chirs3 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 (edited) -=-=-=- The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF LOCKDOWN, JULY 6th, 2005, LIVE FROM THE STOCKHOLM GLOBE ARENA IN STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN! (8:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM PST. Check local listings.) Send everything (promos, marked matches, Swedish Fish, etc. to Ace309. -=-=-=- The Main Event Toxxic vs. El Luchadoooooooooore Magniiiiiiiificooooooooo! --> Man, you guys are lucky. Soooo lucky. First we get two 3-time World Champions going face to face - and now, we get it again! Magnifico approached Toxxic about putting on what can be considered nothing less than a dream match, and I had a few people... taken care of... to make sure it happened on my show! Two SWF Legends collide - will Toxxic go 0 for 2 in his "Triple Champ Challenge", or will he put Magnifico in his place? Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 6000 Send to: TheSuperstar -=-=-=- SWF Cruiserweight Championship Match "The Critic" Scott Pretzler © vs. Zyon © --> Scott Pretzler, your new Cruiserweight Champion! Let's hear it for him, folks! Give 'em a hand! *crickets chirp* Ok, yes, the means by which he came into this title reign weren't what one might call honorable, but darn it, he's trying! And tonight, he'll be trying against a lightweight who's shown a lot of spunk in recent weeks - Zyon. He fell short in Storm's main event but still did one helluva job, and with Jay Hawke out with injuries, his Runners-up prize is the first crack at Pretzler's title. Will Zyon follow in Insane Luchadore's footsteps and become the Hardcore Cruiserweight Champion? Rules: Standard singles match, with Cruiser rules. No throwing opponents over the top rope, outside count goes to 20, yadda yadda yadda. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: Ace309 -=-=-=- Hardcore Match Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Lil' Buck --> It's just no fun to be Landon Maddix right now. He and Todd Cortez lost their Tag Titles back to Wild and Dangerous... both Wild AND Dangerous have World Title shots lined up... Megan Skye was a wee bit less than honest about their non-existant sex life... it just keeps piling on. On the other side, Lil' Buck lost his two bids at the SWF World Heavyweight Championship, and his self esteem could be on the decline. I think these two might have some pent up anger they need to release. Rules: Hardcore to the xtreme, d00d. Word Limit: 5000 Send to: Chuck Woolery -=-=-=- Opening Bout Arch Griffon and Manson vs. Randy Myers and Ghost Machine --> Reliable sources inside the Flesher administration suggest that Ghost Machine is an android, not a robot. Just thought you all might like to know. Now then - Wild and Dangerous are 4-time tag champs (ed's note: NOOOOOOO!), and their main contendors, Martial Law, are working through some technical difficulties at the moment. In the meantime, we need to see what the tag division has to offer our record-breaking champs. In the red corner - Arch Griffon and Manson. Like Peanut Butter and Bananas, you wouldn't think to put them together, but when you do, it's quite tasty. They might not (yet) have a catchy name, but considering they hold victories over Martial Law and Revolution Zero, we really can't hold that against them. In the blue corner - an equally odd pairing. The team of Randy Myers, and a man who I am 75% certain is not a robot (but he might be). Both relatively new, but Ghost Machine has scored some notable wins, and there's always a possibility that this unlikely duo will mesh just as well as Griffonosity. We'll just have to wait and see. Rules: Standard tag team match (don't forget to use the tag ropes). Word Limit: 4500 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=- Opening Promo: Claimed to the max. -=-=-=- Also scheduled to appear: Lots of people, I hope! After all the crazy twists and turns on Storm, I think quite a few of you have reason to promo. Edited July 2, 2005 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 You need to knuckle up and be a man, Chris. Just tell them point-blank "Look, mothefuckers, I need to use the computer so I can book the card for a fake, internet-based wrestling federation, damn it!" Maybe waive a gun around while you say this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 I demand a World Title match. But first, you must put the title on Martin "Big Country" Hunt. And it must be a "Have your name not be Martin 'Big Country' Hunt" match. BOOK IT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 Maybe waive a gun around while you say this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 Threaten to buy them Utah Jazz season tickets if they don't move. I'd say fuck off to a guy with a gun, but JAZZ TICKETS. *shudders* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 I will be unavailable for marking until at least the 13th of July. On the 6th I leave for Anthrocon in the states. So I can't mark for a while. *flees* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 (edited) Okeedokee, my skimpy little card is up. Once again, direct all anger to the ghost of Galatea, but more importantly, a question: I hate leaving people unbooked. I always like to try and get as many people writing as possible. But sometimes, after: -- Booking all the must-book matches. -- Booking the requested matches. -- Giving the night off to those who requested it. -- Keeping feuder's apart til the PPV. Sometimes the people I've got left over have absolutely no reason to fight, and were I to book them, it would pretty much be random pairings with little rhyme or reason. I held off on that tonight, but I wanna ask you guys - if that is the case, would you rather write against a random opponent just because that's who there is, or would you prefer to remain unbooked? I'll try and keep track of who says what for future cards. Edited July 2, 2005 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 I'll claim that opening promo, Raynor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 I'm all for random pairings. Gives me something to do when I can't sleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 This is where I start wondering if it's too much against my newly-faceish character to tell Todd Cortez 'I told you so'. IN other news, E!L!M! E!L!M! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 There's a space in my name. But holy shit @ that main event. Nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted July 2, 2005 I really don't mind 'random' pairings all that much unless they make absolutely no sense (like say Todd vs Landon ... when they don't want it to happen yet). I'd much rather write matches than promos myself and would not at all be adverse to having a nontitle with Triple J under UFC rules just to further the 'Tom wants Ejiro to be in bad places' storyline. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 BLARGLE! I HAD ASKED TO REMAIN UNBOOKED FOR QUITE SOME TIME. HUZZAH FOR LANDON GETTING ANOTHER WIN AGAINST ME (IF HE WRITES, THAT IS). THIS IS MOST UN-HERBOTRONICAL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 Don't worry 'Drea. It'd actually do me better, character wise, not to have a legit match on this show...so if you're definately not able to show, I'll write something to make sure you don't get jobbed out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 Meh, I can help slam out a co-write if you want. I guess I should get around to writing that promo where I say Buck's going to be out of action for a bit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 Well, unless you really want to help out, it's not going to be any hassle for me to handle it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 Not particularly. That leaves more time for me to melt my own face! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2005 Whoops. Sorry about that, 'Drea. If it'll make you feel better, I'll let you post on the Storm thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2005 I'd much rather write matches than promos myself and would not at all be adverse to having a nontitle with Triple J under UFC rules just to further the 'Tom wants Ejiro to be in bad places' storyline. Neat idea. The rules, if anyone cares. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2005 Wow, those are really poorly edited. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2005 And not very up to date, at that. It would be very surprising to learn that the rules haven't changed since July 2001. Rounds will be five minutes in duration, with a one minute. A one-minute rest period will occur between each round. That's just lazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted July 3, 2005 i just finished watching like 9 hours of UFC 46-50 so I can tell a guard from a half guard from side control. Oh and I can tell Tito Ortiz is a big punkass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2005 That doesn't take 9 hours of UFC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted July 3, 2005 That doesn't take 9 hours of UFC. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Keep in mind I'm very[/very] dumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2005 I meant the Ortiz thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2005 Keep in mind I'm very[/very] dumb. If that's not intentional, it should be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2005 Keep in mind I'm very[/very] dumb. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If that's not intentional, it should be. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
