Lil Kim is now Lil Inmate

[Ripper 0]

Lil Kim got sentenced to 366 days in prison for lying to a grand jury. I ain't linking shit. Trust me or google it. but yeah. All 4'11" of her is going to prison. She will be popular. Discuss.

[Dangerous A 0]

She'll be bigger than ever after she gets out. I'm banking her PR people have probrably mapped out plans for when she gets out. She'll be co-hosting the view within 30 days of her release.

[Matt Young 0]

I was under the impression that should would be getting locked up for a lot longer than a year. Really, though, I don't give a fuck about Lil Kim.

[Youth N Asia 0]

Well, if you hadn't heard of her she would have been locked up longer. I'm shocked they gave her a year. She'll probably get out early though.

[ant_7000 0]

Someone is going to have fun with her twins.

[Shooting Star 0]

I thought you couldn't go to jail in U.S.A finally I have been proved wrong.

[Exslade ZX 0]

...That's a long ass time.

 

I thought you couldn't go to jail in U.S.A finally I have been proved wrong

She's black.

 

 

Umm..insert emoticon here..that ninja one sucks.

[Guest Fook]

...That's a long ass time.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Considering she could have been sentenced up to 20 years for lying to the grand jury, I'd say she got off pretty easy.

[AboveAverage484 0]

Fuck that bitch. Enjoy your prison stay!

[Jericholic82 0]

will trish need a new theme song when she comes back to wwe then? (Kim sings her current theme)

[Darthtiki 0]

I smell prison album and tawdry tell all book.

[Ripper 0]

Fuck that bitch.  Enjoy your prison stay!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

what in the fuck did she do to you?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I thought you couldn't go to jail in U.S.A finally I have been proved wrong.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Are you kidding? We've got the most prisons and the most people in them in the world.

 

Well, wait. I didn't think about China. I'll have to look.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Nope. Russia, with 730 inmates per 100,000 people. We're number 2.

[AboveAverage484 0]

Fuck that bitch.  Enjoy your prison stay!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

what in the fuck did she do to you?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

She gave me an STD

[Only The Strong Survive 0]

For those of you who are interested...

[ant_7000 0]

Her new single came out a week ago, The hook and the concept is good but the rest on song was garbage. No, she won't do big numbers since she's going to jail.

It hasn't worked out for Shyne or C-Murder, so I'd doubt it would work for Kim.

[Ripper 0]

For those of you who are interested...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

She almost looks human in the picture. nice for a change.

 

And in her defense ant, nothing has worked to make C-Murder and Shyne sell alot of records.

[ant_7000 0]

For those of you who are interested...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

She almost looks human in the picture. nice for a change.

 

And in her defense ant, nothing has worked to make C-Murder and Shyne sell alot of records.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Thats what im saying, Just because Kim is going to jail doesn't she is going to push alot of units, Kim albums never really been big sellers.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

It's not like she's in for life like C-Murder, though. I don't know about Shyne. What record exec is going to bother sinking money and promotion into someone who can't leave to perform or promote themselves?

[SuperJerk 0]

This part cracks me up:

 

Kim (born Kimberly Denise Jones) wept and held a Bible as she asked the judge for leniency before her sentencing, according to an eyewitness. She admitted to her crime (which eliminated any chance of appealing the conviction, although the sentence can be appealed) and said she was sorry. "I take complete responsibility for my actions," she said. "I testified falsely to the grand jury and during the trial. I know it was wrong. I am a God-fearing, good person, and this is the toughest thing I've ever been through."

 

Bitch, you lied about a damn shooting! Your biggest claims to fame are your boobs and how much you like to suck dick!