chirs3 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2005 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF STORM! OCTOBER 7th, FROM THE STABLER ARENA IN BETHLEHEM, PENNSYLVANIA ! (5PM PST, 8PM EST; check local listings) Matches are due to markers by 10:00 PM, Eastern Standard Time. Send marked matches, promos, etc. to Chuck Woolery... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- THE MAIN EVENT Todd Cortez vs. JJ Johnson -> On Smarkdown, both JJ and Todd suffered hard losses - JJ once again let Zyon slip through his fingers, and Todd tasted bitter defeat at the hands of Marcus Ward. PENT UP RAGE AND AGGRESSION will be blown off tonight, as each man vies for a chance to turn their luck around. Both of these men are accomplished Hardcore champions, so it's only fitting that we pit them against each other in the Main Event of the Hardcorest... ... Hardcoriest... Most Hardcorierest show on TV! Rules: Hardcore! Word Limit: 5500 Send to: Chuck Woolery -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- KOJI Kitano vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -> Round two: KOJI vs. Spike! (See below) Rules: Hardcore! Word Limit: 5000 Send to: TheSuperstar -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- TORU Takahara vs. Zyon -> TKO made a wee bit of a statement on Smarkdown, taking the Tag Team Title belts from their new owners and running off with them! On Lockdown, TORU and KOJI will get a chance to make a more meaningful statement regarding their "ownership" of the titles when they take on the team of Zyon and Spike Jenkins - tonight, however, we're going with the obligatory singles matches before a tag match. Round one: TORU vs. Zyon! Rules: Hardcore! Word Limit: 5000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Bout - SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - MULTI-MAN MAAAADNESS! Bruce Blank © vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. The Crimson Skull -> Holy Joke That Hasn't Been Used Here Yet, Batman! Jimmy the Doom took down Bruce Blank in a one on one match on Smarkdown! I'd say that's earned him a little somethin'-somethin'. But having these two go at it again would not be enough, even with the Hardcore stipulation. So to spice things up, we've dropped the impressive newcomer Akira Kaibatsu into the mix. He couldn't quite get the job done against Magnifico, but really, who can? Besides, he made a damn fine showing of himself, and we're proud of 'em for it. We also decided to put The Crimson Skull in this match - perhaps if he shows off enough EEEEVIL in this Hardcore bout, perhaps it might attract the attention of a certain someone he's been after... Rules: HARDCORE~! First pinfall or submission wins (and remember, kids, falls count anywhere)! Word Limit: 6000 Send to: janusd -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Promo Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Also Appearing: Beats the heck out of me. I imagine LandonHawke might have some choice words for TKO regarding their tomfoolery on Smarkdown... and how about Magnifico? He and Spike Jenkins had a bit of a tussle last show, and Magnifico's not the type of guy to just let things lie. And what about Marcus Ward? He scored a big win over Todd Cortez - while his other half is competing tonight, will he take some time to address the SWF? Some of this, possibly all of this, maybe more than this, on Storm! Edited October 4, 2005 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2005 Oops. Fixed the word limit for the first match. Sorry about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2005 Isn't the Hammerstein Lodge in NYC? Or is this some other Hammerstein Lodge nobody's ever heard of? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2005 I was thinking Hammerstein Ballroom in NYC - ECW PPV location and all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2005 LOL Top Google search hit for "HAMMERSTEIN LODGE" PHILADELPHIA was our own list of arenas site and then some german travel sites which did not put the Hammerstein lodge in Philly. and on Yahoo I got the Blazenwing Wrestling Federation site listing and NOTHING else Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2005 Fuckin' Blazenwing... Edit: JtD's stats are going to be getting minor edits within the next few minutes. So, yeah... Edit again: Stats have been minorly edited. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2005 Whoops. Guess we need to get our List o' Arenas fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2005 Well I guess an imaginary venue is alright - we can make up whatever the hell we want when brawling backstage in the 4 way Hardcore clash Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2005 What have I done to achieve this newfound main-eventer status? That's two shows in a row now. I'm scared. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2005 What have I done to achieve this newfound main-eventer status? That's two shows in a row now. I'm scared. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well that's the power of no showing use it wisely young one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2005 Show's going to be a weensy bit late, boys. I'll try and post it before or after the SAT's in the morning, or Raynor will do it when he gets on... or, I mean, I guess Judge or Z or Tom could do it, too, if they feel so inclined. I'm waiting on a couple matches, but I've got a rough card and everything else sketched out so you should have something within the next twelve hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2005 One less match to wait on for teh MVS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2005 Yeah, I meant to ask Janus about an extension, as stuff came up, but I didn't, so I sent in a rushed match that's hella short. But, it's better than a haiku. But not by much... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites