Gary Floyd Posted September 15, 2005 Report Posted September 15, 2005 From IMDB Britney Gives Birth to Baby Boy Britney Spears' dreams of becoming a mother have finally been realized - the pop superstar gave birth to a baby boy yesterday afternoon. According to American magazine Us Weekly, the 23-year-old singer welcomed her first offspring into the world shortly before 1pm on Wednesday at California's Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center. Spears and her dancer husband Kevin Federline, 27, arrived at the hospital with a police escort shortly before 6 am and medical staff whisked the star into a birthing suite, reports the publication. According to hospital sources, Spears, who reportedly started experiencing early labor contractions on Friday, was wheeled into a delivery room at about 12.15 pm and within minutes she had delivered via Caesarian section with Federline by her side. While the newlyweds - who will celebrate their first-year wedding anniversary on Sunday - have yet to announce the name of their offspring, sources say they had planned to call the child Preston Michael Spears Federline. The child is Federline's third - he's also the father of daughter Kori, three, and son Kaleb, one, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson. In a recent interview with Elle magazine, Spears made very specific predictions about the arrival of her child, saying, "I have a feeling I'm going to have an operation. I don't know why. But I hope so. I don't want to go through the pain... I don't know the sex. I want to be surprised. But I have a feeling that it's going to be a boy. I've always wanted a boy and then two girls."
Slayer Posted September 16, 2005 Report Posted September 16, 2005 Word is Federline is already with his new g/f working on #4
2GOLD Posted September 16, 2005 Report Posted September 16, 2005 The living incarnation of Satan has been born. And he's really, really stupid. That kid is going to have the iq of a small raddish. But at least he won't be fucked up as the kids of Michael Jackson. Those poor bastards.
The Czech Republic Posted September 16, 2005 Report Posted September 16, 2005 He's gonna have one justified Oedipus complex.
Hunter's Torn Quad Posted September 16, 2005 Report Posted September 16, 2005 That kid is going to have the iq of a small raddish. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What vegetable would you assign to represent the IQ's of his mother and (assumed) father?
Guest Anticrombie Posted September 16, 2005 Report Posted September 16, 2005 He's gonna have one justified Oedipus complex. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't know, she's been heading downhill in the looks department for a while. Just my opinion of course. Also, you guys think the two morons might cancel each other out? The kid could end being a genius.
UZI Suicide Posted September 16, 2005 Report Posted September 16, 2005 I bet Britney is gonna have some delicious breastmilk though.
2GOLD Posted September 16, 2005 Report Posted September 16, 2005 That kid is going to have the iq of a small raddish. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What vegetable would you assign to represent the IQ's of his mother and (assumed) father? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Carrot and Turnip.
Neil-o-Mac Posted September 16, 2005 Report Posted September 16, 2005 That kid is going to have the iq of a small raddish. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What vegetable would you assign to represent the IQ's of his mother and (assumed) father? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Carrot and Turnip. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I swear to God I was thinking of the exact same two vegetables before I scrolled down to this post.
Black Lushus Posted September 16, 2005 Report Posted September 16, 2005 great, more Federline seed to spread...someday that gene pool must die...
Guest Vitamin X Posted September 16, 2005 Report Posted September 16, 2005 He's gonna have one justified Oedipus complex. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sideburnious Posted September 17, 2005 Report Posted September 17, 2005 I'm just waiting to witness the birth on a shitty handcam with running commentry by the both of them on "Britney and Kevin: the life chaotic"
The Amazing Rando Posted September 17, 2005 Report Posted September 17, 2005 Federline stood on the sidelines in the delivery room, giving breathing advice along with twelve other people dressed exactly like him.
Guest Coffey Posted September 18, 2005 Report Posted September 18, 2005 Britney is the boy's mom and Kevin Federline is his dad? Yeah, he'll be REAL gay.
Guest TheDon Posted September 18, 2005 Report Posted September 18, 2005 So that dumb hick Federline already has 3 kids? Jesus. I wonder how many kids this retard is going to father before he dies.
The Czech Republic Posted September 18, 2005 Report Posted September 18, 2005 Britney is the boy's mom and Kevin Federline is his dad? Yeah, he'll be REAL gay. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, guy who fathers children with multiple women, total flamer
Dr. Zaius Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 I'm just waiting to witness the birth on a shitty handcam with running commentry by the both of them on "Britney and Kevin: the life chaotic" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You would be the only person watching. Not unlike every other episode.
Guest Brian Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 He's gonna have one justified Oedipus complex. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kill thy father. I'm behind him on that one.
Darthtiki Posted September 19, 2005 Report Posted September 19, 2005 C-section hmm, well her midriff bearing days are over, since her abdomen will now look like a damn roadmap. Someone needs to screw up during the circumcision and take the balls off this kid.
Nighthawk Posted September 20, 2005 Report Posted September 20, 2005 Nah. C-Section scar is right on the vag, you wouldn't see it in family-appropriate midriff baring. I've seen it on my mom. But on the other hand... she should be done with that aspect of show biz forever, so it shouldn't matter. If she goes back to music, it had better be with a 100% new image.
BUTT Posted September 20, 2005 Report Posted September 20, 2005 Nah. C-Section scar is right on the vag, you wouldn't see it in family-appropriate midriff baring. I've seen it on my mom. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 22, 2005 Report Posted September 22, 2005 Nah. C-Section scar is right on the vag, you wouldn't see it in family-appropriate midriff baring. I've seen it on my mom. But on the other hand... she should be done with that aspect of show biz forever, so it shouldn't matter. If she goes back to music, it had better be with a 100% new image. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You thinking like Madonna's wistful maternal kind of scene? I think she'd be better off going half-country. Three acoustic chords and easy dance beats. She's a Texan after all. With her media machine, anything would work.
Nighthawk Posted September 22, 2005 Report Posted September 22, 2005 Nigga, yes! Do it like Kid Rock. It's Louisiana, not Texas, though.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 22, 2005 Report Posted September 22, 2005 So it is. Where'd I get Texas? Pop/Country crossover is easily the most successful thing going right now. I had like a Cheryl Crow thing in mind, so you're not too far off with Kid Rock.
Guest *KNK* Posted September 22, 2005 Report Posted September 22, 2005 That's an natural progression anyways for Britney Spears to follow anyways. She can retain the "hotness" that she relies on but not have to compete with the younger and more bubblegum factory offerings and with her whole push as being a "committed" mother, Her previous image contradicts what she wants to be protrayed as. Country is hardly about quality singing anymore judging from how Gretchen Wilson is such a huge star. Country music, is still a business and looks are hugely crucial. With the right production and promotion, She'll do fine in a "settled-down" environment of Country but still keep her over the top nature that she relies on.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 22, 2005 Report Posted September 22, 2005 She's already got the background. Stick an acoustic in her hands with an american flag t-shirt and songs about her family and god, and it's millions all over again.
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