The OAO Raw Thread for 8/29/05

[Adam 0]

Well, I'm thinking "Hey, this guy needs to take a deep breath and give a fuck up." Well, listen. You need to take a piece of shit. You're sitting here and you're telling me, a penis in my ear. What the hell? I'm not built. I come here thinking, ok, I will get along. But here is this guy who wants to give me a bad day. And I'll see him and ok, here he is. He needs to give a bouncing on his own parents because his face isn't lovely. Well, you need to shit.

 

Here is TheSmartMark: Maria! Maria! Maria!

 

Here is TheSmartMark: What Ravenbomb?

 

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[AlaskanHero 0]

Well, I'm thinking "Hey, this guy needs to take a deep breath and give a fuck up." Well, listen. You need to take a piece of shit. You're sitting here and you're telling me, a penis in my ear. What the hell? I'm not built. I come here thinking, ok, I will get along. But here is this guy who wants to give me a bad day. And I'll see him and ok, here he is. He needs to give a bouncing on his own parents because his face isn't lovely. Well, you need to shit.

 

Here is TheSmartMark: Maria! Maria! Maria!

 

Here is TheSmartMark: What Ravenbomb?

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I'm bored so I thought I'd give my hand at translating it into something easier to understand. Call it Translating Maria to English if you want.

 

Ok, I see Ravenbomb's posts and I think he needs to shut the fuck up. You (Ravenbomb) are a piece of shit. You want to put a penis in my ear? WTF!?! I'm not good looking (took a guess there). I come here thinking everyone will like me and here's this guy trying to ruin my day. His parents need to beat him because he's ugly. You shit (Ravenbomb).

 

Here is TheSmartMarks: We love Maria!

 

Here is TheSmartMarks (again!): STFU Ravenbomb.

 

That's some deep shit, yo. But apparently she doesn't like Ravenbomb. Or it's a gimmick and it's having fun. Whatever.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Well, I'm thinking "Hey, this guy needs to take a deep breath and give a fuck up." Well, listen. You need to take a piece of shit. You're sitting here and you're telling me, a penis in my ear. What the hell? I'm not built. I come here thinking, ok, I will get along. But here is this guy who wants to give me a bad day. And I'll see him and ok, here he is. He needs to give a bouncing on his own parents because his face isn't lovely. Well, you need to shit.

 

Here is TheSmartMark: Maria! Maria! Maria!

 

Here is TheSmartMark: What Ravenbomb?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

I'm bored so I thought I'd give my hand at translating it into something easier to understand. Call it Translating Maria to English if you want.

 

Ok, I see Ravenbomb's posts and I think he needs to shut the fuck up. You (Ravenbomb) are a piece of shit. You want to put a penis in my ear? WTF!?! I'm not good looking (took a guess there). I come here thinking everyone will like me and here's this guy trying to ruin my day. His parents need to beat him because he's ugly. You shit (Ravenbomb).

 

Here is TheSmartMarks: We love Maria!

 

Here is TheSmartMarks (again!): STFU Ravenbomb.

 

That's some deep shit, yo. But apparently she doesn't like Ravenbomb. Or it's a gimmick and it's having fun. Whatever.

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Sadly this is more entertaining than Raw, which I had the misfortune of catching...

[Adam 0]

Well done to David, made more sense of that shit than I could.

[Guest clockworkraven]

Oh, so that's what the bouncing part meant. Good job on the translating skills.

[AlaskanHero 0]

Chalk it up to a life time of translating ebonics. It ain't easy living in the hood. It's harder if you can't figure out what people are saying.

[Guest deinly1]

Gimmick or not, raventurd's post was quite douchebaggy.

 

Go ahead say something "witty" about my choice of insults- it's still rude as hell what u said to her. Kids like ravenbomb are good to have around, you don't have to worry about him ever stealing your girl because he's too retarded to understand women.

[Golgo 13 0]

You're only jealous because he didn't try it with you.

[Guest Ransome]

I haven't seen a Raw in its entirety since Backlash. I won't be seeing this one. The product is just mind-numbingly bad right now, and my interest in wrestling is at its lowest ebb ever.

 

Also, rather than responding to Maria's dreck, it's much easier to ignore her posts - although, I use 'her' loosely, since it's most likely really a guy.

[cameron chaos 0]

I think Tomko should become Goat Boy. He can go around using Bill Hicks' material on the Divas.

 

Tomko:"Goat Boy just wants to play. Come and sit on my lap and I will show how."

 

Maria: "Really?"

 

Tomko: "Huh huh huh. Of course."

[Ravenbomb 0]

Gimmick or not, raventurd's post was quite douchebaggy.

 

Go ahead say something "witty" about my choice of insults- it's still rude as hell what u said to her. Kids like ravenbomb are good to have around, you don't have to worry about him ever stealing your girl because he's too retarded to understand women.

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Right, like we've got girlfriends...

[Robert 0]

Gimmick or not, raventurd's post was quite douchebaggy.

 

Go ahead say something "witty" about my choice of insults- it's still rude as hell what u said to her. Kids like ravenbomb are good to have around, you don't have to worry about him ever stealing your girl because he's too retarded to understand women.

 

Yeah, you of all people should be talking about being rude and mature when you called him raventurd and called him retarded. What right do you of all people that get mad when you are told the truth about grammer, and then pull a temper tantrum and say that HTQ is on a power trip. Oh yeah, if I remember, douchebaggy isn't really a word.

 

The street fight was decent, but the bait-and-switch is stupid. I'm liking that new sadistic Angle, nice to see something different.

[AndrewTS 0]

I love the ignore feature, even though some people have to muck it up by quoting dumb posts.

 

*adds XxMariaSantosxX to list, alongside deinley1 and MikeSC*

 

As lame as the non-finish was for the street fight, at least it wasn't a total Matt burial job, which I expected.

 

And Matt needs to make it clear that he wouldn't piss on Lita now, and he's back more to beat Edge's ass for betraying their friendship than any interest or pretense of "getting Lita back."

 

That Altar Bridge cameo was pretty pointless.

 

Even if the backstage attack on Ric/save at the end was old, dumb, and predictable as all hell, damn did Ric look messed up. The blood smeared on the wall was a nice touch, too.

 

However, the street fight ending bump was really, really lame. It was an improvement on the Kane/Snitsky ending bump ("you okay?"), but it wasn't much easier to take seriously.

 

As horrible as Torrie was as a face, she's 10 times more irritating as a heel. Victoria looked huge as she was kicking the crap out of Ashley. They need to just dub Torrie/Candace's voices over whenever they cut promos.

 

Another great HBK promo, one of the few good face ones he's cut in a while. Although the "man makes the title" comment is kind of funny with Shawn's history.

 

Big Show getting the Giant push seems silly at this point, but the crowd seemed to totally eat up that squash. But...they really are doing a Snitsky/Show feud, though. *sigh*

 

Okay--building up Big Show--sure, why not? Building up Tomko...? Give me a break.

 

Relatively less lame than usual Cena promo. I still want to see Angle beat the hell out of him, though.

[iamsherm 0]

Was there ever any resolution in that Big Show-Masters feud? Or did they just concede that Masters defeating Show with the Masterlock was too far-fetched?

[Guest JMA]

I love the ignore feature, even though some people have to muck it up by quoting dumb posts.

 

*adds XxMariaSantosxX to list, alongside deinley1 and MikeSC*

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I agree with you about the ignore feature. It really filters out the crap.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Somebody tell me what JMA said...