakes his arm, trying to get the feeling back, and moves towards Crystal, who extends a hand out of sportsmanship. Scotty accepts, but the normal goodwill gesture gets booed out of the building, causing both superstars to pause and look at the crowd in shock as they circle each other again.

 

COLE

These are not two of the most beloved athletes in the company, at least not anymore.

 

CABOOSE

It's amazing to think that one year ago, these two were two of the most popular wrestlers in the world, while Zack Malibu, CWM, and Dan Black were loathed by the wrestling community, and Some Guy was not working full-time in the OAOAST. Funny how things change, eh Cole?

 

COLE

Indeed.

 

COACH

FUNAKI~!

 

COLE

What?

 

COACH

Indeed, Fu...nevermind.

 

Shrugging, Crystal calls Static in for another lock-up. Swiftly, Scotty slips behind the Female Phenom, applying a waistlock. A waistlock he almost seems to be enjoying too much, before Crystal drops down, hooking Static's lower leg and taking him to the canvas. Crystal rolls to the side quickly and tries to capitalise with a Muta lock. But Static quickly pushes up onto his hands and tumbles forward, before reaching up and snatching over Crystal with a small package...

 

 

ONE!

 

Kickout, suspiciously easily.

 

COLE

Well, it's all very well these two exchanging holds...but I'm sure they don't want to eliminate each other's teams. At least there's a remote possibility of some co-operation there, where-as the other two teams flat out hate the guts of...

 

CABOOSE

Everyone in the match.

 

COLE

Exactly.

 

Both Static and Crystal pause again, hesitant to carry on fighting each other. Especially when they have so many hated rivals around the ring. Crystal now calls Static in and while pointing to Zack and Some Guy's corner, whispers some strategy to her 'opponent'. Referee Patrick seems as confused as everyone else, as Scotty nods with a wry smile. A high-five follows, before Crystal swaggers over to Some Guy and Zack's corner.

 

CRYSTAL

C'mon big shot. Let's see what you've got...HEY!

 

Crystal tries to tag in Malibu, but the preppy one removes his hands from Crystal's swing. Seeming agitated, Crystal tries to tag Some Guy. With the same non-result, as both drop off the apron and to the floor.

 

"YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!"

 

Screaming out of the ring, Crystal continues to try and dare Zack and Some Guy into stepping back up. But they don't take the bait. Instead, simply watching on, as Static sneaks up behind Crystal and schoolboys her to the mat...

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

...kickout by Crystal.

 

Getting to her feet, Crystal starts to yell and screams at Static now. As the slanging match kicks off, Zack and Some Guy chuckle to themselves as they climb back to their corner. As soon as they do though, the arguement abruptly stops and Crystal tags Zack's hand, before getting the hell out of dodge.

 

CABOOSE

HA! She tricked them anyway.

 

COLE

Well, fair means or foul, Zack is now legal in this match once more.

 

A wry smile forms on Zack's face, knowing that he just got PWNED~!, but at the same time not adverse to getting his hands on Static. Cautiously he enters the ring, before the two lock-up in the centre of the ring. Static peforms the same go-behind he did on Crystal, Zack performing the very same escape. Already one step ahead, Static pushes up and rolls through, pointing to his oh, so smart cranium. Before turning around and getting WAFFLED~ with a forearm smash! A second forearm! A third! Static is reeling now, as Zack grabs an arm and sends him into the ropes. Ducking a clothesline, Static rebounds once more, hitting a crossbody blo...NO! Zack catches Static in his arms, dropping to his knees and plants him with a front powerslam. Popping to his feet, The Franchise quickly rushes Jax in the corner and barging him off the apron to the floor, just for good measure. Static is up to his feet now, as Zack ROARS...

 

 

...but misses the elbow, his roar turning out to be a whimper. Putting on the brakes, Zack skids to a halt and spins on his heels. Static is waiting however, springing off his heels and snapping over Malibu with a hurricanrana!

 

COLE

And there's the saddest fact of this sudden GPX morality change. They're very talented wrestlers. They don't need to cheat. They don't need to alienate the fans. And they certainly dont need to carry this vendetta against men like Zack Malibu and Black T.

 

Getting to his feet, Static takes the opportunity to tag in Johnny Jax. The experienced duo take an arm a-piece and send Zack into the ropes, The Franchise rebounding and taking four feet to the face, courtesy of a double dropkick. Jax follows it up with a quick legdrop, before making his cover...

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

...Kickout.

 

With a growl, Jax pulls himself back up and looks down at Malibu with distain. Zack tries to regroup, but suddenly, Jax starts to put the boots to The Franchise! Jax has lost it now, ruthlessly stomping away on Malibu, while referee Patrick is busy having to hold Some Guy at bay.

 

STATIC

YEAH! YEAH! BEAT HIM LIKE HE'S YO' WO'MN~!

 

Static's comments draw a look of digusts from Crystal across the ring. Meanwhile, Jax finally stops stomping and pulls Zack to his feet. Quickly he snaps off a forearm strike, dazing Malibu...before tagging in the monstrous Gunner Sharps! Climbing in, Gunner wastes no time in laying out Zack with a stiff clothesline. The smiling Jax pats Gunner on the back, while the bigman reaches down and picks Malibu back up. With an arm, Gunner drags in Malibu, wiping him out with a short-arm version of the clothesline. This time, Gunner drops to one knee and makes a relaxed cover...

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

...only two.

 

Undettered, Gunner pulls up Zack once more. A hold of the arm once more, Gunner hurls Malibu into the ropes, holding his arms to the side and clasping Zack at his side. But Malibu rotates through the sidewalk slam attempt, landing on Gunner's shoulder and promptly sliding off and behind. Reaching up, Zack then tries to grab Gunner for a side russian. The huge frame is too much for Zack to get to grips with however, Gunner shrugging Malibu off like a bug on his his back, before turning and charging. Malibu ducks a clothesline this time though, swinging towards the heavens with a forearm! Gunner is rocked momentarily, so Malibu nails him again.

 

CRYSTAL

C'MON GUNNER!

 

The bigman looks shocked to be hit so hard, Zack rocking him with a straight kick to the midsection this time. A kick to the thigh. Kick to the hamstrings. With Gunner reeling, Zack turns on his heel and hits the ropes...

 

 

 

...but gets all the steam taken out of him, as Scotty Static rushes across the ring and sticks out a leg for Zack to run directly into. Zack staggers away from the ropes, Gunner waiting for him with a goozle! Eyes bursting open in shock, Zack seems frozen in shock, as Gunner pulls him off the canvas and DRILLS him with a Chokeslam! Some Guy hangs his head, as Gunner quickly cradles a leg...

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

TH..

 

...KICKOUT!

 

"YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"

 

COLE

Zack's still in it!

 

Gunner looks understandably shocked. And even more shocked, as Scotty Static tags him on the shoulder and elects himself the legal man. The bigman shrugs it off, as Static quickly tries a cover of his own...

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

...only two.

 

Sighing, Static drags up Malibu. A quick palm strike stuns Zack, allowing Static to hit the ropes, tumbling into the motionless Malibu with a front spinning roundhouse kick!

 

BLACK

DO SOMETHING ZACK, JESUS!

 

Ignoring Black's concern lacking frustration, Static pulls Zack back up again. Another quick strike stuns him, Static following with one more just to make sure, before coming off the ropes again. Rebounding at top speed, Static dives at Malibu...but this time, Zack ducks a tumbling clothesline attempt. Scrambling to his feet, Static is able to duck a weary forearm swing from Zack, booting him in the gut as he turns and then spplying a front facelock. Whatever Scotty has in mind doesn't work though, as Zack blocks the suplex style lift. Another block. Frustratedly, Static fires in some knee strikes to the ribs to weaken Malibu. But again he blocks. And again. So again, Static fires off some knee strikes...

 

 

...but suddenly gets his knee snatched.

 

COLE

Wait a minute...Zack's got him hooked!

 

Malibu quickly takes Static down with a Dragon Screw, then falls back to the ropes, worn out. Johnny Jax starts to make his way across the apron, but Malibu moves away just as Jax lunges for him! Malibu cocks his arm back, ready to nail the GPX member, but his arm is grabbed by Static, who spins him around and lifts him up onto his shoulders...NO! Malibu wriggles free, then shoves Static forward, RIGHT INTO HIS...NO! Static puts the brakes on just as he's about to collide with Jax, and turns around, INTO A ROARING ELBOW~!

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

KICKOUT!

 

Jax was ready to come in and make the save for his partner, but it wasn't needed, as Scotty rolled a shoulder at the last second. Taking Scotty by his frosted, spiked up hair, Malibu hammers him twice in the temple before bringing him to his feet, but as he pulls him into a short-arm clothesline, Scotty ducks under and swings around to the back of the popular prep, wrapping his arms around his waist and hoisting him into the air with a German...NO! MALIBU FLOATS OVER AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! Scotty turns around...AND MALIBU DIVES INTO THE AIR, BRINGING HIS KNEE UP INTO THE SIDE OF STATIC'S FACE!

 

COLE

THE ZACK ATTACK TO A STANDING SCOTTY STATIC~!

 

COACH

I think his tooth just hit me.

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

THREE...NO! STATIC KICKS OUT ONCE AGAIN!

 

CABOOSE

The GPX are staying alive, but Malibu is in his zone right now!

 

Zack gets up, preparing to strike once again in hopes of putting Scotty away...but he's suddenly grabbed from behind by Jax, who lifts him up and plants him on the canvas with a Blue Thunder Powerbomb! Patrick orders Jax out, but Johnny doesn't heed the words right away, instead choosing to help his partner up and tell him it's time to go up top.

 

COLE

Johnny Jax is extending the lifespan of his team in this contest, and now it looks like they're setting Malibu up for the Static Shock!

 

Static starts climbing the ropes, as Patrick ushers Jax out of the ring, having had enough with his illegal involvement. Slowly, Static perches himself atop the turnbuckles, and Patrick looks around, making sure that no one from any of the other corners has interfere. Static looks out to the crowd and springs up, twisting his body and landing on the ropes to execute a second leap, this time sending himself flipping through the air, body extended straight for his modified senton drop...

 

...AND THE SMALL OF HIS BACK CONNECTS WITH THE TWO KNEES OF ZACK MALIBU~!

 

COACH

DAMN! That man is gonna need one hell of a masseuse!

 

Static rolls onto his stomach and kicks his legs on the canvas, in tremendous pain as his finishing move was turned into a high impact backbreaker of sorts. Laying still for a few moments, Malibu collects himself, then KIPS UP~!, focusing on the fallen former friend that rests on the canvas before him. Static pushes himself up to his knees, then up to his feet, not knowing that Zack is ready...and Zack rushes him, quickly grabbing him and pulling him up in the air before dropping him down across his knee, further injuring the back!

 

COLE

The Rock Bottom Backbreaker! Vintage Malibu!

 

Static again kicks around the canvas, reaching around to his back and showing visible pain. With his rival down, Malibu plays to the crowd a bit, and looks over to his partner, who gives him a nod of reassurance.

 

CABOOSE

You know what's coming.

 

Again, Static pushes himself up to one knee, then to his feet, his eyes opening just in time to see the sole of a size 11 boot coming straight at him. Static's eyes widen as the foot grows closer, cracking him in the mouth with SCHOOL'S...

 

NO! STATIC MANAGES TO CATCH THE KICK! Reacting swiftly, Static delivers a punt to Zack's nether regions, halting the assault from the OAOAST's favorite son! Static quickly pulls Zack into a headscissors, but the cocky youngster has trouble lifting due to the pain he's suffered through his back. Lifting is not a problem for Zack Malibu, however, as he quickly hoists Static up on his shoulders, then pushes him into an upside down position, with the head braced and the leg hooked...

 

COLE

NO WAY!

 

CABOOSE

Looks like a shooting star is about to come crashing down to earth!

 

MODIFIED FALLING STAR DRIVER ON SCOTTY STATIC~! COVER~!

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

WAITAMINUTE! JAX HURRIES INTO THE RING AND...

 

 

 

*SMACK!*

 

...GETS CUT OFF BY A SOME KICK!!

 

THREEEE!!!

 

"YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

 

BUFFER

The Global Party Exchange...HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!

 

COLE

Incredible! Zack Malibu and Some Guy eliminate the former tag team champions first!

 

CABOOSE

There's a measure of vengeance and pleasure coming out of that pin, because we've seen what the GPX has put them through lately.

 

Crystal and Gunner, in a mix of anger and shock, curse and re-locate to the outside, as they tried to come and tend to their GPX allies. Meanwhile, Some Guy steps over the fallen Jax and moves to go back towards his corner, until he's spun around by CWM, who has snuck into the ring...

 

 

 

*WHAM!*

 

COACH

POLLYCUTTER!!

 

COLE

What the hell!?! CWM just ambushed Some Guy!

 

CWM puts the boots to him, and hurriedly kicks Some Guy out of the ring. Patrick is already on CWM's case and tries to stop him from furthering his attack on Some Guy. All of which allows Dan Black to sneak into the ring behind. Crystal and Gunner watch on, with no reason to interject themselves, as Zack wanders around the ring and wonders what the hell just happened to his partner...

 

*KICK!WHAM!BLACKOUT~!*

 

COLE

Black behind the referee's back! What the hell...the old guard are falling apart here! They had a four on two opportunity at Crystal and Gunner.

 

CABOOSE

They just can't get along. There's too much bad-blood that hasn't been resolved.

 

COLE

And it's all falling into Crystal and Gunner's hands!

 

Black sneaks out of the ring, the damage done. As meanwhile, CWM turns away from Some Guy and brings the referee with him to count the pin on Zack...

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

..

 

THREEEE!!!

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

 

BUFFER

Zack Malibu and Some Guy...HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!

 

Looking up at Black with a wry smile, CWM rolls off of Malibu's lifeless frame. Quickly, Patrick has to set about getting Zack out of the ring, along with Johnny Jax who still lays under the bottom rope. Meanwhile, Crystal and Gunner talk over strategyin the corner, looking across at The Iceman and CWM.

 

COLE

Well, now we're down to two, after two quick, chaotic eliminations.

 

COACH

The damage was done to Zack already. And all it needed was for Dan to come in, hit one of his nineteen finishers and let CWM pick up the scraps.

 

COLE

Which leaves Crystal and Gunner Sharps to take on Dan Black and CWM. The two least experienced teams in the field for all intents and purposes.

 

As Zack is helped out of the ring and given a warm reception from the fans, Crystal eyes up CWM (not like that. Although, he has got a hawt picbase) and decides she'll take over for her team. Black moves across the apron and takes up the regular tag team position, opposite Gunner, as we're down to 2 on 2. Jigging out of the corner, Crystal is ready to go. Which draws a smile from CWM.

 

CWM

Gimme a break.

 

CRYSTAL

C'mon old man, you remember what a lock-up is, right?

 

CWM

I'm not locking up with you.

 

CRYSTAL

Scared?

 

CWM

Scared? Please. I don't wanna lock up with you, I don't wanna touch you. So how about you tag out toots...let the men deal with business.

 

Crystal glares at CWM, offended beyond belief.

 

COLE

Oh, my!

 

COACH

Fuck, him!

 

CABOOSE

These new super-powered microphones are awesome.

 

COLE

It's not super-powered. There's a camera on the apron.

 

CABOOSE

Wha...oh, yeah. My bad.

 

Stepping away, Crystal shrugs and goes to tag out...NO! She shocked CWM, suddenly lunging forward and smashing her fellow Canadian with a snug forearm! Two, three, four, catching CWM off guard and backing him into the ropes. Crystal grabs an arm and looks for an irish whip, CWM managing to spin in front mid-spin and pull Crystal in and swipe a clubbing back elbow into her jaw! Down goes Crystal. But CWM pulls her straight back up, in no mood to play as he pulls Crystal into a standing headscissors and hoists her up...but Crystal escapes behind, with a sunset flip...

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

Just a two!

 

Both CWM and Crystal scramble up, with CWM whipping off a forearm of his own. Crystal reels back, but suddenly comes out with claws extended, digging into CWM's eyes like a woman possessed.

 

CRYSTAL

NOBODY CALLS ME 'TOOTS'!

 

CWM struggles to get away as eventually Crystal releases her catty grip on the referee's count of four. Blindly CWM tries to grab at Crystal. But she's already hitting the ropes, charging through CWM with a spear! Crystal then hooks a leg, making the cover...

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

...and getting just a two count.

 

Now, Crystal lays into CWM again, holding her own well with right hands until CWM reaches up and shoves her off. Right over into her corner though, allowing Gunner to tag himself in. Crystal wisely grabs CWM's leg and prevents him from getting away, while Gunner hovers over and STOMPS a hole in CWM's chest! And again! Crystal now leaves, as Gunner leaves his feet, dropping an elbow on CWM and lounging over him with a pin attempt...

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

Just two.

 

COLE

They may not be a full-fledged tag team, but you cannot say that this duo is not one of the most intimidating we've ever seen. Who has EVER manhandled CWM like that?

 

Gunner yanks on CWM's hair, pulling him up and then pressing him into the air, holding him over his head for all to see. Gunner gets cocky, posing a bit too long in this show of strength, and it gives CWM ample time to regain his senses and slide his arm down just enough to dig his claws into Gunner's eyes!

 

"YEEEARRRRGGGHHHHH!"

 

CABOOSE

Vicious eye rake! Any deeper and it would have stuck his fingers through his sockets like his head were a bowling ball!

 

CWM falls down behind Gunner, and quickly reaches over and makes the tag to Black. Still in the ring, CWM spins the blinded big man around, trying for the POLLYCUTTER~!, but he's sent to the ropes, which still works out in his favor, as CWM rebounds with a diving shoulderblock and Black hits Gunner with sliding kick, the combination of which puts the big man down on his back! Black then runs the ropes again, this time coming off with a kneedrop to the throat of Gunner, knocking the wind out of him and leaving him prone for a pin!

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

NO! Crystal interjects herself, driving a boot into the side of Black's head. Rather than run at the Crown Jewel, Black gets up and smiles that wry smile of his, walking over towards Crystal's corner...and hocking a mouthful of flem into her face!

 

COACH

UGH!

 

CABOOSE

Hey Coach, she wants a kiss.

 

COACH

No way, playa.

 

Pleased with himself, Black dodges a lunging slap from the Female Phenom and goes back to the big man, although the power of Gunner comes in handy, as he tackles Black and drives him backwards, crushing him against the turnbuckles! Crystal leans over and tags herself in as her muscle continues to drive his shoulder into Black's ribcage, and once Gunner is ordered out of the ring, Crystal climbs up on the middle rope and starts pounding on Black with closed fists! Black staggers, too stunned to do anything, until he's able to get his arms through Crystal's legs and hoist her upwards, running out of the corner and dropping her with a power...NO! CRYSTAL COUNTERS TO A RANA IN MID-POWERBOMB~!

 

COLE

Call her what you want, but that was a hell of a reversal!

 

Black scrambles to get to his feet, but Crystal is waiting with a well timed dropkick...that wasn't well timed at all, as Black saw it coming and swats it away! Crystal comes up to her feet, but is instantly kicked in the ribs, and Black grabs her by the neck for the BLACKOUT~!, but she slips out of it and rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope! Crystal tries to relax for a moment, but suddenly she's blasted with a lariat, as CWM jumped off the apron and nailed her, then stomps her down as Black keeps Patrick occupied. CWM then takes her and tosses her back into the ring under the bottom rope, leaving her prone for a Black attack, but as he goes to get back on the apron, he's yanked down by Sharps, who saw his ladyfriend getting assaulted on the other side of the ring. A knee to the gut is enough to double CWM over, and Gunner whips him hard into the guardrail, leaving him hurt on the floor and in no way, shape or form able to make a tag if his partner were to need it.

 

Black looks down at Crystal, slapping her across the back of the head before pulling her up to her feet...and watching her drop, as she's too exhausted to even stand! Black snickers to himself, then reaches down again...but as Crystal comes up she shows she was playing possum to the former Eskimo, as she stuns him with a low blow! With Black doubled over, SHE goes for the Blackout, but he quickly shoves her into the ropes, and carries her over with a hard powerslam on the rebound, staying on top for the cover!

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

KICKOUT!

 

Perturbed by her persistence, Black pulls her to her feet, tossing her hard into the corner before following her and setting her up on the top. Black then follows up, pulling her from her seated perch up to a standing position, and both are now standing on the top...

 

COLE

WAIT! NO!

 

Against Patrick's orders, Gunner is back in the ring, placing himself under Black and pulling him onto his shoulders and off of the ropes. The weary Crystal staggers, and nearly falls, but catches herself and leaps off, taking Black's head and bringing down from the height into the canvas, as Gunner sits out with the move!

 

COACH

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY-UM~!

 

COLE

A modified Electric Chair/Leaping DDT combo! That was...that was...

 

COACH

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-UM~!

 

COLE

Exactly!

 

Gunner and Crystal help each other recover, as Black's not moving, however Gunner is surprised to be attacked by CWM, who jumps up on his back and tries to claw out the eyes of the big man again! The shock of the assault staggers Gunner, as he moves near the ropes...then reaches over his shoulder and takes CWM by the head, snapmaring him over his shoulder...AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH A SICKENING THUD~! Meanwhile, Crystal runs the ropes, jumping up to the middle rope for DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH~!...but BLACK GETS THE KNEES...NO! Crystal saw it coming and overshot her own move, now applying THE CRYSTALLING~! Patrick has slid out of the ring to check on CWM's condition, and with him distracted (AGAIN), Gunner gets some momentum and delivers a running legdrop to the back of Black's head as he's locked in The Crystalling!

 

CABOOSE

He could have broken Black in half!

 

COLE

I think he'd be happier if he did.

 

Patrick slides back into the ring, as CWM is motionless on the floor. He sees an unconscious Black locked in the hold, unable to respond to his questions of whether he wants to give or not, and ultimately Patrick has no choice but to ring the bell.

 

DING! DING! DING!

 

CABOOSE

Well I'll be.

 

COLE

Perhaps the one team no one expected to win this match has gone home with the victory!

 

"Plug In Baby" hits, and Crystal, after a few extra moments, releases the hold, then jumps into the arms of her big bodyguard.

 

BUFFER

Here are your winners, the team of GUNNER SHARPS AND CRYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

 

Crystal looks all too happy, as her obnoxious celebrating only serves to draw more boos from the fans. With the match over, Patrick checks on both Black and CWM, who were brutalized by the former World Champion and her hired hand.

 

COLE

What a contest. We knew that the attitudes going in were at a fever pitch, we saw that the veteran squads could not co-exist, and now it cost them, as this young duo have taken the win.

 

CABOOSE

CWM and Black, for as accomplished as they are, wanted to take credit for a victory here tonight, and took out Zack and Some Guy. Egos collided once again in the OAOAST, and what you're seeing is the end result. Crystal and Gunner Sharps are you winners, whether you like it or not.

[King Cucaracha 0]

BTW, I'm expecting this show to be up by tommorrow morning people. So, get to it.

[Adam 0]

What is 'tomorrow morning' in my time?

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'm going to have the four way done in 15 minutes tops.

[King Cucaracha 0]

What is 'tomorrow morning' in my time?

 

Now.

[Adam 0]

Posted after Tony's first half.