Promo: Choices II

[Guest The Chronicle of Bo]

“From the slums of Shaolin’, Wu-Tang Clan is on again…the Rza the Gza, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Ispecta Deck, U-God, Ghostface Killa and…M.E.T.H.O.D Man!”

 

Click

 

“Lodi Dodi, we like to party, we don’t cause trouble and we don’t bother nobody and…”

 

Click

 

“Because I love….”

 

CLICK

 

Trying to block out my thoughts of…um, thoughts of, um, well, I’m trying not to think of the choice that I have to make, the choice that will change the rest of my life regardless of the choice. If I choose the right, my life will be safe and if I choose the left my life will be happy but for how long? Shit, once again, decisions decisions.

 

Let me bust a rhyme to clear my head.

 

As I woke up in the morning I had my mind cleared up

I just got smoked the fuck up and my wife I fucked

But I’m still lying here, sitting in my bed

Wondering if shit would be better off me being dead

I would stop having the silly grim face, all day

I’m pretty sure this face my kids hate

But this is the only face I know

After I lost what I love, I lost what I own

The ability to knock a punk in the dome

And wont have to fear the mother fuckin 5-0

So I just sit hear getting stone…bone

Until I can realize what I can have for my own

But I got a decision to make

This will seal my fate

To be another bumb

Or to rise up to be great

My wife don’t want me to do it

My kids don’t want me to do it

But I want to do it

Fuck it, grab a gun and in my head put a bullet

Just pull it…pull it

Because I cant go through with it

Not that I’m chicken shit

I’m just not stupid

She gotta understand, that I love what I love

Breaking niggas neck

And not giving a heck, put niggas in check

Without using the tech

Get paid and stop living in the projects

So without her, my decision is already made

Suit up my gear it’s time to get paid

Fuck what my wife said, I’m the man of the house

Let her talk to me stupid, I’ll smack her fuckin mouth

Fuck what she said, this is my year

I was there, and then I left now I’m here

To settle an old score, to rise to the top

To greatness once again, to make shit hot

To make shit poppin, to laugh at all the doubters

To put up my middle finger, so smack all the doubters

Fuck it, I’m back aint no more shit to say

It’s all or nothing, and I made up my mind…today.

 

Yeah…I’m no longer in a dilemma and my decision has been made.

 

“Baby, you talking to yourself?”

 

“No darling, I’m ok…”

 

FUCK!

 

Once again to square one.

 

 

 

Bo

[Bruce Blank 0]

Go with paper this time, more ecologically friendly *thumbs up*

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Somebody want to tell me what this means?

[Toxxic 0]

To be honest, Bo coming back would be fine and dandy. But if he's going to come back, then come back already. And if he's not going to, then stop with the promos. I mean fine, hang around and chat. But why do promos if they don't go anywhere?

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

I dunno, I could see Bo as the Tupac of the SWF...

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Regular alive Tupac, or Zombie Tupac?

 

Also: "And not giving a heck"? That's awesometacularly bad.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

"Zombie" Tupac, I guess... Although, I suppose it would be better if IL did it.

[Toxxic 0]

If IL no-sells death and comes back with Rickmen, I'll cream my jeans. And if anyone could do it, Rickmen could.

[Rawknight 0]

Or as Petey The Irish Penguin

[Guest The Chronicle of Bo]

So you mean I can't do promos that dont mean shit? I can't spam? Then why bother?

 

Just like the promos I'm still in the mixed in my decision of coming back or not. I still dont know what to do, now many of you know my situation while others dont, but I would really love some imput and opinions.

 

 

Oh, Angel of Grace...you're right, that was horrible.

 

Bo

[Guest bennerisbetter]

Mikeofevil are you on your period or are you always like this?

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

OHMYGODZY! LOLZ! He amz say Toxxic be menstruating, which only amz happen to teh females and Toxxic amz male! LOLZ!

[Bruce Blank 0]

like Tupac....

 

you mean alive, living in Tupelo as a white guy? *confused*

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

I meant more along the lines of, "randomly pumping out a promo every now and then, even though everybody knows that he's gone, and ain't comin' back."

 

I'd draw a parallel to the "Adventures of Al Wilson" stuff that DEAN RASSMUSSEN used to do in the Smackdown threads after they killed the Al Wilson character... like I said, IL might be better for the role.

 

The Mis-Adventures of IL's Disembodied Soul... now THERE be ratings!

[Bruce Blank 0]

I can see it now - during a Devon Walters match the big guy suddenly dons an Insane Luchardor mask and leaps off the top rope in a 450 splash!

 

a ghost angle

[Secret Agent 0]

Silly you, luchador's in the SWF don't wear mask. Even if everyone else always thought they did for the past 4 years.

[Bruce Blank 0]

No masks??

 

Okay that's just sacrilicious! Next you'll tell me they don't sell the Tombstone as if it was a gun shot to the head nor have matches where their mask or their hair is on the line??

 

 

that ain't right

[the.weej 0]

I meant more along the lines of, "randomly pumping out a promo every now and then, even though everybody knows that he's gone, and ain't comin' back."

 

I'd draw a parallel to the "Adventures of Al Wilson" stuff that DEAN RASSMUSSEN used to do in the Smackdown threads after they killed the Al Wilson character... like I said, IL might be better for the role.

 

The Mis-Adventures of IL's Disembodied Soul... now THERE be ratings!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

The fact of the matter - which everyone forgets, although this was a very long time ago - is that Galatea had this market cornered years before now. It's true.

 

After he killed his own character, his spirit lived on, randomly kicking people in the nuts. Additionally, he posessed Scott Baio in order to go to hell and retrieve his proper body, which was finally achieved after a climactic battle against Megatron.

 

True story.

 

-Z

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Damn straight, Zed. Galatea rules.

[Golgo 13 0]

No masks??

 

Okay that's just sacrilicious! Next you'll tell me they don't sell the Tombstone as if it was a gun shot to the head nor have matches where their mask or their hair is on the line??

 

 

that ain't right

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Well, if we never had masks for our luchadors, we can't have mask matches, can we? And I don't think we've EVER had a hair v. whatever match.

 

Hell, Insane Luchador wasn't even Mexican. Just a white guy from Pennsylvania.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Okay that's just sacrilicious!

 

Uhm, you mean sacriligious, right?

 

Not to be Mr Spelling Bee over here, but I started laughing as I read through because I was expecting you to follow up with "Mmm...sacrilicious". After all, Simpsons references are teh kewl, yah?

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Comet had a mask, and Fallout had facepaint, but I think that's about it.

[JJ Johnson 0]

CIA wore a mask.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Jeez, JJ. How many times must I say it? He was Canadian, and therefore, does not count.

 

Edit: And how can the subtitle of this promo be "For all of ya, I've made up my mind!" when Bo hasn't?

[Bruce Blank 0]

I'm sorry but NO MASKS?

 

what the hell? *shakes head* I'm... no way, no masks? you're not kidding me?

 

All of Mexico weeps for SWF

 

No even ELM? how can he be Magnifico without a mask? - that's like wiping before you poop, that don't make no sense at all

[Guest The Chronicle of Bo]

Ok, I thought I've made up my mind, but I guess I didnt...and to make matters worst for me, you guys arent really helping me with this decision that I have to make. I would love to hear your opinion about this matter and tell me the truth.

 

If you think by any chance that I shouldnt come back then tell me, so then I wrote waste any of you guys time and stop writing promos.

 

Thank you for your time

 

Bo

[Bruce Blank 0]

Why not just give it a shot for a match or two? see if you still like it?

 

What we think isn't really as important compared to whether or not you still enjoy it (and I have no clue one way or the other who you are or whatever so I can't vote ya or nay dude)

[Bruce Blank 0]

And on the subject of the Maskless Luchadors of SWF -

 

I’m so surprised that the whole mask thing has never really been used in SWF – it’s a wrestling tradition! You got your old school gimmicks like The Masked Superstar, the Executioners (I & II only, III was just a jobber) Mr. Wrestling, Spoiler, you even got Kato of the Orient Express or smaller fed gimmicks such as the intimidating Lord Humongous (Sid) or the Punisher (Undertaker)

 

Even ones where the masks were a big part of their initial gimmick like Doom

 

Then you’ve got your storyline influenced masks.

 

Your Machines, your Yellow Dogs, Midnight Riders, Mr. America – you even got the mask Johnny B. Badd wore in his feud with Maxx Payne or Demolition all wearing a mask (when there were 3 of them) to confuse opponents about who they were in the ring with.

 

Or your Luchadors who really do and look better with masks

 

I mean look at Rey Jr. – his maskless day were a joke compared to him with the mask on. And Psychosis was down hill the moment he lost the afro & horn combo. Mill Mascaras wouldn’t have been as huge a star if he competed as “No Mascaras” now would he?

 

And La Parka wouldn’t be our lord and saviour if not for the whole look

 

Only Juvi has really does something worthwhile after losing his mask.

 

And Shocker really needs to put his mask back on, cover up that ugly mug.

 

The lack of masks in ELM matches for instance removes some of the psychology of the best and most heated Luchador matches.

 

Only Crimson Skull & Ghost Machine carry on the traditions of the masked wrestler – now I kind a wish I had come in as a masked Luchador (I saw the roster figured it could use a power man so that’s why I went with that gimmick)

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Oh, yeah. The Masked Man wore a mask. Obviously.

 

Also, dude, we've had two Mexican/lucha-ish wrestlers in the whole history of the fed. El Luchadore Magnifico (And he's a silly man that added an 'e' to the end of luchador for some unknown reason) and El Loco Hombre who sucked.

 

To Bo: It shouldn't matter if we think you should come back. I mean, I thought Chris Wilson was a loser, but I wasn't about to tell him to never write for the fed again. Do whatever you want.

[Toxxic 0]

Mikeofevil are you on your period or are you always like this?

 

I'm always like this, period.

 

 

And Bo - come back. The fed can always use new people, or indeed old people, or old people coming back as new people, or whatever.