Who would

[Twisted Intestine]

I'm 18, male, Canadian, 5'11, black hair, and not afraid to take it.

 

[Mole]

Just to say that I did.

[Spaceman Spiff]

What's that chimney on your head for?

[Guest ian.]

That's where you put your penis.

[Guest xSarahx]

I thought all Canadians looked like this:

 

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Bend over bitch.

[Sideburnious]

No way would I fuck you. You post on an internet wrestling message board. Loser.

[Youth N Asia]

As long as I get to be the dude

[Open the Muggy Gate]

 

This topic gets a 1.......out of 5.

[Guest StylesMark]

Am I drunk??

 

I get to brainfuck your head??

 

Maybe...

[Darthtiki]

Funny I thought all Canadians that I'd fuck looked like this.

[...]

"No" would require dinner and a movie.

 

"Yes" is easy.

[tekcop]

Heh. Skull fucking.

[Lord of The Curry]

Depends on what province you're from.

[Twisted Intestine]

Nunavut.

[Cuban Linx]

As long as we get to cuddle afterwards.