Good Pranks to pull?

[Guest 5.0Fanatic]

So today started our official house prank war, with the all time best prank I've ever been a part of. One of my roomates was out, so we decided to screw with him. One of my other roomates, Eric, was outside, dressed all in black with a ski mask, with the the keys to my car in the ignition. He got down on his knees outside the door looking like he was hotwiring it. When my roomate drove up, Eric jumped into my car, threw it in reverse and peeled out down the neighborhood with no lights on. From what we could see from the roof (where we were hiding) there was about a two minute car chase through my neighborhood at about 1 in the morning. Finnally Eric led him back around infront of our house and in one quick move jumped out of my car with an air soft gun, and started charging my other roomates car. Needless to say my roomate peeled out and took off down the street, thinking that he was going to get shot at. After we told him what was going on and all sat down and talked about it, we realized that it would be hard to top it, but we were all going to try.

I get the feeling I'm going to be the next target, so I want to get them before they get me. The only things I can think of right now is to wait untill they go to sleep, and bring my guitar and amp in one of their rooms and start playing at full volume at like 3 in the morning. Another idea I had was to cover their entire floor with cups full of water, so if they try to get out of bed they are going to end up spilling a shitload of water all over their floors.

Anyone have any good ideas that I can use (excluding lawn gnomes ) to do something that will be memorable, but that most people will laugh off?

[Sideburnious]

I'm gonna say feed them their parents (always a classic)

[Golgo 13]

Get a knife. Any kind will do. Then stab them. That's basically it.

[nl5xsk1]

Download hardcore kiddy porn on their computer.

[tominator89]

I know a guy who downloaded the code from the RIAA website that lists the lawsuits they have pending. The guy added in a friend's name, then posted the files to a bogus host and told his friend to check the list. The friend actually fell for it and went nuts until he realized the site address was fake.

[Guest Fook]

A variation of that one was done to my friend. His friend faked a bogus government website and email and then sent my friend a very official-looking notice that they've been watching his downloading patterns and this was his final warning before they arrested him and sent him to prison.

 

My friend was panicking and was actually all set to wipe out everything and reformat his computer when his friend called and fessed up to it.

[nl5xsk1]

You can't do this because it's your roommates, but when I was in high school a friend & I broke into another friend's house and put an all-black, all-gay video in his family's VCR, hoping that his parents would freak out on him when they found it.

 

Instead they just fired their cleaning woman after blaming her.

[Black Lushus]

figure out a way to get your buddy's name on a sex offender list...and ensure it can't come off!

[Nighthawk]

Just stick your cock in their mouth when they're alseep and take a picture. An oldy, but a goody.

[Guest Theo Huckstable]

why whenever u white people have to prank someone you all do some gay shit?

[Ravenbomb]

do a screencap of their desktop with all the icons on it, and make that picture their wallpaper. Then move all the icons off of the desktop

[Lil' Bitch]

Leave a flaming brown bag of poop on their doorstep after ringing the bell. Always a classic.

[Renegade]

Get the person drunk and shave one of their eyebrows.

[Dandy]

Well, it wasn't your roommates, I would suggest a good ol' Top Shelf. You know....shitting in the tank of the toilet so when they flush, shit water pours into the bowl.