An open letter to anyone who thinks

[Guest StylesMark]

Okay, it's been over 24 hours. I've kept my mouth shut on this.

 

I watched RAW, on DVR about midnight EST. Didn't know anything until I was fast forwarding through Edge/Kane and swore I saw Hardy. I rewound, and watched, SHOCKED as most of you. I never even knew of the backstage until til I logged on here.

 

I mean this with the utmost respect. Anyone, who thought even for 10 minutes, that last night was a SHOOT, is a fucking moron. How old are we all here? I'm 25, been watching since about WM 4. I've seen my share of stuff the last 17 years. NEVER once last night, did I think "shoot." Many of you on here did. Hell, I read a comment from Meltzer today, which said something to the effect of 'in case you haven't figured it out by now' or something like that. Who the fuck in their right minds, thought this was real? That Hardy got beyond security? That the mic wasn't cut, right away. That Hardy wouldn't have got the shit kicked out of hime, FOR REAL, for attacking one of the boys? That they would have aired all this, while running on a minor delay?

 

Come on guys/gals. This is what's fucking embarassing about being a fan. I love the angle, could be the best in years. It's great because we all know the shit that happened behind it. But for anyone over 10, to think it was real, well...get a life. Maybe you shouldn't even watch wrestling anymore.

 

I don't mean for this to be as abrasive as it comes off, but I was apalled at the number of people here, and other places that were questioning this.

[Guest StylesMark]

Over one hundred views of this thread, and not one person stepping out to say "Yes, I was stupid."

 

That says it all.

[Nighthawk 0]

This folder isn't big on the wrestling. The people you're talking to probably aren't reading it.

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

Yeah, the wrestling kids are scared of this side of the board.

[Guest StylesMark]

Well, I see why. Little bitches.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Seriously... repost this in the already created Matt Hardy thread in the WWE folder, if you want a response.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

It's not a lost cause; I'm feeling pretty dumb for falling for it!

[Guest news_gimmick]

Just not hardcore enough for all of us.

 

 

Tom

[Art Sandusky 0]

Sorry, I'm too busy maintaining an artsy aloofness about things. I can't invest myself emotionally in parlor games such as professional wrestling.

[nl5xsk1 0]

I got the impression that most of the less-smartmarks thought that it began as a work and then "Hardy mentioned ROH so teh agents got all mad. Johnny ACe legit punched him and it becmae a shooot then!!!1one".

 

/not a verbatim quote, merely a paraphrase

//doesn't watch the actual shows, just reads about them, so never got the chance to think it was a work or a shoot

[Guest Scud]

I seriously doubt that the majority of people on here thought that what happened on Raw was a shoot. I haven't read any threads about Raw because I don't give a shit, but I find it pretty sad that you are 25 and care enough to call people little bitches for not responding to your thread.

[iggymcfly 0]

Over one hundred views of this thread, and not one person stepping out to say "Yes, I was stupid." 

 

That says it all.

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Translation: Shit, everybody read my thread and no one found it interesting enough to respond. Now it's going to fall off the page before anybody responds to it. Well, I'll just bump it and say something controversial. Then they'll have to notice me!

 

By the way, there was plenty of discussion about this in the WWE folder three days ago, but you've really missed the boat on this one. Calling out people for thinking the Hardy thing was a shoot is sooo 2 days ago.

[Guest StylesMark]

Actually, it was written the day after. I wanted to really gauge a response to the angle by letting it settle for a day.

 

"Translation: Shit, everybody read my thread and no one found it interesting enough to respond. Now it's going to fall off the page before anybody responds to it. Well, I'll just bump it and say something controversial. Then they'll have to notice me!"

 

Don't quit your day job. You'd start wars in 3rd world countries with terrible translations, like that.

 

"Hardy mentioned ROH so teh agents got all mad. Johnny ACe legit punched him and it becmae a shooot then!!!1one".

 

I agree the ROH comment added to the mass confusion.

 

 

"Just not hardcore enough for all of us."

 

I'm not a twinkie. Leave me alone.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Haha, that was like showing up to a gun fight with a knife and then stabbing yourself in the face.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Actually, it was written the day after.  I wanted to really gauge a response to the angle by letting it settle for a day. 

 

"Translation: Shit, everybody read my thread and no one found it interesting enough to respond. Now it's going to fall off the page before anybody responds to it. Well, I'll just bump it and say something controversial. Then they'll have to notice me!"

 

Don't quit your day job.  You'd start wars in 3rd world countries with terrible translations, like that. 

 

"Hardy mentioned ROH so teh agents got all mad. Johnny ACe legit punched him and it becmae a shooot then!!!1one".

 

I agree the ROH comment added to the mass confusion. 

 

 

"Just not hardcore enough for all of us."

 

I'm not a twinkie.  Leave me alone.

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You should be banned.

[Guest StylesMark]

Typical.

 

"Haha, that was like showing up to a gun fight with a knife and then stabbing yourself in the face."

 

You were just upset because your first response was ignored. Happy now?

[The Czech Republic 0]

You know what happens to people that bitch about threads getting viewed with no replies.

[Star Ocean 3 0]

You say I only hear what I want to.

You say I talk so all the time so.

And I thought what I felt was simple,

and I thought that I don't belong,

and now that I am leaving,

now I know that I did something wrong 'cause I missed you.

Yeah yeah, I missed you.

[Jingus 0]

And none of you know shit about wrestling cuz you've never been in the ring.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Typical. 

 

"Haha, that was like showing up to a gun fight with a knife and then stabbing yourself in the face."

 

You were just upset because your first response was ignored.  Happy now?

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My first response was ignored because it was truthful parody of the folder's attitude towards wrestling. The second one was just laffalympics.

[iggymcfly 0]

Haha, that was like showing up to a gun fight with a knife and then stabbing yourself in the face.

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I actually laughed out loud when I read this. That's the best quote I've heard in a long time.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm really liking Star Ocean 3 lately.

[Matt Young 0]

And none of you know shit about wrestling cuz you've never been in the ring.

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I have.

[Slayer 0]

None of you know shit about wrestling cuz you've never been in the ring.

I could get into a wrestling ring and talk about how great I am for half an hour, which should not only qualify me as a wrestler in this day and age but should elevate me to world-champion and dictator-for-life

[nl5xsk1 0]

"Hardy mentioned ROH so teh agents got all mad. Johnny ACe legit punched him and it becmae a shooot then!!!1one".

 

I agree the ROH comment added to the mass confusion. 

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I'm confused ... your post was saying how stupid people are for thinking this was a shoot. I then mock the idiots that thought it was real in one of my quotes, and you agree with what I said to make fun of them. Thus contradicting your original intent.

[Sideburnious 0]

I think he just wanted a pat on the back.

[Nighthawk 0]

By the way, his first response wasn't ignored. I read it, acknowledged it, and moved on. You don't have to comment on everything you see.

[Carnival 0]

Haha, that was like showing up to a gun fight with a knife and then stabbing yourself in the face.

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amazing

[Guest StylesMark]

"Hardy mentioned ROH so teh agents got all mad. Johnny ACe legit punched him and it becmae a shooot then!!!1one".

 

I agree the ROH comment added to the mass confusion. 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

I'm confused ... your post was saying how stupid people are for thinking this was a shoot. I then mock the idiots that thought it was real in one of my quotes, and you agree with what I said to make fun of them. Thus contradicting your original intent.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

I simply agreed that the comment (ROH) added to the confusion of the IWC. It is not an excuse however, for everyone to be fooled into thinking it's a shoot.

[Art Sandusky 0]

FUCK I JUST GOT SHOT